2828 polish christmas Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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polish sausage (i used turkey) or 1 (14 oz) package kielb... and10 Morepolish sausage (i used turkey) or 1 (14 oz) package kielbasa, sliced (i used turkey), red potatoes, sliced, onion, diced, fresh green beans, broken into 1 . 5 inch pieces, unpacked brown sugar, applesauce, mustard (i used bold and spicy), cider vinegar, ground black pepper, thyme, cooking oil45 min, 11 ingredients
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polish sausage (pre-cooked type ) or 16 oz smoked sausage... and5 Morepolish sausage (pre-cooked type ) or 16 oz smoked sausage, sliced on a bias, 1/4-inch thick (pre-cooked type), butter, cooking oil, onions , sliced longways, beer (not lite ), sandwich buns , croissant-type (or toasted bagels)20 min, 6 ingredients
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polish sausage, cut in 1/2 inch slices,browned and drained and30 Morepolish sausage, cut in 1/2 inch slices,browned and drained, extra virgin olive oil, cabbage, cored and chopped, onions, chopped, garlic, minced, red bell pepper, seeded and chopped, green bell pepper, seeded and chopped, jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped ,to taste (optional), mushroom, cleaned and sliced,to taste (preferably lots more), yukon gold potatoes or 2 -3 medium russet potatoes, peeled and diced, diced tomatoes, pork broth, vegetable juice or 1 (46 oz) can snappy tom tomato juice or 1 (46 oz) can tomato juice (optional), tomato sauce, chopped fresh thyme leaves or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, lightly crushed, dried marjoram, lightly crushed, dried oregano or 1/2 tsp italian seasoning, lightly crushed, crushed red pepper flakes , to taste, salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper, pork riblets (or other inexpensive bone-in pork), seasoning salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, garlic granules, to taste (generously ), reduced-sodium chicken broth, reduced-sodium beef broth, water or 5 (14 1/2 oz) cans chicken broth, onion, unpeeled,quartered, garlic, unpeeled,quartered, carrots, rinsed and cut in chunks, stalks celery, preferably with leaves,cut in chunks2 hour 30 min, 31 ingredients
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olive oil (or butter), chopped onion and11 Moreolive oil (or butter), chopped onion, frozen hash brown potatoes (or grate 2 lbs potatoes), turkey polish kielbasa or 16 oz , sliced into thin rounds, asparagus (or broccoli crowns, frozen is fine), seasoned breadcrumbs, butter, flour, dry mustard (or 1/4 tsp. hot sauce), salt, pepper, low-fat milk, low-fat cheddar cheese1 hour 20 min, 13 ingredients
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Polish Sausage and Sauerkraut Casserole (Kapusta)polish sausage , fresh if possible, bacon, yellow onion and3 Morepolish sausage , fresh if possible, bacon, yellow onion, sauerkraut, brown sugar, water31 min, 6 ingredients
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Polish Kielbasa and Ricepolish kielbasa, chicken broth, white rice, salt, pepper and1 Morepolish kielbasa, chicken broth, white rice, salt, pepper, olive oil20 min, 6 ingredients
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Polish Sausage-Krauterspolish sausage or 1 large frankfurter and4 Morepolish sausage or 1 large frankfurter, sauerkraut, drained & snipped, chili sauce, chopped onions, caraway seed20 min, 5 ingredients
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Polish Sausage With Hot Coleslawpolish sausage or 1 1/4 lbs knockwurst or 1 1/4 lbs other... and9 Morepolish sausage or 1 1/4 lbs knockwurst or 1 1/4 lbs other smoked sausage, vegetable oil, green onions, sliced, shredded cabbage, carrots, thinly sliced, golden raisin, salt, sugar, vinegar, chopped parsley, for garnish (optional)45 min, 10 ingredients
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Polish White Borschtpolish kielbasa, water as needed and4 Morepolish kielbasa, water as needed, roux : flour and water to thicken, hard cooked eggs, vinegar, pepper as needed20 min, 6 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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