23 drink diet Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

cold water, orange juice, chilled, unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix , tropical punch soft-drink mix, diet lemon-lime soda or 1 liter diet ginger ale, chilled, orange slice, to garnish (optional), pineapple slice, to garnish (optional)

strawberry vodka (stoli, smirnoff, etc), diet 7-up (regular can be used if you prefer, also , if you want the drink to be less sweet, then substitute clu), fresh strawberries, sliced, limes (small wedges), sugar

kool-aid sugar-free lemonade-flavored drink mix, cold water, cold orange juice, cold diet sprite, ice cube

powdered lemonade powdered drink mix (sugar-free), diet lemon-lime soda, cold, frozen strawberries (unsweetened ), sugar substitute, ice cubes

crystal light peach tea drink mix (1 .6 oz tub ), cold water, diet ginger ale

blueberries, sugar, grated lime rind, fresh lime juice, diet lemon-lime soft drink, chilled, garnish: lime rind twists

brewed coffee, instant chocolate drink mix (nesquik is great and only 90 calories), powdered coffee creamer (international delight is great, only 40 calories per serving), liquid sugar substitute (zero calories), skim milk

skim milk or 1 cup soymilk, sugar-free instant chocolate fudge pudding mix, ripe banana, frozen, sugar substitute (saccharin, aspartame or sucralose), ice cubes, malt drink powder (optional)

frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, thawed lemonade concentrate, orange extract, water, chilled diet lemon-lime soda, lemon, sliced, lime, sliced

diet sprite or 3/4 cup diet lemon-lime soda, tequila (for alcohol free, this may be left out), sugar-free lemonade-flavored drink mix, lime juice

tequila, diet 7-up (or another diet lemon-lime soda , my choice would be ginger ale), fresh lime juice, crystal light powdered drink mix (crystal light on the go immunity cherry pomegranate), ice cube (for serving)

ice , as needed, diet cranberry juice drink, vodka, lime juice, diet lemon-lime soda , optional, lime slice, for serving, optional

club soda, diet cranberry juice drink, vodka, sugar-free pink lemonade powdered drink mix (about 2 tsp), no-calorie sweetener packets, juice of 3 lemons, ice , as needed, lemon, for optional garnish

burgundy wine, club soda or seltzer water, fresh lime juice, fresh lemon juice, sugar substitute (recommended: splenda ), lemon , sliced into circles, lime , sliced into circles, diet tang or any crystal light fruit drink, optional

refrigerated cresent dinner rolls, cooking apples (figi is good), butter, sugar, cinnamon, mountain dew soft drink (not diet )

water, very cold, unflavored gelatin, diet cola, flat, unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix , black cherry, splenda sugar substitute, low-fat cream cheese, coconut, flaked, pecans, chopped