99 eve wednesday Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

chicken wings, salt and pepper to taste, italian salad dressing, apricot jam, apple juice, dry onion soup mix

ginger ale, orange juice, oranges, sliced into rounds, maraschino cherries

cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, crushed pineapple, drained with juice reserved, heavy cream , whipped, marshmallows

butter, onion, minced, oysters , liquid reserved, milk, worcestershire sauce, garlic powder

butter, chopped celery, chopped green onion, chopped red bell pepper, half-and-half, dried parsley, salt and ground black pepper to taste, oysters, louisiana-style hot sauce

crepes, eggs, salt, all-purpose flour, milk, melted butter, vegetable oil , or more as needed, frozen chopped spinach - thawed, drained, and squeezed dry, ricotta cheese, cream cheese, softened, grated parmesan cheese, chopped fresh parsley, chopped green onion, onion powder, dried oregano, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, prepared marinara sauce , or as needed, shredded mozzarella cheese , or to taste

olive oil, stalks celery, chopped, garlic, minced, leeks, sliced, dried thyme leaves, bay leaf (optional), diced tomatoes, clam juice, dry white wine, fennel seeds, crushed, salt and ground black pepper to taste, chopped fresh parsley, red snapper fillets, cut into 2 inch pieces, saffron, sea scallops, mussels , scrubbed and debearded, cooked lobster meat, cut into bite-size pieces

olive oil, chopped onion, garlic, minced , or to taste, water, condensed cream of mushroom soup, chicken bouillon granules, potatoes, peeled and cubed, chopped celery, peeled chopped carrot, frozen green peas, thawed, cubed cooked turkey, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, dried basil (optional), dried oregano (optional), cold butter, milk , or as needed, egg

potatoes, peeled, baking powder, onion, finely grated, flour , as needed, oil, for frying ,as needed, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, sour cream or 1/2 cup creme fraiche, garnish

onion, chopped, garlic, crushed, diced lean chicken, curry powder, flour, ground cinnamon, chicken stock, natural yoghurt, chopped fresh coriander, salt and pepper, vegetable oil

cranberry juice, unsweetened pineapple juice, orange juice, lemon juice, sugar, almond extract, ginger ale, chilled

english muffins, boiled ham, hard-boiled eggs, sliced thin, shredded cheddar cheese, prepared mustard, worcestershire sauce, cream

olive oil, orange juice, red wine vinegar, salt, chopped fresh cilantro, head romaine lettuce, wash dried & torn into small pieces, julienned beets, drained, apples, peeled and diced, mandarin oranges, drained, bananas, peeled and sliced into rounds, pineapple chunks, drained, peanuts, shaved fresh coconut (optional), pomegranate seeds (optional)

whole wheat tortillas, chicken breast, cheese, extra virgin olive oil, pinto beans, salsa

vanilla yogurt, frozen raspberries, scoop vanilla protein shake mix, crushed ice, brewed espresso, chilled, chocolate syrup

ground beef, bulk pork sausage, chopped bacon, chopped tomatoes, tomato sauce, red kidney beans, water, prepared ketchup, chopped garlic, cumin, chili powder, ground black pepper, sugar, bell peppers, medium chopped, spanish onions, fine chopped, jalapeno peppers , seeds and veins removed diced fine, dried chili pepper flakes (optional only if you like it hot !!!), worcestershire sauce

orange, lemon, rum, chilled (clear), grand marnier, chilled, riesling wine, chilled, vodka, lemon juice, chilled, sugar, granny smith apple, diced, club soda, chilled