139885 little jack horner christmas chicken stuffing Recipes

chicken stock, cappeletti pasta (fresh or dried ), dry white wine (optional), chopped fresh flat leaf parsley, kosher sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, grated parmesan cheese, to serve

chicken breasts, drained and flaked into bowl (2 large cans), dried italian seasoning, dressing (1 package), sweet pickle relish , no sugar added, dehydraded onion flakes (little) or onion powder (little), croissants (package from sam s club)

chicken breasts (skinless and boneless and halved lengthwise), monterey jack cheese (shredded ), mayonnaise, onion, finely chopped (i used onion flakes.), parsley flakes (dried ), dijon mustard, marinated artichoke hearts (1 jar, drained , i did not use that much. i added slowly until i got the taste i liked.), all-purpose flour (i used self-rising flour.), salt, pepper, egg, water, breadcrumbs (seasoned, dry ), crisco cooking oil (i used olive oil.)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves, chicken broth, water, cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken soup, margarine, melted, herb-seasoned stuffing mix (such as pepperidge farm herb-seasoned stuffing), crushed

chicken breasts, green bell pepper, serrano peppers, tomato, chopped sweet onion, minced garlic, ground cumin, salt, chicken broth, heavy cream, corn tortillas (6 inch), shredded monterey jack cheese or 3 cups monterey jack pepper cheese

chicken breast fillets, diced, mushroom, roughly chopped, onion, finely diced, spaghetti, chicken stock, basil leaves, salt, pepper

brown bread , day-old, cubed, white bread , day-old, cubed, pine nuts, turkey mincemeat, onion, chopped, celery , chopped. including tops, dried sage, rosemary, dried, finely chopped, thyme, dried, granny smith apple, cored and chopped, dried cranberries, fresh parsley, finely chopped, chicken stock, butter, melted

chicken, split boneless chicken breasts, mild whole green chiles, monterey jack cheese, chinese panko bread crumbs, eggs (beaten for dipping ), sauce, picante sauce, chopped green chiles, shredded monterey jack cheese

chicken, quartered, low-salt chicken broth, olive oil, chopped onions, chopped garlic, dried oregano, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, hot mexican-style chili powder, all purpose flour, semisweet chocolate, corn tortillas, monterey jack cheese, coarsely grated (about 4 1/2 cups), drained pimiento-stuffed green olives, sliced

crushed cheez-it crackers, breadcrumbs, egg, boneless skinless chicken breasts (use thick ones ), monterey jack cheese (use your favorite ) or 1 (8 oz) package cheddar cheese (use your favorite), butter

red bell peppers, cumin, salt, garlic powder, pepper, cooked brown rice (about 1 cup uncooked ), chopped cooked chicken, salsa (your favorite ), canned black beans, rinsed and drained, corn kernel (frozen is fine ), shredded monterey jack cheese (or cheddar), sliced green onion, low-fat sour cream, chopped chipotle chile in adobo, salt

baking potatoes, shredded cooked barbecued chicken (brand of your choice(i like lloyd s, it comes in a 18 oz tub in meat section), shredded monterey jack and cheddar cheese blend, chopped red onions, chopped fresh cilantro or 2 tbsp parsley

red onions , about 8 to 10 oz each, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, minced garlic, diced apples, salt, freshly ground black pepper, wild rice , cooked according to package directions, lightly toasted walnuts, chopped fresh sage, tablepoons chopped fresh parsley, grated dry jack , or white cheddar, chicken stock , or vegetable stock

red onions , about 8 to 10 oz each, olive oil, salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, minced garlic, diced apples, salt, freshly ground black pepper, wild rice , cooked according to package directions, lightly toasted walnuts, chopped fresh sage, tablepoons chopped fresh parsley, grated dry jack , or white cheddar, chicken stock , or vegetable stock

mushrooms, sliced green onions, garlic minced, cumin, chili powder, tomato sauce, diced green chilies, pepper jack cheese shredded, unseasoned stuffing mix, salad oil

herb seasoned stuffing mix (pepperidge farm brand), boiling water (to prepare stuffing, or per package directions), butter (to prepare stuffing, or per package directions) or 4 tbsp margarine, melted (to prepare stuffing, or per package directions), boneless skinless chicken breasts (about 6), paprika, cream of mushroom soup, milk, fresh parsley, chopped or 3 tbsp dried parsley flakes

chicken breasts or 1 whole chicken, shredded off bones, salt (i like a little more ), pepper (i prefer fresh ground ), green onions, chopped, bell pepper, chopped small, shaved honey-roasted ham (i use 1/2 lb with whole chicken), lasagna noodle , 1 box, spaghetti sauce , 1 can of your favorit, swiss cheese , 1 package, cheddar cheese , 1 package