1688 lunch bowl Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

deli ham, chopped, shredded lettuce, shredded carrot, ranch dressing, pita bread round, cut in half

chopped button mushrooms, bell pepper, diced tomatoe, feta, stalk of celery

lettuce, grilled chicken breast strips, fat free cheddar cheese, cucumber, roma tomato, fat free ranch dressing

shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese, tomato, romaine lettuce, red onion, shredded carrot

lettuce, balsamic vinegar, shredded carrots, hard boiled egg, cucumber, turkey, chopped black olives

butter lettuce, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, mushroom, green onion, sweet pepper, cabbage, sunflower seeds

shredded zucchini (w/ or w/o skin), ripe bananas, brown sugar, egg, baking soda, baking powder, all-purpose flour, quick-cooking oatmeal, melted butter, salt (optional)

sugar, brown sugar , firmly packed, butter, vanilla extract, eggs, peanut butter, creamy, oatmeal, not quick, flour, baking soda, salt

flour (i use half whole wheat), yeast, salt (optional), basil (or other herbs or spices), sugar, oil, hot milk, egg

all-beef hot dog, hot dog bun, ketchup, prepared yellow mustard, shredded cheddar cheese

mixed beans , in brine, drained, low-fat vinaigrette dressing, chopped fresh parsley, red salmon, drained, tomatoes, halved, red onion, sliced, cucumbers, sliced, salad leaves

boiling water, fat free sugar-free gelatin mix, any flavor, cold water, assorted summer fruit (watermelon balls, honeydew balls, banana slices, strawberry slices), watermelon, bowl (see tip )

beer (recommended : lakefront brewery), water or stock, uncooked bratwurst links, roasted red pepper puree , recipe follows, parmesan cheese bowls with mixed greens , recipe follows, pan-roasted herbed layered potatoes , recipe follows

i have been eating quaker oats since i was a child , and quaker is my favorite choice, cook amount of your choice of rolled oats for number of bowls to be served, butter, brown sugar, dried cranberries, broken walnuts, cream , when you can, grated orange rind (think i will try this next)

tuna in water, miracle whip, hard boiled eggs, hard boiled egg whites, (4 eggs total 2 yolks discarded ), celery, thinly sliced, sweet relish, sweet relish, sugar, black pepper, light bread, lettuce leaves, tomato, turkey bacon, cooked and halved

shredded chicken, shredded turkey ham, carrots, grated, sweet corn, raisins, olives, hearts of palm, diced, apple, diced, green beans, french fries (shoestring)