441 mouth away Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Melt-in-your-mouth Cookies Recipe
    melt-in-your-mouth cookies recipe, salted butter and
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    melt-in-your-mouth cookies recipe, salted butter, real vanilla extract, brewed espresso coffee, heaping tbsp confectioners sugar , sifted, all-purpose flour , sifted, sea salt, toasted pine nuts, coarsely chopped, sugar
    18 min, 9 ingredients
  • Mouth-Watering Strawberry and Chocolate Chip Brownies
    eggs, white sugar, orange juice, cocoa powder and
    3 More
    eggs, white sugar, orange juice, cocoa powder, matzo cake meal, frozen strawberries, thawed, semisweet chocolate chips
    55 min, 7 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Ribs
    pork spareribs, onion, chopped, ketchup, cider vinegar and
    5 More
    pork spareribs, onion, chopped, ketchup, cider vinegar, lemon juice, prepared mustard, brown sugar, salt, ground black pepper
    1 hour 45 min, 9 ingredients
  • Mouth-Watering Italian Turkey Burgers
    lean ground turkey, italian breadcrumbs and
    9 More
    lean ground turkey, italian breadcrumbs, chopped fresh basil, chopped sun-dried tomatoes (, softened ), chianti wine (or other red wine), shredded parmesan cheese, garlic, minced, salt, fresh ground black pepper, barbecue sauce, whole wheat hamburger buns, toasted
    25 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Pot Roast
    beef shoulder, black pepper, olive oil, beef stock and
    9 More
    beef shoulder, black pepper, olive oil, beef stock, dry red wine (i use merlot), chopped parsley (fresh or dry ), salt, minced garlic (heaping), onions (chopped into large pieces), baby carrots (1 bag), red potatoes, stewed tomatoes (include juice), italian salad dressing
    22 min, 13 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Meatloaf!
    lean ground beef, chopped cooking onions, milk and
    10 More
    lean ground beef, chopped cooking onions, milk, breadcrumbs, egg, chopped fresh garlic, salt, black pepper, ground thyme or 1 tsp poultry seasoning, ketchup, brown sugar, dry mustard, ground nutmeg
    1 hour 30 min, 13 ingredients
  • Mouth-Watering Oven-Fried Fish
    fish fillets, lemon juice, fresh and
    9 More
    fish fillets, lemon juice, fresh, skim milk or 1/4 cup 1% fat buttermilk, drops hot pepper sauce, garlic, fresh, minced, white pepper, ground, salt, onion powder, corn flakes, crumbled or 1/2 cup regular breadcrumbs, vegetable oil (for greasing baking dish), lemon, fresh, cut in wedges
    30 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Salsa
    roasted jalapeno peppers, onions (chopped ), minced garlic and
    6 More
    roasted jalapeno peppers, onions (chopped ), minced garlic, granulated sugar, salt, cumin, rotel tomatoes & chilies, skinless whole tomatoes, fresh cilantro, roughly chopped
    1 hour 6 min, 9 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Strawberry Muffins
    flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk and
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    flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk, melted butter, eggs, slightly beaten, vanilla, fresh strawberries, hulled and chopped, sugar, for topping
    40 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mouth-Watering Meatloaf
    eggs, dry mustard, low-fat milk, bread, crumbled and
    10 More
    eggs, dry mustard, low-fat milk, bread, crumbled, ground beef, onion, minced, salt, pepper, minced celery, parsley, chopped, ketchup, brown sugar, american cheese, dry mustard
    1 hour 15 min, 14 ingredients
  • Mouthful of Spice Chicken Vegetable Soup
    carrots, chopped, celery, chopped, minced onion and
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    carrots, chopped, celery, chopped, minced onion, minced garlic, chili powder, cumin, lemon pepper, bay leaf, fat-free low-sodium chicken broth (three 14-oz cans), tomato, onion, rotel original diced tomatoes, rotel diced tomatoes with lime and cilantro, fat free chicken breasts, chopped (you can use canned , but i would recommend emptying chicken into strainer first and rinsing thoroughl), frozen corn (again, if you use canned , please rinse well to get rid of that sodium!), fresh arugula
    45 min, 16 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Carrot And Cheese Parathas Mouth Watering Carrot And Cheese Parathas
    whole wheat flour (atta), salt, water , to knead and
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    whole wheat flour (atta), salt, water , to knead, ghee or oil, to shallow fry (use for authenticity), fresh carrots, peeled and grated, cheddar cheese, grated, salt, pepper, red chili powder, fresh mint leaves, finely chopped, fresh coriander leaves, finely chopped
    26 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Baked Chicken Mouth Watering Baked Chicken
    chicken, onion, butter or 1 cup margarine, seasoning salt and
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    chicken, onion, butter or 1 cup margarine, seasoning salt, black pepper, garlic powder, accent seasoning (optional)
    1 hour 10 min, 7 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Baked Chicken - HCG Phase 2 Mouth Watering Baked Chicken - HCG Phase 2
    melba toast, crushed, onion powder, garlic powder, thyme and
    6 More
    melba toast, crushed, onion powder, garlic powder, thyme, dried rosemary, sea salt, pepper, chicken breasts, low sodium chicken broth, fresh lemon juice
    35 min, 10 ingredients
  • Mouth Watering Pork Tenderloin Mouth Watering Pork Tenderloin
    center-cut pork loin chops, italian dressing and
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    center-cut pork loin chops, italian dressing, steak seasoning, garlic salt, salt and black pepper, to taste
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Mouth-Watering Chicken Liver Stew! Mouth-Watering Chicken Liver Stew!
    chicken liver, white onions, potatoes (white or baking) and
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    chicken liver, white onions, potatoes (white or baking), carrots, white mushrooms, sea salt, black pepper, fresh ground, poultry seasoning, worcestershire sauce, water, kitchen bouquet (optional)
    26 min, 11 ingredients
  • Mouth-Watering Oven Barbecued Ribs Mouth-Watering Oven Barbecued Ribs
    salt, sugar, smoked hot paprika, ground cumin and
    10 More
    salt, sugar, smoked hot paprika, ground cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, warmed kc masterpiece honey smoke barbecue sauce, warmed honey, white rum, onion powder, dried chipotle powder, smoked hot paprika, chopped fresh cilantro ((this really adds a depth of flavor to the sauce), pork ribs
    3 hour 30 min, 14 ingredients




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