129128 little jack horner christmas chicken Recipes

olive oil, onion, peeled and finely chopped, smoked streaky bacon, chopped or, 50 g smoked lardons, pork sausage or 500 g skinned s, lemon , zest of, grated, orange , zest of, grated, fresh brown breadcrumbs, ready-to-eat dried apricots, chopped, fresh cooked peeled chestnuts or 50 g canned chestnuts or 50 g vacuum-packed chestnuts, chopped, chopped fresh thyme or 1 tsp dried thyme, fresh cranberries or 100 g frozen cranberries, boneless skinless chicken breasts, salt and pepper, ready-made shortcrust pastry or 500 g home-made shortcrust pastry, beaten egg , to glaze

chicken, sausages (chipolatas, these are frankfurter length ), streaky bacon, prepared stuffing (sage & onion sage and onion stuffing for roast chicken)

bacon, finely chopped, onion, finely chopped, garlic cloves, finely chopped, red potatoes , cut into cubes, chicken broth (i added a little more), rotisserie-cooked chicken, white beans, drained and rinsed (i used navy beans), baby arugula, salt and pepper

philsbury crescent rolls, white chicken meat, drained, brocolli florets, chopped, cheddar cheese, grated, red bell pepper, chopped, onion, chopped, condensed cream of chicken soup (don tsp add water), salt and pepper, to taste, put these ingredients in a bowl and gently fold in.

green taco sauce, garlic cloves, minced, grape tomatoes, cilantro, loosely packed, pillsbury refrigerated classic pizza crust, onion, jalapeno pepper, kraft shredded monterey jack cheese, cooked chicken breasts, cubed (i use boiled chicken breast, but could easily use a store bought rotisserie)

american cheese (3/4 oz each), refrigerated buttermilk biscuits (grands), refrigerated taco sauce with seasoned shredded chicken (or you can use fresh shredded chicken with your own sauce recipe), green giant frozen corn kernels, old el paso chopped green chilies, sour cream, tomato , cut into 8 thin slices, shredded lettuce

cheddar cheese, shredded, monterey jack cheese, shredded, chicken, cooked and shredded, refried beans, salsa, oil, dozen corn tortillas, enchilada sauce

fresh breadcrumbs, grated parmesan cheese, salt, chopped fresh parsley, butter, melted, garlic cloves, chopped, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, sliced monterey jack cheese, whole chicken breasts

chicken pieces (i prefer thighs ), hot salsa (use a little more for breasts), mozzarella cheese or 1/2 lb monterey jack cheese, shredded

chicken breasts, drained and flaked into bowl (2 large cans), dried italian seasoning, dressing (1 package), sweet pickle relish , no sugar added, dehydraded onion flakes (little) or onion powder (little), croissants (package from sam s club)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chickens, halved, old south meat marinade , recipe follows, apple juice, old south bbq rub , recipe follows, old south competition vinegar sauce, see recipe

white onion, chopped (medium), chicken broth , plus a little extra if needed, salt, crema (homemade , creme fraiche or heavy whipping cream), ripe tomatoes (or 2 28-oz cans good-quality whole tomatoes in juice, drained), vegetable oil (or rich-tasting pork lard, plus a little oil for brushing or spraying the tortillas), chicken (preferably grilled , roasted or rotisserie chicken-coarsely shredded), shredded mexican melting cheese (chihuahua, quesadilla, asadero or the like or monterey jack, brick or mild cheddar), corn tortillas, white onion, sliced, separated into rings, for garnish, fresh fresh cilantro stem (to garnish )

boneless skinless chicken breast halves (4 oz each), fully cooked ham, halved, swiss cheese, halved, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, salt, paprika, egg, milk, dry bread crumbs, butter, chicken broth, dried parsley flakes, hot cooked rice, condensed cream of chicken soup, undiluted, sour cream

flour tortillas, monterey jack cheese, grated, chicken breasts, cumin (to taste), red chili powder, cream of chicken soup, cheddar cheese, grated, green onions, chopped (optional), black olives, chopped (optional), green chili with pork (optional)

chicken breasts, drained, white beans, salsa, colby-monterey jack cheese, cumin, chicken broth, crushed tortilla chips

chicken breasts, dry onion soup mix, white wine, del monte enchilada sauce (mild ), aunt penney s white sauce, tamales , cut into 10-inch pieces and any juice from can (i use hormel), ripe olives, sliced (optional), shredded cheddar cheese (or monterey jack, or a combination of the two), broth from chicken breast

corn tortillas, roasted red peppers, drained and sliced, shredded monterey jack cheese, cooked chicken, shredded, chopped fresh cilantro