68 practical joke april Recipes

instant mashed potatoes, water, three colors, your choice )

chicken, cut up or 4 large boneless chicken breasts, white wine, dried tarragon, butter, salt & pepper, to taste, mushroom, sliced (optional), white wine, flour

eggs, prepared mustard, mayonnaise, garlic salt, onion powder, paprika, for garnish

cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, worcestershire sauce, jarred roasted red pepper, drained and chopped, chopped fresh parsley

banana, creamy peanut butter , to taste, hot dog bun, strawberry preserves , to taste, kiwi, chopped & peeled for relish (optional)

lean ground beef, eggs, breadcrumbs, sliced green onion, milk, chopped fresh parsley, garlic cloves, minced, worcestershire sauce, salt, black pepper, roasted red peppers, drained and patted dry, hot mashed potatoes, tomatoes, stems removed

red jell-o, clear plastic cups (10 oz. size or larger), flexible plastic straws

sheet roll-out fondant (can be found in most craft or specialty shops), roll toilet paper, frosting (like the tube kind at craft stores), grosgrain ribbon (and or or other decorations)

vegetable broth, dry white wine, onion, chopped, leek (white and pale green parts), chopped, grain white rice, garlic cloves, chopped, red beans or kidney beans, rinsed, drained, head radicchio or 1/4 head curly endive, thinly sliced (about 2 cups), arugula bunches, thinly sliced (about 1 cup) or 1 cup sliced curly endive, grated parmesan cheese (optional)

raw sugar, butter, egg, salt, molasses, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, whole wheat flour

ground turkey, sweet onion, finely minced, garlic, finely minced (about 8 cloves), crushed tomatoes, diced tomatoes, dark red kidney beans, light red kidney beans, black beans, chili powder, ground cumin, hot sauce (this is best to add after it s all cooked)

honey, butter, rolled oats, walnuts, chopped, ground cinnamon, peaches , in light syrup

beef broth, low sodium, diced celery, diced onion, minced garlic, diced carrots, dry lentils, fresh spinach, chopped, sliced fresh mushrooms, cooked barley, cooked chicken, chopped, cooked bulgur wheat

canola oil, chopped onion, garlic, chopped shallot, diced carrot, diced celery, dried oregano, ground cumin, paprika, chopped chicken breast, organic low-sodium chicken broth, canned whole tomatoes, chopped swiss chard, quinoa

lean ground beef, seasoned bread crumbs, grated monterey jack cheese, ketchup, egg, celery salt, ground pepper, mashed potatoes

cannellini beans or 1 (15 oz) can great northern beans, rinsed and drained, lemon juice, plain yogurt, chopped fresh parsley, salt, pepper, hot sauce, garlic, minced, tortilla chips