74 squirt Recipes

peeled hard-cooked eggs, mayonnaise, plain yogurt, dijon mustard, squirt of lemon juice, salt, paprika

bacon, slices cut in half, and fried to just crisp, eggs, avocado, two small tomatoes, sliced, cream cheese, softened, worcestershire sauce, paprika, dried parsley, onion , garlic and fresh ground pepper, squirt of fresh lemon juice (optional), drop of liquid smoke (optional), good whole wheat or grain bread

oriental-flavor instant ramen noodles, thai green chili paste (or red , or panang), soymilk (silk soy creamer if you re feeling extravagant), lime juice (a few squirts), cornstarch

fresh cantaloupe, dark sweet cherries (1 can or 3 and 1/2 cups fresh ), seedless grapes (whatever kind you prefer), fresh bananas, fresh strawberries, apple, marshmallows, strawberry yogurt, powdered sugar, cinnamon (or a dash ), honey (or a squirt ), cool whip (10 oz)

heaping cups of sifted flour, fresh yeast or little cube about .07 oz, warm milk, raisins or cranberries (any dried fruit would prob be good), salt, egg, ground cinnamon, squirt of fresh lemon juice (not too much, think too much kills the yeast), powdered sugar, oil for frying

filet or other high quality steak, about 4-6oz, kosher or sea salt and fresh ground black pepper, olive oil, french fried onions, premium crab meat (or lobster), stalk celery, finely chopped, jalapenos finely diced (i used 2 hot reds), green onions, sliced, fresh dill, chopped, old bay seasoning, mayonnaise (more if needed for consistency), creole mustard, hot sauce (louisiana or tabasco), squirt of fresh lemon juice, balsamic vinegar, fresh lemon juice, grated onion or shallot(i used 2 large green onions, whites only, but any oniony ingredient would work ;), worcestershire sauce, creole mustard, salad quality olive oil, kosher or sea salt and fresh ground black pepper

hot dogs, cream-filled sponge snack cakes (such as twinkies), squirts of pressurized canned cheese (such as easy cheese), or to taste

use your favorite pie crust recipe. i have 1 posted and i hear jett has a great 1 too, fresh or frozen blueberries, sugar, flour, coursley grated zest of 1/2 lemon (don tsp skip this part), squirt of fresh lemon juice, dry bread crumbs , i used graham cracker crumbs instead, egg, beaten with 1 tsp water, for egg wash

almond breeze unsweetened chocolate milk, torani sugar free raspberry flavored syrup, instant coffee, fat, free french vanilla coffee-mate powder, unsweetened cocoa, splenda sugar substitute (3 packets), crushed ice or 8 -10 ice cubes, fat, free reddi-wip (a 1-serving squirt)

elbow macaroni, green bellpepper, diced small, red bellpepper, diced small, celery ribs, thinly sliced, mayo, squirt ketchup ( optional), frozen cooked shrimp, thawed (optional), salt to taste

freshly squeezed orange juice, freshly squeezed lime juice, freshly squeezed ruby red grapefruit juice, pineapple juice, watermelon , cut into bitesized chunks, fresh pineapple , cut into bitesized chunks, oranges, cut into wedges, lemon, sliced, limes, quartered, lemon lime soda (recommended : squirt), crushed ice

lean ground beef, ground pork, ground veal, bacon, red bell pepper, finely minced, shallots, finely minced, garlic cloves, finely minced, olive oil, cream of mushroom soup, lipton onion soup mix, egg, worcestershire sauce, crouton , store-bought cheese and garlic, oatmeal, ketchup , 2-3 good squirts, olive oil, mixed italian herbs, garlic powder, parmesan cheese, salt & pepper, to taste, montreal brand steak seasoning, ketchup, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce

butter, all-purpose flour, whole milk, sack shredded yellow cheddar, squirts ketchup , about 1/4 cup

seedless or seeded watermelon , chunked, good size strawberries, tops removed, strawberry kool-aid, mint leaves tore up, sugar, a few squirts of lemon

cream of chicken soup, mayonnaise, squirt of lemon juice, chicken cut into bit size pieces, broccoli cuts, chicken stove top stuffing, grated chedder cheese

light english muffin, egg, extra-lean ham, fat-free mayonnaise, dijonnaise, light whipped butter or light buttery spread,room temperature, lemon yogurt (or plain yogurt with a squirt of lemon juice)

split pigs feet; more or less, ea peppercorns, ea cloves garlic, minced or mashed, ea allspice, water, stems parsley, chopped, onion odds and ends or 1/4 cup chopped onion, beef stock, squirt hot sauce

tilapia fillets, filet, olive oil, for pan-frying, salt, pepper, fresh buns or 1 fresh crusty bread, lettuce (or alfalfa sprouts), tomato, sliced thin, cajun mayonnaise, mayonnaise, squirt lemon, hot sauce