11249 golden jewelled christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Golden Beet Bread
    golden beets , greenery removed, whole wheat flour and
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    golden beets , greenery removed, whole wheat flour, unbleached flour, baking soda, salt, water, turbinado sugar, margarine, melted, eggs, chopped walnuts
    1 hour 55 min, 11 ingredients
  • Golden Beet and Pomegranate Salad
    golden beets, diced red onion, red wine vinegar and
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    golden beets, diced red onion, red wine vinegar, chicken broth (or vegetable broth for vegetarian option), orange juice, sugar, grated orange peel, pomegranate seeds, salt, arugula, crumbled feta cheese
    11 ingredients
  • Golden and Red Beet Soup
    golden beets (about 1 lb with greens ) and
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    golden beets (about 1 lb with greens ), red beets (about 1 lb with greens ), onion, unsalted butter, water, salt, milk, creme fraiche or sour cream, chopped fresh dill leaves, garnish: fresh dill sprigs
    10 ingredients
  • Golden Mushroom Pork & Apples
    golden mushroom soup, water, brown sugar and
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    golden mushroom soup, water, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, dried thyme leaves, crushed, boneless pork chops, 3/4-inch thick, granny smith apples, sliced, onions, sliced
    9 hour 10 min, 8 ingredients
  • Golden Fruit Salad
    golden delicious apple, red apple, bananas and
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    golden delicious apple, red apple, bananas, mandarin oranges, pineapple chunks, green grape, orange juice, reserved pineapple juice, sugar, lemon juice, cornstarch
    16 min, 11 ingredients
  • Golden Syrup Cream
    golden syrup, thickened cream
    7 min, 2 ingredients
  • Golden Kiwi Fruit Bellini
    golden kiwi fruits, peeled, caster sugar (superfine) and
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    golden kiwi fruits, peeled, caster sugar (superfine), cointreau liqueur, chilled champagne (or sparkling wine)
    5 min, 4 ingredients
  • Golden Jewelled Christmas Cake Golden Jewelled Christmas Cake
    apricots, red glace cherries, prunes, raisins, sultanas and
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    apricots, red glace cherries, prunes, raisins, sultanas, candied peel, brandy, mixed shelled nuts (hazelnuts and brazil nuts), softened butter, golden caster sugar, eggs, beaten, orange , juice and zest, lemon , juice and zest, ground cinnamon, plain flour, ginger, ground almonds
    2 hour 15 min, 17 ingredients
  • Christmas Cookies II Christmas Cookies II
    golden raisins, chopped pitted dates, red candied cherries and
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    golden raisins, chopped pitted dates, red candied cherries, candied cherries, chopped pecans, grape juice, butter, softened, brown sugar, vanilla extract, egg yolks, all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, egg whites
    30 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Compote Christmas Compote
    golden delicious apples, peeled, cored, and sliced and
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    golden delicious apples, peeled, cored, and sliced, fresh or frozen cranberries, turbinado sugar, orange marmalade, cranberry-apple juice drink, port, cointreau or other orange liqueur
    4 hour 12 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Golden Fruit Loaf Golden Fruit Loaf
    golden fruit loaf, shortening, brown sugar, eggs and
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    golden fruit loaf, shortening, brown sugar, eggs, chopped golden delicious apples, vanilla, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, chopped candied fruit, golden raisins, chopped pecans, lemon glaze, lemon glaze, comine 1-1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar , 1/2 tsp grated lemon peel and 2 tbsp lemon juice. mix until smooth. drizzle over cooled golden fruit loaf., cream shortening and sugar until light. add eggs and mix well. stir in apples and vanilla. sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. add to creamed mixture. fold in candied fruit, raisins and pecans. turn into greased 9 x 5 x 3-inch loaf pan. bake at 325 degrees f. about 1 hour, until bread tests done. cool and drizzle with lemon glaze.
    1 hour , 17 ingredients
  • Golden Spiced Fruit Golden Spiced Fruit
    golden raisins and
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    golden raisins, riesling or other slightly sweet white wine, sugar, grated peeled fresh ginger, julienne-cut lemon rind, cinnamon stick, cubed fresh pineapple, chopped peeled golden delicious apple (about 2 apples), cornstarch, water
    10 ingredients
  • Golden Delicious Apple and Cheddar Turnovers with Dried Cranberries Golden Delicious Apple and Cheddar Turnovers with Dried Cranberries
    golden delicious apples, peeled, halved, cored, cut into ... and
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    golden delicious apples, peeled, halved, cored, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 2 1/2 cups), loosely packed) coarsely grated extra-sharp cheddar cheese, pure maple syrup, chopped walnuts, sweetened dried cranberries, salt, frozen puff pastry (2 sheets), thawed, egg, beaten with 1 tsp water to blend (for glaze), sugar
    9 ingredients
  • Golden Delicious Apple & Cheddar Turnovers/Dried Cranberries Golden Delicious Apple & Cheddar Turnovers/Dried Cranberries
    golden delicious apples, peeled, halved, cored, cut into ... and
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    golden delicious apples, peeled, halved, cored, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 2 1/2 cups), coarsely grated extra-sharp cheddar cheese (loosely packed), pure maple syrup, chopped walnuts or 1/4 cup almonds, dried sweetened cranberries, salt, frozen puff pastry, thawed (2 sheets - 1 package), egg, beaten with 1 tsp water to blend (for glaze), sugar
    25 min, 9 ingredients




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