39 drink half half Recipes

water, half-and-half cream, instant chocolate drink mix (nestle quick powder), sugar, instant coffee, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, cream , if desired, chocolate shavings , if desired

coffee, drinking cocoa, cognac, kahlua, vanilla extract, half-and-half cream

boneless beef roast (chuck, shoulder, arm, trimmed of fat), lipton onion soup mix or 1 (1 1/4 oz) envelope mushroom soup mix, water (approximate), dry sherry (kind you drink, not cooking sherry), potatoes, peeled (waxy, not baking potatoes), carrots, peeled, cut in half (i prefer california carrots because they are sweeter), black pepper, low-sodium beef bouillon cube, mushrooms, drained (optional), cornstarch, cold water

fresh linguine, olive oil, garlic cloves, finely chopped, red pepper flakes, dried chipotle powder, paprika, dried thyme, dried rosemary, shrimp (medium count, peeled, deveined, rinsed, patted dry ), dry white wine (pick 1 you like to drink), half-and-half, salt , to taste, asparagus , cut into 1-inch pieces, sun-dried tomato

chuck roast, cut up, with all fat removed, carrot, peeled and cut into thick slices, celery ribs, cut into thick slices, onion, very large, cut in half and then sliced up lengthwise, garlic cloves, minced, potatoes , i use yukon gold, peeled and cut up into chunks, turnip, peeled and cut up into smaller chunks (optional), frozen peas (optional), flat leaf parsley, chopped roughly, beef broth, red wine , use any good wine that you would drink, not cooking wine, tomato sauce, red wine vinegar, cayenne pepper, bay leaf, kosher salt, pepper

stewing beef, flour, celery ribs, 1-inch pieces, parsnips , 1-inch pieces, turnip, cut into large pieces, rosemary, thyme, black pepper, water, guinness stout (drink the other half!), beef bouillon cubes , dissolved in 1 cup hot water, flour, mixed well with 1 cup water as thickener, oil, butter, garlic cloves, crushed, carrots , 1-inch pieces, onions, cut into large pieces, potatoes, cut into large pieces, oregano, basil, salt and pepper

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

dry milk powder, chocolate drink mix powder, coffee creamer powder, icing sugar/powdered sugar, baking cocoa (i used dutch), chocolate cook & serve pudding (half package), semi sweet chocolate chips, marshmallows

unsweetened kool-aid powdered drink mix (for a stronger flavor use 2-1/2 packages), sugar (can use a little less), half-and-half cream (or use half each milk and cream, 1 more cup won tsp hurt)

heavy cream, half-and-half (or 1/2 cup. heavy cream + 1/2 cup. milk), eggs, sugar, brown sugar, moist sweetened flaked coconut, lightly toasted, coconut liqueur, coconut snow powdered drink mix (available in most liquor stores - it s in a round container and has a powdery consistency), coconut syrup, cinnamon, granulated sugar, for coating cups

whole bulb of garlic (roasted), cooking oil, white wine, milk , reserve 1 cup for later use (i use whole or 1%), heavy cream or 4 cups half-and-half, salt, white pepper or 1/2 tsp fresh ground black pepper, white wine (drink some and toss the rest in!), flour, mozzarella cheese (i know this sounds weird, but you ll love it), grated parmesan cheese (use a good kind a grate it yourself), grated asiago cheese

sour cream, lemon-lime soft-drink, biscuit mix, butter melted and divided in half

sugar, paprika, chili powder, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, smoked fully cooked ham half, trimmed, cola soft drink, plum or apricot preserves, orange juice

smoked fully cooked ham half, water, cranberry-apple juice drink, divided, burgundy or other dry red wine, divided, dark brown sugar, divided, garnishes: seckle pears , fresh bay leaves

sugar, paprika, chili powder, cumin, cinnamon, cayenne pepper (just use a small amount cayenne!), smoked ham, half (use a fully-cooked ham), cola drink, apricot preserves, orange juice

cranberry-raspberry juice drink, sugar, campari, x 1-inch strips orange peel (orange part only), bosc pears (each about 7 oz), lemon, cut in half, frozen raspberries in syrup, thawed, orange liqueur, red currant jelly, mascarpone cheese (about 8 oz), powdered sugar, fresh mint leaves

olive oil, whole chicken, onion, sliced thickly, green pepper , sliced lengthwise, fresh mushrooms, gala apples , cut into eights, turnip, cut into wedges, san marzano tomatoes, cut in half, garlic cloves, minced, flour, red wine (not cooking wine, something good enough to drink), chicken broth, tomato paste, marjoram, dried oregano, dried thyme, black pepper, kosher salt