334 monday night macho Recipes

hard-cooked eggs, chopped, fresh tomato, chopped, turkey bacon, cooked and crumbled, salt and pepper to taste

cooked lamb (8 oz) or 225 g beef (8 oz), cold mashed potatoes (1 lb), onion, peeled and grated, chutney or 1 -2 tbsp relish, curry powder, salt and pepper, egg, beaten, flour , for dredging, breadcrumbs, for coating

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

mashed cooked peeled baking potatoes (about 8 oz), fat-free milk, honey, butter, bread flour (about 4 1/2 cups), divided, dry yeast, sea salt, eggs, olive oil

sauza gold tequila, dekuyper triple sec, lemonade, lemon-lime soda, lemon wedge

raw blanched almonds, distilled or tap water, dried jasmine flowers, distilled or tap water, juice of 1 lime, granulated honey, almond elixir, jasmine elixir, ice, soda water

refried beans, white corn tortilla chips, onion, chopped, shredded pepper jack, jalapeno , sliced crosswise, plus extra for garnish, chili , or your favorite recipe, shredded cheddar, sour cream, green onion, chopped, tomato, diced

ground beef, garlic, crushed, salt, sugar, tomato sauce, sour cream, cream cheese, softened, green onions, chopped finely, egg noodles, cooked and drained, cheddar cheese, grated

marinated artichoke hearts, frozen spinach thawed and squeezed, cream cheese, butter softened, milk, freshly ground black pepper, grated parmesan cheese

oat flour, rolled oats, flour, baking soda, salt, sour soymilk (add 1 tsp vinegar to soy milk), egg substitute (to equal 2 eggs)

stalks celery, diced, green bell pepper, diced, onion, diced, vegetable oil, red beans, pork, pickled (savoie s is my favorite), bay leaves, thyme , picked and chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, water, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, rice, low sodium vegetable broth

oat flour, rolled oats, whole wheat flour, baking soda, salt, sour soymilk, egg beaters egg substitute

pork mince, white breadcrumb, egg, well beaten, milk, parsley, chopped, dried sage, garlic clove, crushed, mushrooms, finely chopped, salt , black pepper, bacon, thinly sliced, potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced, butter, melted, tomatoes, cheese, grated

french bread (18-inch long), eggs, milk, granulated sugar, salt, vanilla, butter , cut into pieces, ground cinnamon

unsalted butter, shallot (coarsely chopped ), scallions (including greens, thinly sliced. are green onions), celery (including heart and leaves, thinly sliced), chicken broth (or vegetable broth if you want to make it vegetarian), potato (idaho variety, washed, unpeeled and cubed small), fresh rosemary (chopped or 1 tsp dried rosemary), nutmeg, half-and-half cream (or whipping cream)

dried kidney beans, dried black beans, dried pinto bean, dried navy beans, barley, lentils, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, bay leaves, oregano, thyme, chili powder (adjust to taste), maple syrup, jalapeno, seeded and diced (optional), red pepper flakes (optional), vegetable stock (or chicken stock), diced tomatoes, smoked sausage, sliced, cheddar cheese, grated, sour cream, onion, diced, fresh cilantro

tbps. margarine, brown sugar, thickly sliced bread, eggs, beaten, skim milk, cinnamon

margarine, brown sugar, texas toast thick bread or 4 slices thickly sliced bread, eggs, beaten, skim milk, cinnamon