925 funny family Recipes

honey, soy sauce, chicken broth, sesame oil (to personal taste), ground ginger, chopped garlic, brown sugar, red chili pepper flakes, cornstarch (or more is you want a thicker sauce), chicken breasts , cut into cubes, soy sauce, brown sugar, sherry wine, chinese five spice powder (optional), drops sesame oil, cornstarch , to coat, vegetable oil (for frying ) or peanut oil (for frying), sesame seeds (to garnish ), sliced green onion (to garnish ), prepared rice, to serve

beaten eggs, milk, fine dry breadcrumb, grated onions, salt, ground sage, lean ground beef, catsup, brown sugar, dry mustard, ground nutmeg

stew beef chunk, cut up, flour, cooking oil (optional), dry onion soup mix, vegetable juice (tomato based), garlic powder, worcestershire sauce, carrots, cut in thick slices, potatoes, cubed , relatively same size as carrot pieces, salt and pepper

boneless skinless chicken breasts, onion, chopped (walla walla or vidalia preferred), chicken broth, sweet hungarian paprika, more to taste, black pepper, white wine , whatever available, cornstarch (more if needed to achieve desired thickness), cold water , to mix starch, garlic powder (i use minced frequently, but will cause chunkier gravy), canola oil or 2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil, sour cream

unseasoned breadcrumbs, parmesan cheese, finely grated (romano may be substituted. for best flavor, splurge on a chunk of cheese rather than use the caniste), whole milk, beef broth (the low sodium variety is recommended), chopped parsley (fresh, not dried ), eggs, beaten, dried oregano, garlic, minced, kosher salt, ground pepper (i recommend fresh ground for better flavor), dried basil, crushed red pepper flakes (i usually cut this in half since most of my family is very spice-sensitive), nutmeg (fresh grated is best ), ground chuck (80-85% is good. i don tsp recommend using very low fat beef for these, they won tsp have the right textu), beef broth

corn , whole kernel, drained, onion, diced, green bell pepper, chopped, fresh parsley, minced, cider vinegar, vegetable oil, salt, pepper, lettuce leaf (optional)

butter, apples, peeled and diced, brown sugar, cinnamon, melted butter, flour, milk, eggs, salt

russet potatoes , scrubbed but not peeled, white onion, finely chopped, apple, chopped, stalks celery & leaves, very thinly sliced, dill pickles, chopped, sweet pickle relish , heaping, sugar, cider vinegar, pickle juice, extra virgin olive oil, yellow mustard (such as french s), mayonnaise (such as hellman s or best foods), kosher salt, ground black pepper, parsley, finely chopped, divided use, hardboiled egg, divided use, fresh tomato, slices for garnish (or grape tomatoes or cherry tomatoes), fresh torn lettuce leaf, for garnish, paprika, for garnish

vegetable stock or 4 cups vegetarian chicken stock, stewed tomatoes (can also use fresh-i usually 1 can along with chopped fresh tomatoes) or 2 (14 1/2 oz) cans diced tomatoes (can also use fresh-i usually 1 can along with chopped fresh tomatoes), potato, cubed, onion, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, carrots, chopped, cabbage, finely chopped, kidney beans (i use fresh often also), fresh corn kernels (or canned will work), zucchini, sliced, pasta, uncooked (your choice of favorite style pasta. i usually use spirals or penne, but really it depends mostly on), salt , to taste, pepper , to taste

macaroni, butter, salt, flour, pepper, milk, velveeta cheese, breadcrumbs (optional)

chicken breast, lemons, oil, minced onion (dried ), minced garlic, black pepper, oregano, salt, spaghetti

butter, carrots, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, chicken broth, bay leaf, homestyle noodles (from the freezer section, i use reames), frozen peas, celery seed, thyme, black pepper, seasoning salt, all purpose seasoning (i use spike), fresh parsley, a rotisserie-cooked chicken , meat only (i keep the chunks big)

thick sliced flounder fillets or 2 lbs sole fillets, shredded mozzarella cheese (i use the part skim cheese), tomato, thinly sliced, dried oregano, garlic salt, pepper

condensed vegetable beef soup, undiluted, egg, breadcrumbs, ground beef

mayonnaise, sour cream, dried parsley, dried dill, dried onion, accent flavor enhancer, seasoned salt, worcestershire sauce, drops tabasco sauce

dry elbow macaroni, cooked, ground beef, onion, chopped, beef bouillon cube, salt, pepper, stewed tomatoes, tomato soup (1/2 can), tomato paste (1/2 can), ketchup, american cheese

family-size tea bags, boiling water, sugar, lemons, ginger ale, chilled, mint sprigs