198 funny things Recipes

uncooked long-grain white rice, water, vegetable oil, fresh mushrooms, sliced, scallops, butter, all-purpose flour, whole milk, tomato paste, lemon, juiced, salt and pepper to taste, shredded gruyere cheese, shelled cooked cocktail shrimp, imitation crabmeat

skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cut into cubes, worcestershire sauce, honey, salt, pepper

soy sauce, brown sugar, divided, white sugar, divided, green onions , cut into 1 1/2 inch sections, fresh ginger root, garlic, chopped, honey

whole wheat flour, salt, canola oil, soy milk, brown sugar, brown sugar, whole wheat flour, cinnamon, lemon juice, granny smith apple

smoked paprika, ground cumin, curry powder, ground white pepper, onion powder, honey, water, dark brown sugar, zucchini, halibut, fillets cut into 1-inch cubes (see note ), spinach (i use the whole thing, stems and leaves, because i m lazy), unsalted butter, shallot, finely diced, all-purpose flour, heavy cream, dry white wine, dry fettuccine, vegetable oil, olive oil, for drizzling

tarragon vinegar, vegetable oil, chopped onion, miracle whip, sugar, carrots, heads cabbage

flour, maple syrup (or honey if you use it), peanut butter, sunflower seeds, wheat germ (plus extra for rolling them in later), cocoa powder

canned tomatoes, undrained, onion, diced, garlic clove, minced, cilantro or 2 tbsp parsley, sugar, salt and pepper, tabasco sauce, chicken broth, chicken breasts, boiled , deboned and cubed, monterey jack cheese, cubed, avocados, cubed, tortilla chips, lime

flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, chopped nuts (walnuts are what i use), cool whip, cream cheese, sugar, instant chocolate pudding mix, milk, chopped nuts (to garnish )

potatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, salad oil, low-fat plain yogurt (or light sour cream), vinegar, sliced green onion (whole thing), salt, chopped dill weed, pepper, diced celery, onion powder, garlic powder, light mayonnaise

penne rigate, extra virgin olive oil, garlic, minced (or more if you love garlic like i do), ripe cherry tomatoes, sliced in half (approximately 1.5 cups), fresh basil, chopped, dried red pepper flakes (or more if you like spicy things), salt and black pepper, grated parmesan cheese

margarine, sugar, egg, cocoa, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, milk, vanilla, margarine, marshmallow creme, sugar, salt , dissolved in, warm water, vanilla

onion powder, celery salt, caster sugar or 1 tbsp icing sugar

olive oil, onion, diced fine, garlic, minced, red pepper flakes (more if you like things hot!), great northern beans, drained but not rinsed, parsley, fresh and finely chopped, dried rosemary, kosher salt, ground black pepper

orzo (or other small pasta, such as gnocchetti sardi, or israeli couscous), roasted chicken, shredded, zucchini (about 2 medium), parmesan, tomatoes (optional), pine nuts, toasted (optional), olive oil

iceberg lettuce, romaine lettuce, walnuts, sunflower seed, apple, mandarin oranges, raisins, pecans, cranberry sauce

onion , sliced thing, vegetable oil, carrots (about 3/4 lb), peeled and sliced thin, curry powder, major grey s chutney, chopped fine, chicken broth, water, ice cubes, fresh lemon juice , or to taste, minced fresh coriander, minced peanuts

all-purpose flour, cold unsalted butter , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, salt, ice water, frozen chopped spinach, thawed, sliced boiled ham, unsalted butter, onions, thinly sliced, all-purpose flour, coarse-grained mustard, carrots, coarsely grated, coarsely grated swiss cheese, egg