35 food egg sausage Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

spaghetti, thick and chunky salsa, grapes (big plump work best), olive oil, enough to cover grapes, firm tofu, olive oil (to touch), eggs, vienna sausages, pumpkin seeds, dried (the smaller and flatter they are, the better. you can use the seeds from your jack o lantern!), piping gel ( duff doesn tsp suggest a substitute ingredient if you don tsp have access to . it looks like vaseline.), a few dashes olive oil

olive oil, garlic cloves (chopped ), onions (chopped ), tomato paste, chopped tomatoes, dried oregano, ground chuck (85% lean/15%fat), white bread (make fresh crumbs in blender or food processor), chopped fresh parsley, eggs, beaten, garlic cloves (chopped ), salt, pepper (a few grinds), grated romano cheese or 1/2 cup parmesan cheese, water, flour (for dredging), vegetable oil (for frying ), sweet italian sausage links or 1 lb hot italian sausage

uncooked egg noodles, ground beef, pork sausage, onion, chopped, processed cheese food, cubed, tomato sauce, frozen corn, green bell pepper, seeded and chopped, sliced mushrooms, drained

ground pork, thai chili garlic sauce, dark brown sugar, self-rising flour, dark brown sugar, milk, vegetable oil, eggs, red food dye, pure apple extract, vanilla extract, red apples, maple syrup , for serving

bulgur , made in broth, garlic clove, minced, sage, onion, dry minced, black pepper, egg (or rehydreated powdered ), parsley, honey, soy sauce, cayenne pepper or 1 dash hot sauce

unsalted butter , for brushing on skillet, sweet spiral pork sausages, all-purpose flour, sugar, kosher salt, eggs, milk, yellow mustard, plus extra for serving

mayonnaise, dijon mustard, drained prepared horseradish, ground beef (80-percent lean), bulk italian sausage, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, unsalted butter, shredded cheddar (about 2 oz), english muffins , regular, sandwich-size or corn, split and toasted, vine-ripe tomato, thickly sliced into 4 pieces, peppery greens , such as baby arugula, mustard greens or watercress, eggs

butter, minced yellow onion, minced carrots, minced celery, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, red pepper flakes, loose sausage, three 6-oz boxes stove top stuffing, chicken stock , as needed per stuffing directions, eggs, lightly beaten with salt and pepper, russet potatoes, peeled and diced, kosher salt, heavy cream, heated, freshly ground pepper, butter, frozen package cranberries, thawed, sugar, orange , zested and juiced, kosher salt, fried onions, for garnish, chopped chives, for garnish, prepared gravy , for serving

white bread, toasted and cut into 1/4-inch pieces, milk, ground beef, ground pork, egg, lightly beaten, grated parmesan cheese , plus more for garnish (optional), garlic; 2 minced , 8 smashed, fresh parsley, chopped, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, bone-in beef shin, italian sausage (half sweet, half hot), halved, onion, quartered, san marzano plum tomatoes, tomato paste, bay leaves, orecchiette pasta

cubed brioche, cut into 1-inch cubes, extra-virgin olive oil, spanish-style chorizo sausage, finely diced, ribs celery, thinly sliced, garlic, finely chopped, onion, chopped, fresh sage leaves, finely chopped, dried apricots, chopped, egg, lightly beaten, kosher salt , plus more as needed, freshly ground black pepper, homemade brown chicken stock , or low-sodium canned chicken broth (see note), whole quail, shallot, sliced, red wine, demi-glace or reduced brown chicken stock, dried apricots, coarsely chopped, dried currants, cold unsalted butter, wilted greens , optional, recipe follows

cubed brioche, cut into 1-inch cubes, extra-virgin olive oil, spanish-style chorizo sausage, finely diced, ribs celery, thinly sliced, garlic, finely chopped, onion, chopped, fresh sage leaves, finely chopped, dried apricots, chopped, egg, lightly beaten, kosher salt , plus more as needed, freshly ground black pepper, homemade brown chicken stock , or low-sodium canned chicken broth (see note), whole quail, shallot, sliced, red wine, demi-glace or reduced brown chicken stock, dried apricots, coarsely chopped, dried currants, cold unsalted butter, wilted greens , optional, recipe follows

ground beef, ground pork , or substitute ground bulk sausage and eliminate seasonings, green onions, dried basil, dried oregano, salt and pepper to taste, shortening, parmesan cheese chunks 1/4-inch square, grated parmesan cheese, egg, sesame seeds, recipes for this program , which were provided by contributors and guests who may not be professional chefs, have not been tested in the food network s kitchens. therefore, the food network cannot attest to the accuracy of any of the recipes.