239 monica fail Recipes

sugar, butter, evaporated milk, marshmallow creme, salt, vanilla, semisweet chocolate chunks

chicken wings, granulated garlic, granulated onion, cayenne powder (or chili powder), cumin, paprika, salt and pepper, to taste

all-purpose flour, salt, shortening, egg, beaten, distilled white vinegar, water

all-purpose flour, white cornmeal or 1 1/2 cups yellow cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, salt, milk (i use whole ), vegetable oil, eggs, beaten or 4 egg whites, pam cooking spray

boiling water, crisco vegetable shortening, milk, flour , sifted, salt

white fish (cod, haddock, tilapia, etc.), flour , for dusting, oil (for frying ), milk (use more if neccesary), butter, active dry yeast or 1 tsp fresh yeast, sugar, bread flour , 1/2 cup regular flour (or all bread, or all regular), lemon juice, cornstarch, salt, pepper, cayenne, chili powder, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, oil (for frying ), potatoes (your choice , i reccomend long white, or baking potatoes), salt

egg, milk (low or nonfat is fine ), bisquick , plus, bisquick (lowfat is fine ), butter , as needed, seedless raspberry jam (or other filing, as desired), cream

butter, egg yolks, salt, sugar, tabasco sauce, dry mustard, lemon juice

unsweetened chocolate (i use hershey s), margarine, sugar, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional), margarine (optional)

eggs, caster sugar, custard powder, vanilla essence (a splash), cornflour, cream of tartar, bicarbonate of soda

butter or 8 oz margarine, sugar, evaporated milk, semisweet chocolate morsels, peanut butter, marshmallow creme, vanilla

pie crust, recipe (unbaked , i use my butter pie crust kittencal s no-fail buttery flaky pie pastry/crust for this, but you can use any favorite pastry recipe), fresh minced garlic cloves (use no more than 3 medium cloves of garlic, as it will overpower the other ingredients), onions (peeled, cut in half and then sliced thinly, a processor works great for this!), bacon, olive oil or 2 tbsp butter, whole mushrooms, sliced (can use less ), dried rosemary (can use 1 tbsp chopped fresh ), salt and pepper, fontina cheese, shredded, swiss cheese, shredded (can use 2 cups swiss cheese)

whole turkey , thawed if previously frozen, kosher salt, granulated sugar, cold water, carrots, coarsely chopped, onions, coarsely chopped, celery ribs, coarsely chopped, fresh thyme sprigs, unsalted butter, melted