1099 sunday that Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

any liquid can be reduced just by heating it - but why would you want to do that, answer comes back to two of our old friends, flavor and consistency (texture)., by reducing any flavored liquid you intensify its flavor and at the same time thicken it. you can continue this process until what you have left is a syrup if it contains sugar, or a sauce if it does not., this is 1 of the most important tools in the kitchen , believe it or not, because a great sauce can rescue an indifferent meal., literally any liquid can be reduced ., a few uses, wine is frequently used in cooking , both as a marinade and as an addition to sauces for meat., there are some problems with it though, 1 of which is that you need a really good wine and quite a lot of it to produce a reasonable sauce for, say, six people., on the other hand , if you use pure grape juice and reduce it to a syrup, that syrup, added to any sauce (or gravy if you prefer) will lift it into the realms of gourmet ., more , you don tsp have to make your reduction on the night you prepare your meal. you can reduce a liter of grape juice at any time to the consistency and flavor you want; then just store it in the fridge., you can do the same thing with any fruit juice - prune is sensational - and store it until needed. just about all of them will do things for ice cream, pies or tarts that will have your guests demanding the recipe, pork with apple sauce use a carton of fresh apple juice from the supermarket and reduce it. and if you want a real sensation add in a glass of apple brandy during the reduction process., are you getting an idea of how simple this is, take any carton of fresh stock straight of the shelf and reduce it. you will transform it into something even the manufacturer won tsp recognize. but beware, you need to start out with good quality in the first place, because when you reduce a liquid you intensify all the flavors, and not just the good ones., if it s salty to start with, for example, it will be salty beyond belief by the time you ve reduced it even by half. so if you are going to use a supermarket stock, make sure it s an extremely good 1., believe me when i tell you that stock cubes should not be used for reduction sauces., thickeners, because you will be tasting as you go (won tsp you ), you may find that you get the flavor you want before the desired consistency is reached., a couple of hints right now for your sauces., sweet ones can be thickened successfully without loss of color by adding in liquid glucose early on in the reduction process. surprisingly, this will add little in the way of sweetness and produces a beautiful velvety sauce when whisked., if you get it wrong and add too much, no problem. stir in a little extra water to thin it., reduction pans, reductions need to happen rapidly in serving to preserve flavors. and the greater the surface area of the liquid the faster the water will evaporate., however you may want to whisk something into the sauce while its cooking - such as butter or olive oil for example - and for that i find a small wok is best; 1 with a handle., a wok is less likely to reduce so fast that the sauce is burnt while your back is turned. but try both methods and see which you prefer. you may even end up using something totally different., no magic to this. whatever works for you, that s what you should use, in this and everything else to do with cooking., just bear in mind that what you re after is speed and ease of use. as well as a great tasting result, of course. :>), keeping, if they should dry out , simply add a little water and heat through., sauces containing meat juices of any kind must be frozen if you re going to keep them, and should be brought to boiling point before being used again. there is no need to thaw them out to do this, in fact it s better not to. simply drop the frozen cubes into a saucepan, melt them over a gentle heat, and then bring swiftly to the boil., why do you do this to avoid food poisoning, that s why. you are making sure that any bugs introduced into the sauce during the preparation process are killed off., worry , this will not be because of anything you have done wrong (i hope!), but because bacteria are part of our everyday lives and they exist in every kitchen, however clean., in fact your food , and especially your meat, is crawling with wildlife that you will never see. don tsp worry about them. careful handling and simple precautions will ensure that these miniature monsters can never multiply enough to harm either you or your guests.

yeast, warm skim milk (or any other milks really), water , that is warm, sugar, egg, melted butter, flour (or more or less as needed), salt, extra melted butter, cinnamon, sugar, nutmeg

milk, vinegar, lemon juice, egg, butter, melted, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, white sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, poppy seeds, lemon zest

thick sliced bacon, chopped sweet onion, chopped red bell pepper, eggs, milk, frozen hash brown potatoes, thawed, shredded cheddar cheese, salt, ground black pepper, dried dill

olive oil, ground vegetarian breakfast sausage, chopped onion, garlic, minced, diced red bell pepper, cubed whole-wheat country bread, dijon mustard, grated swiss cheese, eggs, milk, salt , or to taste, freshly ground black pepper to taste

peanut oil, green onions, minced, grated fresh ginger, garlic, minced, diced red bell pepper, eggs, egg whites, light soy sauce, fresh bean sprouts, trimmed and halved snow peas, sesame seeds

butter, eggs, ground black pepper, oil, tortilla chips, green onions, chopped, red enchilada sauce, kraft mexican style shredded four cheese with a touch off philadelphia, fresh cilantro, coarsely chopped, avocado, chopped

pineapple chunks , juice reserved, apples, peeled and cored, peach pie filling, bananas, peeled and diced, kiwis, strawberries

prepared 8 inch pastry shells, tart apples - peeled, cored and sliced, white sugar, ground cinnamon, all-purpose flour, butter

sugar, cream cheese, softened, vanilla extract, unsweetened chocolate, melted, salt to taste, red and green sprinkles (jimmies)

meaty pork loin spareribs, light olive oil, beef broth, ketchup, brown sugar, lemon juice, vinegar, worcestershire sauce, soy sauce, crushed red pepper flakes, seafood seasoning (such as old bay), dried minced onion, ground nutmeg, salt and black pepper to taste

olive oil, onions, diced, stalks celery, diced, garlic, finely chopped, diced peeled butternut squash, shredded or chopped cooked pork, diced tomatoes, baked beans, chicken stock, cream-style corn, frozen peas, cayenne pepper, ground cumin, paprika, salt, hickory-flavored barbeque sauce

eggs, breakfast pork sausage, sliced fresh mushrooms, onion, chopped, tomatoes, chopped, kraft finely shredded triple cheddar cheese

butter, extra-firm tofu, diced, onion, diced, chinese five-spice powder, mushrooms, bread , torn into bite size pieces, shredded cheddar cheese

butter, curry powder, apple - peeled, cored and finely chopped, onion, diced, condensed cream of mushroom soup, heavy whipping cream, salt, freshly ground black pepper, paprika, whole chicken , cut into pieces

all-purpose flour, seasoned salt, ground black pepper to taste, whole chicken , cut into pieces, vegetable oil, milk, chicken broth, cornstarch, water

lean ground turkey breast, egg, unseasoned breadcrumbs, green bell pepper, red bell pepper, white onion, fresh dill, fresh parsley, extra virgin olive oil, bacon