533 face plant Recipes

new potatoes or baby yukon gold potatoes, sour cream, butter, par cooked bacon , crisped in microwave and chopped (recommended: ready crisp), salt and pepper, store bought apple sauce, whole berry cranberry sauce, whole grain bread, butter, extra-virgin olive oil , 1 turn of the pan, maple sausage , bulk or removed from large link casing, onion, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper, chicken stock or turkey broth, butter, all-purpose flour, chicken stock or turkey broth, poultry seasoning, salt, a few grinds black pepper, turkey breast meat : roasted turkey breast or thick-cut deli turkey, whole grain bread, chopped flat-leaf parsley or chopped chives, for garnish

fried pork face ), pork face, pork brain (optional), butter, onions, chopped, soy sauce, vinegar, catsup or chili sauce, salt and pepper to taste, fried pork skin, grounded (optional), egg (optional)

stalks rhubarb, stalks cut in 1-inch pieces, sugar (heaping cup), butter, cut in small pieces, flour

eggs, beaten, water, chicken breast fillets, breadcrumbs, grated parmesan cheese, olive oil , for shallow-frying, garlic clove, for rubbing, mozzarella cheese, finely sliced, fresh oregano leaves, extra virgin olive oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, tomatoes, chopped, capers, tomato puree, aubergines, thinly sliced, pitted black kalamata olives , in olive oil, red wine, black pepper, salt, mixed salad green, lemon, handful of leaves basil, parmesan cheese , shavings

ginger (ground ), sugar, lemon juice, ginger, sugar, sugar , dissolved in, water, lemon juice, cold water , and stir until dissolved

chili peppers , you actually need full plants, not just peppers, red bell peppers , you actually need full plants, not just pepper

celery, chopped, green onion, chopped, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, eggplants, fresh spinach, sugar, onion powder, five-spice powder, kosher salt, pepper, garlic powder

a regular apple (preferably cored and sliced ), oranges , zest of, dried rosemary, ginger , plant powder, honey, water, sprite, ice

margarine or 1/2 cup butter, icing sugar, cream cheese, vanilla instant pudding mix, milk, crushed oreo cookies

eggplant, grape tomatoes, cream cheese, bacon, basil, chopped, monterey jack cheese, shredded, crushed red pepper flakes, eggs, ranch dressing, panko breadcrumbs, salt and pepper (to taste), reynolds wrap foil

eggplant, courgette, tomato, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, nepita herbs

loosely packed arame seaweed, lemon , zest of (grated), water

sambal oelek, cream (whole milk might work too), whole red onions or 1 leek, plant, smoked salmon, butter or 1 tbsp olive oil, brandy (e.g. cognac, calvados, grand marnier.... or sherry) (optional), tomato paste

colorado gold potatoes, washed quartered, fresh sweet basil, minced, fresh thyme, minced, fresh stevia , plant minced, thick cut pepper bacon, diced, dried ground dill weed, hard boiled large brown eggs, diced, sweet pickle relish (zucchini is better), red yellow orange sweet bell pepper, diced, vidalia onion, diced, green onions with tops, diced, stalks celery, diced, miracle whip, lemon juice, white balsamic vinegar, dried parsley flakes, dried cilantro, dried tarragon, flakes, dried rosemary, minced garlic, honey mustard, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, celery seeds, poppy seeds, sugar

extra virgin olive oil, red bell peppers, cored, seeded and cut into fine julienne, onions, finely sliced, egg plant , scrubbed clean, garlic, finely sliced, tomatoes, drained and chopped (or 8 vine ripened tomatoes, peeled and seeded and chopped), dried thyme or sprigs of fresh thyme, zucchini (1 lb), scrubbed clean, yellow squash (1 lb), scrubbed clean, salt and freshly ground black pepper

butter, garlic, minced, white onion, diced, chicken stock, fucus (sea vegetable, if available), beach greens, bullwhip kelp, sea lettuce, cleaned mussels, ramen noodles, original recipe calls for fresh , clean seawater. if not available substitute with chicken stock.