62 funny yard Recipes

butter, parsnips, peeled, finely chopped, onion , finaly chopped, whole milk, water, nutmeg, grated, salt , to taste, black pepper , to taste

rib beef roast, bone in, approximately 10 to 12 lb, cheesecloth, cut in half (approximately 1 yard), roasting rack to fit in sheet pan, special equipment : space in back of refrigerator for up to 10 days, dried thyme, dried rosemary, freshly cracked tri-color pepper, granulated garlic, granulated onion, kosher salt, coriander, toasted and cracked, olive oil, carrots, washed, ends trimmed and cut into large (3-inch) chunks, yellow onions, peeled and quartered, water, pan drippings from roast , about 1 1/2 cups, red wine, beef stock, unsalted butter, salt and freshly cracked black pepper

makes about 3 dozen individual cookies or 1 1/2 dozen sandwich cookies, sugar , about 1 7/8 cups, almond meal , about 1 cup, egg whites , about 4 large , at room temperature, cream of tartar, granulated sugar , about 1/4 cup, raspberry jam or other non-chunky jam or jelly

thai flat rice noodles, vegetable oil, minced garlic, yard-long beans (chinese long beans) or regular green beans, cut into 2-in. pieces, boned , skinned chicken breast halves (1 lb. total), sliced 1/2 in. thick, thai or vietnamese fish sauce (nuoc mam or nam pla), reduced-sodium chicken broth, sugar, minced fresh ginger, fresh lime juice, chopped fresh basil leaves, divided, chopped fresh mint leaves, divided, chopped green onions, divided

ground buffalo meat or 1 1/2 lbs lean beef, salt, pepper, pork sausage casing (3 yards), fat or 2 tbsp vegetable oil, see note, fresh sage

applesauce, reduced-fat creamy peanut butter, brown sugar, egg substitute, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, peanuts (halved ), red cinnamon candies, red licorice , 4 yards, cut in 3-inch pieces

casings, yards, ground pork, chinese sausage, finely minced, bacon, chinese and finely minced, baby shrimp, finely minced, green onion, finely minced, water chestnut, finely minced, bamboo shoot, finely minced, oyster sauce, jasmine rice, cooked

golden raisins, dry white wine, fresh orange juice, dark rum, granulated sugar, flour, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter, at room temperature, granulated sugar, light brown sugar, freshly grated nutmeg, ground cinnamon, eggs, quick-cooking oats

racks pork ribs, preferably baby backs or loin backs, your favorite dry rub, preferably with a brown sugar base, apple , maple, hickory, or pecan wood chips, optional

jumbo lump crabmeat, backfin crabmeat, mayonnaise, eggs , large, dijon mustard, japanese bread crumbs, fresh lemon juice, old bay seasoning, fresh chopped parsley

beef rib or loin roast, boneless, approximately 6 lb, cheesecloth, cut in half (approximately 1 yard), rack to fit in sheet pan, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, horseradish gremolata , recipe follows, unsalted butter, room temperature, minced garlic, grated fresh horseradish root, white vinegar, minced lemon zest, kosher salt, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves

pork butt, cubed, salt, black pepper, fennel seed, garlic powder, paprika, dried parsley, crushed red pepper flakes, orange bell pepper, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, yellow bell pepper, chopped, cheese of choice, wine , grappa, or brandy, yard pork or lamb casings

grain rice, water or stock, garlic cloves, minced, grated fresh ginger, soy sauce, freshly squeezed lime juice, brown sugar, peanut oil, ground pork, yard long beans, trimmed and cut into 2 inch pieces (regular green beans can be substituted)

chicken or duck, cubed, salt, white pepper, ground cumin, ground allspice, ground coriander, ground ginger, roasted corn kernels, red bell pepper, chopped, jalapeno pepper, chopped, tequila, lime juice, fresh cilantro leaves, chopped, roasted garlic, orange-flavored liqueur (recommended : cointreau), yard pork or lamb casings

frozen chicken wings, salsa ( mild medium or hot ), pumpkin, hot sauce or ranch dressing for dipping

wide mouth quart canning jars with lid and rings, yards ) craft ribbon, cardstock for tags, yard print cotton fabric, salt, flour, divided, cocoa powder, brown sugar, sugar, chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, walnuts or pecans, wash, rinse and dry canning jars. layer ingredients as follows, salt, flour, cocoa powder, flour, brown sugar, sugar, chocolate chips, white chocolate chips, walnuts

cooked fresh beans (use yard-long beans), soy sauce, asian (toasted) sesame oil