18 practical joke Recipes

instant mashed potatoes, water, three colors, your choice )

chicken, cut up or 4 large boneless chicken breasts, white wine, dried tarragon, butter, salt & pepper, to taste, mushroom, sliced (optional), white wine, flour

tomatillo, roma tomatoes, fresh jalapenos, poblano pepper, fresh garlic cloves, minced, cilantro, whole canned tomatoes, salt, black pepper, juice of1 to 2 lime (use 1 add more if necessary), white onion, cumin

brown sugar, flax seeds, water, applesauce, canned pumpkin, coconut oil, whole wheat flour, oat bran, flax seed meal, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, water

sheet roll-out fondant (can be found in most craft or specialty shops), roll toilet paper, frosting (like the tube kind at craft stores), grosgrain ribbon (and or or other decorations)

vegetable broth, dry white wine, onion, chopped, leek (white and pale green parts), chopped, grain white rice, garlic cloves, chopped, red beans or kidney beans, rinsed, drained, head radicchio or 1/4 head curly endive, thinly sliced (about 2 cups), arugula bunches, thinly sliced (about 1 cup) or 1 cup sliced curly endive, grated parmesan cheese (optional)

raw sugar, butter, egg, salt, molasses, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, whole wheat flour

ground turkey, sweet onion, finely minced, garlic, finely minced (about 8 cloves), crushed tomatoes, diced tomatoes, dark red kidney beans, light red kidney beans, black beans, chili powder, ground cumin, hot sauce (this is best to add after it s all cooked)

honey, butter, rolled oats, walnuts, chopped, ground cinnamon, peaches , in light syrup

teriyaki sauce, honey, garlic powder, ground ginger, red bell peppers , cut into 2 inch pieces, sweet onion, peeled and cut into wedges, whole fresh mushrooms, beef sirloin, cut into 1 inch cubes, boneless chicken breast halves, cut into cubes

salt, rotelle pasta or 1 lb other pastas (i try for whole wheat), salsa, chopped green chilies, black beans, rinsed and drained, green onion, finely chopped

butter, room temp, brown sugar, sugar, egg, peanut butter, baking soda, salt, flour, whole wheat flour, old-fashioned oatmeal, semi-sweet chocolate chips, powdered sugar, peanut butter, milk

bread, finely crumbled (practically to a powder), milk, eggs, meatloaf seasoning mix , packet (i bought a 1.5 oz kroger brand packet), defrosted vegetarian beef substitute (i prefer quorn brand crumbles), tomato paste, olive oil (an estimation, i just eyeballed it), stocks celery, chopped at about 1/2 cm (personal preference), baby carrots , chopped at about 1/2 cm intervals (a similar amount of regular carrots acceptable), a medium yellow onion, chopped finely, more olive oil, replacement beef broth (i use edward & sons not-beef bullion cubes, veggie broth could easily work), garlic powder, salt, pepper, freshly chopped oregano (i used 5 sprigs), marjoram, red pepper flakes, allspice, cinnamon, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, beef broth, spicy brown mustard, ketchup, brown sugar

flour, baking powder, salt, milk, butter, eggs, sugar substitute , for baking, vanilla extract, lemon juice, bottled is fine, sugar-free instant pistachio pudding mix, milk, kiwi fruits, skin trimmed off and sliced, cool whip , sugar free, green sugar candy sprinkles (to garnish )

butter, brown sugar, sugar, egg, peanut butter, baking soda, salt, flour, old-fashioned oatmeal, chocolate chips, powdered sugar, peanut butter, milk