58 fried four Recipes

eggs, buttermilk, self rising four, salt, black pepper, green tomatoes cut into 1/4 inch slices, vegegable oil for frying

all-purpose flour, salt, cayenne pepper, buttermilk, cornflakes ,crumbs, uncooked boneless, skinless chicken breast, four 4-oz pieces

olive oil, sesame seeds, mustard seeds, turmeric, onion, green bell pepper, chopped, yellow bell pepper, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, orange bell pepper, chopped, head cabbage, chopped, salt and pepper

scallops, flour, old bay seasoning, butter, olive oil, fresh parsley, chopped, lemon wedge

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

whole-wheat flour, whole-wheat panko breadcrumbs , such as lan s all-natural, egg whites, four 3-oz portions lean filet mignon, pounded about 1/3 inch thick, salt and freshly ground black pepper, link hot italian turkey sausage, casing removed, low-fat,low-sodium chicken broth, cornstarch, nonfat greek yogurt

eggs, anisette liqueur, liquid nondairy creamer, aniseed, chopped, vanilla extract, unbleached all purpose flour, sugar, baking powder, salt, chilled unsalted margarine , cut into pieces, vegetable oil (for frying ), powdered sugar, anisette liqueur, water, fresh mint sprigs, water, sugar, aniseed, chopped, dried apricots, anisette liqueur, pineapple, peeled, cored, cut into 3/4-inch cubes, baskets strawberries, halved, kiwi fruit, peeled, cut into 3/4-inch cubes , or 3 cups green grapes

chocolate chip ice cream, flaked four-grain cereal, crushed, sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, water, flour tortillas, oil, cinnamon, mixed with, sugar, cream, maraschino cherries

boneless chicken breasts, panko breadcrumbs, korean red pepper flakes (very hot ), parsley, leaves only, chopped, all-purpose flour, whole eggs, beaten with, cold water, salt and pepper, canola oil, for frying, leaves red leaf lettuce, tomatoes, pain de campagne bread, jalapeno, chopped, serrano chili, chopped, dried thai chile, ground, korean red pepper flakes, fresh lemon juice, egg yolk, canola oil, sugar , to taste, salt and pepper, to taste

plain fat-free yogurt, paprika , sweet-variety, divided, saltine crackers , crushed into crumbs, table salt, black pepper, freshly ground, boneless skinless chicken breasts, four 4 oz thin pieces, parsley, fresh, chopped, lemon, cut into 4 wedges

four slices of thick cut soft italian bread, sliced corned beef , in the amount of your choice or meat, of your choice in the amount of your choice, provolone cheese or 2 slices cheese, of your choice, cooked french fries , still warm or, cooked ore-ida oven chips, tomatoes, angel hair coleslaw, vegetable oil, white vinegar, sugar, onion powder, salt, pepper

four 5- to 6-oz skinless chicken breasts or 1 whole chicken (3 1/2 lb average), blended salt and pepper, whole milk, eggs, panko breadcrumbs, minced fresh parsley, vegetable oil, for frying, all-purpose flour seasoned with salt and pepper, prepared red sauce, cooked pasta, grated parmesan

four 1/2-inch-thick, bone-in, pork chops (about 1-1/2 lb), patted dry, flour for dredging, eggs, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, fresh sourdough bread crumbs, dried thyme, dried marjoram, dried basil, extra-virgin olive oil for shallow frying, lemon wedges, copyright 2001 television food network , g.p. all rights reserved

four 6-oz chicken cutlets, all-purpose flour, buttermilk, panko breadcrumbs, grated parmesan, olive oil, for pan-frying, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, olive oil, garlic, minced, onion, finely diced, fresh thyme leaves, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, dry white wine, low-sodium chicken broth, unsalted butter, cold , cut into cubes

four 3/4-inch-thick rib-eye-steaks (about 8 to 10 oz each), olive oil, chipotle rub, dried mexican oregano, corn oil, dried chipotle chiles*, stemmed, seeded, and deveined (wear rubber gloves ), ancho chiles*, seeded and deveined (wear rubber gloves ), garlic cloves, coarse salt, drunken beans, green chile mushroom salsa butter, chipotle fried onion rings

bocconcini (small mozzarella balls), four 1/2-inch cubes salami, chicken livers, pickled cippolini onions, rice flour, dried oregano, dried parsley, salt and ground black pepper, all-purpose flour, red pepper flakes, garlic powder, club soda, vegetable or peanut oil, for frying, string beans, four 1/2-inch-wide strips red bell pepper, four 1/2-inch-wide strips yellow bell pepper, four 1/2-inch-wide strips zucchini, lemon juice , in a spray bottle, special equipment : 8 wooden skewers

raw shrimp, peeled & deveined, fresh mushroom, cleaned (whatever kind you like), salsa verde , sauce (will be leftover sauce), butter (1/2 cup), lite olive oil, yellow onion, sazon goya, chili powder, white pepper, cornstarch, corn tortillas, queso fresco, shredded, shredded mexican four cheese blend (kraft makes this pre-shredded), sake or 12 oz white wine, vegetable oil (for frying tortillas, vary amount depending on size of pan you use), cilantro (as garnish for topping)

deer antlers, no - these are not bambi s father s deer antlers so don tsp panic, eggs, sugar, whipping cream, percent fat sour cream, flour, baking powder, cardamom, melted butter shortening or oil, beat eggs and sugar until light and lemon-colored. whip cream and sour cream lightly together. sift the dry ingredients. add alternately with melted butter and both creams to the egg mixture. mix lightly together. refrigerate overnight. roll the dough into 1/3 sausages. cut into 5 lengths. form into a wreath. make two notches along the edges. heat the shortening or oil to 350 degrees f. deep fry, a few at a time, until golden, three to four minutes.