9633 drink liquid diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

frsh lemon, sliced, apple cider vinegar, liquid sweetener, cayenne pepper, water

dry milk (i use dry whole milk because if i m drinking these, i need the extra fat and calories...no fat milk works just fine, here, though and keeps it healthier for most people), powdered sugar, malted milk powder, cocoa, vanilla bean, split and scraped, dry, no heat required thickening agent (sold in most pharmacies), powdered vitamin supplement , dry protein supplement, fiber etc. just follow the package recommendations and add enough for about 35 doses .

flax seed oil, water, lemon juice, balsamic vinegar or 2 tbsp raspberry vinegar, tamari or 1/4 cup braggs liquid aminos, nutritional yeast, dijon mustard, ground cumin

extra virgin olive oil, scallions, thinly sliced, stalk celery, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, minced, ground cumin, cayenne, salt, fresh ground black pepper, canned black beans, with their liquid, canned diced tomatoes, with their liquid, low sodium chicken broth, fresh lime juice

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

sugar-free lemonade powdered drink mix (about 1 tsp), diet lemon-lime soda, tequila, lime juice, crushed ice , as needed, lime slice, for serving, optional

refrigerated cresent dinner rolls, cooking apples (figi is good), butter, sugar, cinnamon, mountain dew soft drink (not diet )

smart balance butter spread, onion, sliced, red bell pepper, sliced, zucchini, sliced, tomatoes, diced, fresh basil, chopped, fresh ground black pepper, liquid egg substitute, fat cottage cheese, fat-free evaporated milk, reduced-fat monterey jack cheese, shredded

kamut flour, whole wheat flour or 2 tbsp whole grain pastry flour, salt, apple juice, water, water, egg, lightly beaten, transfat-free margarine, sugar substitute, low fat cottage cheese or 1 cup reduced-fat ricotta cheese, at room temperature, excess liquid drained, pitted sweet cherries, sugar-free maple syrup, sugar substitute

food cake mix, diet coke or diet pepsi, egg white, fat-free caramel ice cream topping * (check label on back for fat-free info), fat-free sweetened condensed milk, skor bar or heath bar bits (found by the choc. chips), fat-free cool whip

water, vegetable oil, eggs, coconut, white cake mix (not pudding type), french vanilla instant pudding, hawaiian punch drink, liquid concentrate undiluted, cream cheese, softened, sugar, crushed pineapple, well drained

strawberry, watermelon, mineral water, cinnamon, grated, drops liquid low-calorie sweetener, lemon

boneless chuck roast, salt, pepper, brown sugar, divided, water, ketchup, cola soft drink, liquid smoke, white vinegar, worcestershire sauce, prepared mustard, hot sauce, hamburger buns

table sugar, table salt, unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix (or other drink mix), water , for mixing