2423 six punch Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

rose wine, burgundy wine, pineapple juice (such as dole), fruit punch (such as hawaiian punch), lemon, juiced, lime, juiced, orange, juiced, lemon, thinly sliced, lime, thinly sliced, orange, thinly sliced

fat-free half-and-half, vanilla yogurt, passion fruit frozen tropical punch concentrate (i use welch s), frozen sliced strawberries in syrup, thawed, almond extract, strawberry slices, orange slice, if desired

bread, shredded cheddar cheese, cream cheese, softened, sour cream, dried beef, chopped, chopped green chile peppers, chopped green onions, worcestershire sauce

farfalle pasta (bow-tie), chopped cooked chicken, butter, all-purpose flour, cold milk, fresh shredded sharp cheddar cheese, salt, pepper, tomato basil pasta spaghetti sauce, shredded italian six blend cheese (italian six-cheese blend)

granulated sugar, water, egg whites , about six to seven , depending on the size of the egg, butter, room temperature and cut into tbsp size pieces

beef chuck roast, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, vegetable oil, onion, sliced, carrots, peeled, thinly sliced, ribs celery, thinly sliced, garlic, crushed, chopped tomatoes , in juice, red wine, beef broth, homemade, or low-sodium, low-fat, fresh thyme, or 1 tsp dried, bay leaves, coarsely chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley (optional), red wine vinegar, carrots, peeled, cut into thirds, turnips, peeled and cut into six wedges, red onions, peeled , cut into six wedges, parsnips, peeled, cut into thirds, olive oil, chopped fresh thyme leaves, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

links (six to eight-inch) of andouille sausage, sheets of puffed pastry (six to eight inches wide) thawed, eggs, water

splenda-sweetened red fruit punch, chilled (hawaiian punch or hi-cup is great!), frozen lemonade concentrate, slightly thawed, white grape juice, lemon, sliced

frozen lemonade, frozen lemonade, frozen limeade concentrate, rum, sugar, water

peppermint candies (see description), orange juice, triple sec, vodka, amaretto (see recipe description for alternatives), southern comfort, gin, grenadine

juicy juice punch (any flavor juicy juice works), diet lemon-lime soda, water

brown sugar , packed, butter or 1/4 cup margarine, grated orange rind, grated lemon rind, ground cinnamon, nutmeg, apple cider, apple brandy (or more, if you prefer !), cinnamon stick

frozen orange juice concentrate, sodapop 7-up, white grape juice, pineapple juice, oranges (to garnish )

angel food cake mix, kool-aid, mix (tropical punch, pink lemonade, black cherry or your favorite flavor unsweetened soft drink mix), powdered sugar, water, grenadine or 1 tbsp maraschino cherry juice or 1/4 tsp kool-aid unsweetened flavored drink mix, white baking chocolate curls (to garnish )

baking potatoes , like russets, from idaho, peeled, sliced, into 12 pieces about 1/2-inch thick, punched out with round cookie cutter, smallish purple baking potatoes from idaho, peeled, sliced, into 12 pieces about 1/2-inch thick , punched out with oval cookie cutter, tiny red new potatoes from idaho, left whole, olive oil, for light coating, extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, capers, picked thyme leaves, garlic, crushed, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, vine-ripened yellow tomatoes, extra virgin olive oil, red wine vinegar, fresh garlic, salt, red pear tomatoes, halved, yellow grape tomatoes, halved, mixed red and yellow currant tomatoes or small cherry tomatoes, basil chiffonade, soft fresh goat cheese, basil oil*, for garnish, basil sprigs, for garnish

cookies (polish bows) - chruscik, egg yolks, tb sour cream, tb rum, ts vanilla, confectioners sugar, flour (sifted), ts baking powder, ts salt, tb sugar, oil for deep frying, beat the egg yolks with the sugar until well combined. add sour cream, rum and vanilla and mix until smooth. sift the flour, baking powder and salt and add it to egg yolk mixture, a little at a time. on a heavily floured surface knead the dough vigorously, punching and squeezing as much flour into it as it will take until the dough is no longer sticky (1/2 hour). separate dough into several portions and roll very thin. turn the dough and loosen often when rolling. the dough should look like parchment paper that you can see through. cut dough into strips approx. 1 1/2 inches wide, 4 inches long. make slit closer to 1 end and bring the longer end through the slit. heat oil to 375 degrees and fry quickly (only a few seconds) until golden not brown. turn only once. drain on paper towels. dust with confectioners sugar. makes 8 dozen.