282 jump mouth Recipes

eggs, dry mustard, low-fat milk, bread, crumbled, ground beef, onion, minced, salt, pepper, minced celery, parsley, chopped, ketchup, brown sugar, american cheese, dry mustard

carrots, chopped, celery, chopped, minced onion, minced garlic, chili powder, cumin, lemon pepper, bay leaf, fat-free low-sodium chicken broth (three 14-oz cans), tomato, onion, rotel original diced tomatoes, rotel diced tomatoes with lime and cilantro, fat free chicken breasts, chopped (you can use canned , but i would recommend emptying chicken into strainer first and rinsing thoroughl), frozen corn (again, if you use canned , please rinse well to get rid of that sodium!), fresh arugula

lean ground beef, worcestershire sauce, paprika, garlic cloves, minced, red onion, thinly sliced, green zucchini , sliced into rounds bout 1/4inch, yellow zucchini , sliced into rounds bout 1/4inch, cream of mushroom soup (1 or 2 cans, depending on size of casserole), milk , just enough to make soup slightly runny, cheddar cheese, grated, seasoned bread crumbs, salt and pepper

vanilla wafers, unsalted butter, watermelon juice, lemon zest, fresh lemon juice, sugar, milk, unflavored gelatin, sugar, cream, for garnish

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

pork spareribs, cut into serving size pieces, honey, coconut milk, lime juice, grated lime zest, garlic, minced, minced fresh ginger root, fresh red chile pepper, finely chopped, green onions, chopped, salt

melba toast, crushed, onion powder, garlic powder, thyme, dried rosemary, sea salt, pepper, chicken breasts, low sodium chicken broth, fresh lemon juice

center-cut pork loin chops, italian dressing, steak seasoning, garlic salt, salt and black pepper, to taste

chicken liver, white onions, potatoes (white or baking), carrots, white mushrooms, sea salt, black pepper, fresh ground, poultry seasoning, worcestershire sauce, water, kitchen bouquet (optional)

salt, sugar, smoked hot paprika, ground cumin, garlic powder, onion powder, warmed kc masterpiece honey smoke barbecue sauce, warmed honey, white rum, onion powder, dried chipotle powder, smoked hot paprika, chopped fresh cilantro ((this really adds a depth of flavor to the sauce), pork ribs

butter, forequarter mutton chops, salt, pepper, onion (chopped ), garlic clove (crushed ), sour cream, vinegar or 1 tbsp lemon juice, field mushrooms (sliced ), chopped fresh parsley

eggs, caster sugar, reduced-fat milk, bread, maple syrup, to serve, low-fat ricotta cheese, nectarines, sliced, sugar, vanilla extract

egg whites, sugar, honey, almond extract, vanilla extract, unbleached flour, unsweetened dried shredded coconut

lean ground beef, milk, worcestershire sauce, italian spices, salt, ground pepper, ground mustard (dry ), garlic powder, green bell pepper, diced, onion, chopped, red bell pepper, diced, carrot, finely shredded, bread , torn into small pieces (can substitute 1 sleeve of soda crackers) or 1/2 cup dry crumbs (can substitute 1 sleeve of soda crackers), egg, ketchup or 1/2 cup chili sauce or 1/2 cup barbecue sauce, garlic chips

low-fat ricotta cheese, tb finely shredded radish, fresh pea pods, tb cream cheese (reduced cal.), tb snipped fresh chives, ds onion salt

raisins, boiling water as needed, halved large seedless grapes, diced dried apricots, fresh rosemary, red onion cut small slivers, juice of 1 fresh lemon, extra virgin olive oil, salt, freshly ground black pepper, romaine chopped, baby spinach, pine nuts toasted

cookies, butter flavored shortening, white sugar, eggs, milk, vanilla extract, all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, butter, vanilla extract, sugar, milk

bulk pork sausage, celery ribs, finely chopped, onions, finely chopped, golden delicious apple, chopped, butter, cubed, crushed corn bread stuffing, dried cranberries, rubbed sage, dried rosemary, crushed, dried thyme, reduced-sodium chicken broth