59266 jumbo chocolate christmas Recipes

chocolate wafer crumbs, butter, melted, butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, semisweet chocolate morsels, instant coffee, vanilla extract, flour, pecans, coarsely chopped, sweetened whipped cream, chocolate syrup, maraschino cherry, with stems removed, mint sprig

chocolate wafer cookie, whipping cream, sugar, shaved chocolate , for decoration

milk chocolate melts or 300 g milk chocolate, broken into pieces, rice bubbles or 1 1/2 cups rice krispies, shredded coconut, icing sugar , for dusting, shortbread cookie , star shape (optional)

oreo double stuff cookies, semisweet chocolate, butter, paraffin wax, chopped (see notes ), chocolate chips (see notes ), sliced almonds, red decorating gel (clear), green decorating gel (clear)

butter, softened, sugar, light brown sugar, vanilla, eggs, flour, baking soda, vanilla instant pudding mix, chocolate chips, betty crocker chocolate frosting

semi-sweet chocolate chips, shortening, edible glitter or colored sprinkles, wooden toothpick, wax paper

semisweet chocolate chunks (53 percent cacao dark chocolate), all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa powder, baking soda, salt, butter, softened, light brown sugar , packed, granulated sugar, egg, vanilla extract

shortening, butter, softened, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped pecans

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, cubed, water, white baking chocolate, chopped, buttermilk, eggs, lightly beaten, vanilla extract, rum extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, divided, chopped pecans, toasted, sugar, baking soda, white baking chocolate, chopped, one 3 ounces) cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, vanilla extract, rum extract, sugar, seedless raspberry jam, divided

graham cracker crumbs, chopped pecans, brown sugar, butter, melted, caramel ice cream topping, flour, butter, unsweetened chocolate, sugar, flour, eggs, beaten, vanilla, chocolate frosting, pecan halves, maraschino cherries

flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, butter, egg, salt, sugar, heavy cream, semisweet chocolate, orange liquer mentioned on the today show video but not in the actual today show recipe instructions, heavy cream, tablespooons butter, semisweet chocolate

candied red cherries, halved, dark raisin, dark rum, blanched almond, lightly toasted and chopped in half, hazelnuts , if they are already blanched then toast them lightly and chop them in half, if they still have skin, butter, room temperature, granulated sugar, eggs, room temperature, vanilla extract, almond extract , maple extract is good too, unsweetened baking chocolate, melted and cooled to room temperature, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, rum, for brushing

unsalted butter, chilled, sugar, brown sugar, egg, flour, baking soda, salt, chocolate chips

all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, butter, softened, sugar, brown sugar, eggs, vanilla, real semi-sweet chocolate chunks or chocolate chips

butter, cubed, water, white baking chocolate, chopped (squares), buttermilk, eggs, lightly beaten, vanilla extract, rum extract, flour, divided, pecans, chopped, toasted, sugar, baking soda, white baking chocolate, chopped, cream cheese, softened, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, vanilla extract, rum extract, sugar, raspberry jam, seedless, divided

apple juice, mixed dried fruit, chopped dried apricots, butter, brown sugar, vanilla essence, egg, almonds, self raising flour, mixed spice, dark cooking chocolate bits/pieces, dark cooking chocolate extra