601 going late Recipes

original cole slaw, head of cabbage, carrots, peeled and cut into 2 nuggets, oh gawd , how much did i use like, half the jar of mayonaise. i dunno, go by eye, i guess., salt , pepper, sugar, garlic powder, later add-ons, onion , julienned, chunks crabmeat (or immitation), chopped, chili powder, garlic powder, parlsey for color, juice from 1 lime wedge, fresh dill for garnish

green beans (i used a combo of green and purple beans) trimmed and cut into 2 inch pieces, diced pancetta, (if you don tsp have pancetta , you can use bacon), extra virgin olive oil, onion, diced, whole tomatoes, peeled and diced (you don tsp have to peel them, but i like them better without the peel. if they are especially seedy, go ahead and remove the seeds otherwise, i would just leave them in. also, i peel my tomatoes by holding ad turning them, on a long fork, over an open flame until they pop, peel with a knife, the peel comes right off), dried italian herbs, red pepper flakes, salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

whipping cream, half and half, sugar, egg yolks, peaches, peeled, sliced, light corn syrup, vanilla extract, peaches, peeled, sliced, essencia (orange muscat wine) or late-harvest riesling, sugar, fresh lemon juice

eggs, dijon mustard, balsamic vinegar, cider vinegar, salt and pepper, mayonnaise, pepper sauce

flour tortillas, red kidney beans, drained, garbanzo beans, drained, black beans, drained, great northern beans, drained, cream of chicken soup, diced green chilis, chopped onion (optional), enchilada sauce (i like the green lately), shredded monterey jack cheese or 1 1/2 cups cheddar cheese

pizza crust, pizza sauce, cheese, lowfat shredded, eggs, lightly beaten, ham, very thinly sliced, tomato, sliced, kalamata olives, pitted and halved, feta cheese, crumbled

shaped pasta, broccoli florets, mushrooms, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, onion, chopped, fresh spinach, tomato, cut in wedges, green pepper, chopped, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, white truffle oil

lime juice, cheap olive oil, minced fresh cilantro, ground cumin, jalapeno pepper minced very fine, salt, tabasco sauce , i use the chipolte for the smokey taste., shrimp, peeled and deveined, yellow and red pepper, cored, seeded, flour tortillas, warmed, cilantro sprigs, for garnish, tomato, seeded and diced, limes cut in wedges, sour cream to which you have added more cilantro and salt and pepper, go for taste on that, i like lots

bacon (or you can use ham or sausage or just cheese), shredded cheddar cheese (if going meatless, use more cheese), butter, melted, eggs, beaten, onion powder to taste, salt, all-purpose flour, milk

sauternes or late harvest riesling, sugar, water, vanilla bean, split, kumquats , quartered lengthwise, seeded, chopped crystallized ginger

cream, half and half, sugar, egg yolks, late harvest riesling wine, sugar, unsalted butter, room temperature, powdered sugar, chopped aniseed, vanilla extract, grated orange peel, egg whites, all purpose flour, basket strawberries, stemmed, quartered, pineapple wedges, kiwi fruit, peeled, cut into wedges, fresh mint leaves

ducks, quartered and trimmed of excess fat, salt and pepper, garlic powder, purple plums, strained and pits removed, frozen pink lemonade concentrate, fresh lemon juice, dry white wine, soy sauce, grated fresh orange rind, grated fresh lemon rind, powdered ginger, salt and black pepper, garlic powder, worcestershire sauce, brown sugar, catsup, red food coloring, generous amounts, oranges, cut into halves, canned crabapples (rings), maraschino cherries

active dry yeast, whole milk, warm, bread flour, sugar, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, unsalted butter, at room temperature, brioche bread (from recipe above), egg, milk, vanilla (optional), cinnamon (optional), sugar (optional), margarine or 1 cup butter, foie gras , medallions 1-inch-thick each, raw, fresh (never frozen), salt, fresh ground black pepper, butter, shallots, minced, assorted wild mushrooms, trimmed and wiped clean, port wine, duck stock or 1 cup chicken stock, fresh thyme leave, salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, minced black truffle, butter, diced wild mushroom, asparagus, late harvest riesling vinegar, dry red wine, salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, mache, washed, black truffle oil, brioche bread, fresh truffle , shavings (optional), coarsely ground high-quality sea salt

all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, unsalted butter, chilled and cut into pieces, egg yolk, late-harvest riesling wine or 1 tbsp other white sweet dessert wine, pears, ripe, peeled, cored, thinly sliced (d anjou), sugar, sugar, all-purpose flour, riesling wine, riesling wine, water

firm-ripe anjou pears, peeled, cored, and chopped, sweet late harvest riesling , muscat, sauternes or montbazillac, pear nectar, sugar, fresh lemon juice, heavy cream, egg yolks, danish blue , or other creamy blue cheese, rind removed and crumbled, salt, honey, toasted chopped walnuts, phyllo cookies , recipe follows

creole mustard , or any other grainy mustard, white bread , or any other sliced bread, extra-virgin olive oil, swiss cheese or any other cheese, tomatoes, sliced, ham

vanilla ice cream, crumbled biscotti cookie crumbs , or other cookie crumbs of choice, frangelico or other nut flavored liqueur, roughly chopped lightly toasted hazelnuts or walnuts