957 shhh don tell them Recipes

ground beef, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, diced (or about 1/4 tsp. garlic powder), pepper , to taste, velveeta cheese , cut into cubes, cream of mushroom soup, pace picante sauce (mild, medium or hot ), jalapeno pepper , chopped (optional, if you don tsp like the extra heat)

paprika, ground black pepper, salt, garlic powder, cayenne pepper (or less if you don tsp like too spicy), dried oregano, dried thyme, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, dijon mustard, mixed baby greens, can add fresh spinach as well, bell pepper, thinly sliced (red pepper, green pepper or 1/2 yellow peppers), sliced red onion, tomato, quartered, extra virgin olive oil, minced garlic cloves, beef steaks, each about 1/2 inch thick, butter, melted, sliced mushrooms, crumbled blue cheese (about 3 oz) or 6 tbsp gorgonzola (about 3 oz)

unsalted butter, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, kosher salt, unsweetened cocoa powder, walnuts , chopped i don tsp use (optional), semi-sweet chocolate chips, sugar , for rolling the dough

very large onions (or 8 onions that are merely large), lightly-salted butter, nutmeg, sugar, salt, flour, beef broth, dry vermouth, capful kitchen bouquet, garlic-flavored croutons (enough to cover the top of whatever casserole dish you end up using in the final step), swiss cheese , cut in julienne strips, gruyere cheese , cut in julienne strips, parmesan cheese, stale italian bread or 1 loaf french bread, olive oil, garlic clove

doughnut peaches, unpeeled and sliced (*no* canned peaches!), heavy cream (approximately-don tsp drown the peaches) or 3 tbsp half-and-half (approximately-don tsp drown the peaches), ground cinnamon, to garnish (or cardamom or freshly grated nutmeg)

bittersweet chocolate, butter (or vegan margarine), strawberry (stem removed and sliced ), lime zest (or orange or lemon), egg, thawed puff pastry sheet (i used peppridge farm), granulated sugar (or xylitol if you don tsp want to use sugar)

self raising flour, brown sugar, egg, fresh blueberries (don tsp thaw if frozen) or 1 cup frozen blueberries (don tsp thaw if frozen), milk, vegetable oil, icing sugar

chopped onion, tomatoes (i don tsp like big chunks), garlic clove, pepper, ground beef, tomato paste, olive oil, salt, cottage cheese (i use 1/2 lb. lb. ricotta cheese), ricotta cheese, eggs, salt, pepper, mozzarella cheese, parmesan cheese (i use more than that), lasagna noodles (i usually use less)

chicken pieces, heads garlic , with skins intact (about 40 cloves), olive oil, salt, pepper, mixed herbs (rosemary, thyme, oregano, sage, basil-i usually don tsp bother to measure the herbs, i just throw em), potatoes, flour, water (to make paste with flour), lightly toasted french bread

tilapia fillets, silly crazy salt (i don tsp know what silly salt is) or 1 tsp garlic salt (i don tsp know what silly salt is), fresh ground black pepper, unsalted butter, cut into small pieces, lime , zest of, finely grated, lime , juice of

puff pastry sheet , from a 17 . 3 oz box, chocolate (you can use bittersweet or milk , but don tsp use unsweetened), egg yolk (beaten with 1 tsp water), sugar , for dusting

tomatoes, pork, minced, water chestnuts, chopped, shallots, chopped, garlic cloves, crushed, fish sauce, black pepper, cornstarch, oil

flour, butter (not margarine), butter, onion, finely chopped, green pepper , course chopped, plain diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, chopped garlic , with juices, tabasco jalapeno sauce (can omit if necessary), worcestershire sauce, sugar (omit this if you don tsp like sweet sauces) or 1/4 cup splenda substitute (omit this if you don tsp like sweet sauces), milk, frozen small peeled shrimp, hot cooked rice (8 servings)

oil, onions, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, lean ground beef, whole tomatoes, beef stock mix, water, paprika, orange bell peppers, chopped, potatoes, cubed

tomato (peeled and sliced ), yellow squash, zucchini, onion, jalapeno pepper (sweet banana, if you don tsp like hot dishes), feta cheese (crumbled ), mozzarella cheese (or other white cheese, grated), parmesan cheese (finely grated ), fresh basil (chopped, more, or less to taste), oregano, fresh parsley (chopped ), salt, pepper (freshly ground )

tomato puree, water (may vary depending upon thickness of puree), ground fennel, basil, oregano, pepper, salt, fresh basil leaves (if you have it), bay leaves, crushed red pepper flakes (use less if you don tsp want it hot or more if you like a hot sauce), ground chicken or 1 lb turkey, eggs, diced garlic, parmesan cheese (may need to add more if meat is real wet), breadcrumbs (may need to add more if meat is real wet), salt, black pepper, oregano, basil, parsley, mild medium or hot italian sausage, country-style boneless pork ribs

sweet potato, red potatoes, red onion, yellow bell pepper, red bell pepper, head garlic (several cloves), olive oil (i try to use slightly less , but if you don tsp use enough, the veggies can be too dry.), black pepper, feta cheese, crumbled (or other salty cheese such as jarlsberg, halloumi)

butter, room temperature, sugar, egg yolk, salt, orange liqueur, chopped unsalted shelled pistachio, crumbled sponge cake (i have also used lb cake crumbs), nectarines, halved and pitted (if you don tsp like the peel, you can remove it before baking), sweet dessert wine (sherry, vin santo, port, all are good)