25 kill Recipes

water, raspberries, dark rum, pineapple juice, simple syrup, fresh lime juice, chilled champagne, raspberries, limes, wheels

bacon, green onions, chopped, head leaf lettuce - rinsed, dried and torn into bite-size pieces

potatoes , min 2 per person, kumara (optional) or sweet potato, instead of normal potato (optional), salt, pepper, flavored olive oil

butter , plus, butter, mushroom, washed and sliced, leeks, fresh parsley, ground hazelnuts or 4 oz ground walnuts, eggs, flour, milk, puff pastry (enough to line a 8-inch spring form, bottom, sides and top), salt and pepper, to taste, herbes de provence

peel a banana from the bottom and you won tsp have to pick the little stringy things off of it. that s how the primates do it., take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. if you leave them connected at the stem , they ripen faster., store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. it will stay fresh much longer and not mold, peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking., add a tsp of water when frying ground beef. it will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking ., reheat pizza, heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to medium-low and heat till warm. this keeps the crust crispy. no soggy micro pizza., easy deviled eggs, put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. seal , mash till they are all broken up. add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. just throw bag away when done easy clean up., expanding frosting, when buying a canned frosting, remove frosting to a mixing bowl and beat with your electric mixer. the amount will come close to doubling., squirrel away, keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. the cayenne pepper doesn tsp hurt the plant and the squirrels won tsp come near it., flexible vacuum, get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. it can be bent or flattened to get in narrow openings., reducing static cling, pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. place pin in seam of slacks and -- at da! -- static is gone., measuring cups, before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. dump out the hot water, but don tsp dry cup. next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out., foggy windshield, hate foggy windshields buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car. when the windows fog, rub with the eraser! works better than a cloth, reopening an envelope, if you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. viola! it unseals easily., conditioner, use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. it s a lot cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. it s also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn tsp like when you tried it in your hair..., goodbye fruit flies, get rid of pesky fruit flies , take a small glass fill it 1/2 with apple cider vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid, mix well. you will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever, get rid of ants, put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. they eat it , take it home, can tsp digest it so it kills them. it may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works & you don tsp have the worry about pets or small children being harmed

thick sliced smokey bacon (use the butcher s cut), brown sugar, ball park variety mustard, apple cider vinegar, rendered bacon fat and enough salad oil to equal 1/2 cup, shallots minced (or 1 small onion and 1 garlic clove), apple cider vinegar, beaten egg, brown sugar, salt and fresh ground black pepper, mixed greens (i like romaine, iceburg, green leaf mix), generous handful of garlicky croutons

water (plus 1 probiotic such as acidopholis, acidopholis and biodopholis or other strains, you can get them), oil oregano (wild oregano, i recommend the 1 by new roots herbal)

beef (freshly killed, rounds only), salt, saltpeter, brown sugar

pasta (any kind ), asparagus, steamed, smoked turkey breast (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats) or 1/2 cup bacon (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats) or 1/2 cup ham (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats) or 1/2 cup any other road-kill meat (or roast beast, and other toasty, roasty meats), dark truffle oil, red pepper flakes, garlic clove, minced, salt, pepper

garlic cloves, minced (i used about 1 1/2 bulbs), salt, fresh thyme sprigs, fresh rosemary sprig, cayenne pepper, ground black pepper, chicken broth, carrot , onion, a stalk of celery, fennel bulb, litreeeks, red pepper, frozen green beans, peas, zucchini, flat litre, white wine, diced tomatoes

jiffy corn muffin mix (dry ), creamed corn, sour cream, egg, honey (to taste at least on tbsp), baking powder

frozen corn, bell peppers, red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, mayonnaise, lemon pepper seasoning, road kill seasoning (salt, garlic, pepper, dill, rosemary, soy flour, cayenne)

potatoes, cubed cooked, and mashed, heavy cream, real butter

vegetable oil, brown sugar, white sugar, egg, tb vanilla, soda, salt, flour, oats

wheat flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, vanilla sugar, barley, coconut (optional), chocolate chips (1/2 regular and 1/2 colored or white is nice), sliced almonds, raisins, molasses, vegetable oil, olive oil, extra large eggs, pomegranate juice, chopped dates, cut up fig

steak, sliced very thin, tamari soy sauce, water, red wine, cornstarch, brown sugar (or honey), garlic clove, minced, ground ginger, pepper (to taste), green peppers , sliced lengthwise thinly, onions , sliced lengthwise thinly, safflower oil (for frying ), water (for frying )

salt, sugar, fresh fast rising yeast, warm water , between 100 and 115 degrees f, as measured with a candy thermometer (any hotter will kill the yeast, an organic leavener, too cool and the yeast won tsp be activated), all-purpose flour , plus some extra to knead the dough, cornmeal , for pizza stones, olive oil, garlic cloves, chopped, onions, chopped, chopped fresh parsley leaves, salt, diced tomatoes (tomato chunks) or 16 oz chunky tomato sauce (16 oz), instant flour (or enough as need to thicken the pizza topping if it is too runny, recommended, wondra), ground chicken, blue cheese, buffalo wing sauce (preferably anchor bay wing sauce made with the recipe from the place where buffalo wings were origin), plain yogurt

softened butter, un-waxed lime , zested, salt and freshly ground black pepper, live lobster , killed (see *cook s note below), mango salsa , recipe follows