45699 favorite christmas fruit cookie Recipes

whole wheat flour, wheat germ, rolled oats, baking powder, cinnamon, dried fruit, apple juice concentrate, vegetable oil, egg

butter, room temperature (don tsp substitute margarine, here.), sugar, all purpose flour (don tsp substitute self-rising; it will ruin the cookie.), salt, pecans, coarsely chopped, vanilla extract, sugar to roll cookies in

unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, granulated sugar, grated fresh ginger (can use a little more for more ginger flavor), grated lemon zest, vanilla extract (or use lemon extract or juicce for more lemon flavor), egg, all-purpose flour (i use 1/4 cup of whole wheat flour and 3/4 cup all purpose flour), baking powder, baking soda, ground cinnamon, salt, old fashioned oats, chopped pecans (if you don tsp want to use nuts, add craisins, raisins, or your favorite dried fruit cut up)

cheerios toasted oat cereal (honey nut, plain and apple cinnamon work equally as well), goldfish crackers or 1 cup other cheese crackers, cherry-flavored dried cranberries (or other favorite dried fruit), cashews or 1 cup other favorite nuts (although be aware of children s potential allergy to peanuts), m iniature & s chocolate candies (or other chocolate candy), peanut butter chips or 1 cup butterscotch chips, pretzel twists or 1 cup stick

your favorite frozen fruit, water (or fruit juice or liqueur)

chocolate wafer cookie, whipping cream, sugar, shaved chocolate , for decoration

refrigerated sugar cookie dough, pretzel twists, semisweet chocolate mini morsels, red cinnamon candies

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

use your favorite peanut butter cookie recipe, roll (16.5 oz) pillsbury refrigerated peanut butter cookies, candy-coated chocolate baking bits, salted peanuts, chocolate-covered peanut butter cup candies , unwrapped

your favorite chocolate chip cookies (i used keebler), aprox 4 tbsp melted butter, half gallon rocky road ice cream softened, chocolate fudge ice cream topping

cream cheese, softened, white sugar, sugar cookies, strawberries, finely chopped, fresh blackberries, fresh blueberries, fresh raspberries, chocolate shell topping (such as saco dolci frutta)

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

reduced-fat cream cheese, softened, honey (really sweetens it up) (optional), whole wheat english muffins, split and toasted, fresh fruit (i like strawberries, blueberries but use your favorites), all fruit spread (i like polaner all fruit peach but use your favorite), chopped walnuts or 2 tbsp almonds, toasted

dried mixed fruit (dried fruit medley), raisins, soft dried figs, glace cherries, sultanas, currants, brandy, unsalted butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, marmalade (1 tblsp = 20ml), plain flour, mixed spice, ground ginger, bicarbonate of soda, fresh breadcrumbs, macadamias, chopped, dark chocolate chips, brandy, to serve (optional)

active dry yeast, warm water (105 to 115 degrees f), lukewarm milk (scalded , then cooled), granulated sugar, salt, ground cardamom, egg, shortening, raisins, cut-up citron or 1/3 cup mixed candied fruit, all-purpose flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, softened

tube of your favorite chocolate chip cookie dough, marshmallow fluff, tubes cake writing gel, your favorite color, peanut candy covered chocolates (recommended : m&m s), your favorite sour gummies, animal crackers

butter, unsweetened baking chocolate, sweetened condensed milk (do not use evaporated milk), sugar cookie mix , 1 pouch (1 lb. 1.5 oz.), ground cinnamon, hershey candy cane kisses , unwrapped

all purpose flour , sifted, baking soda, brown sugar, butter, softened, chocolate chips (your favorite ), chopped nuts (your choice ), eggs, beaten, water, salt, sugar, vanilla