18605 dips for christmas party Recipes

sour cream, picante sauce, lemon juice, shrimp drained, sliced ripe olives, drained, hard boiled egg, finely chopped, italian salad dressing mix

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

cream cheese, softened, ranch salad dressing mix, minced sweet red pepper, minced celery, sliced green onions, sliced pimiento-stuffed olives, flour tortillas (10 inches)

hard boiled eggs, finely chopped, underwood deviled ham, mayonnaise, shredded cheddar cheese, onion powder, salt, pepper, dill pickle relish, crackers , chips, veggies for dipping

salsa : storebought or, quick home made, roma tomatoes, chopped white onion, hot sauce to taste, chopped fresh cilantro if desired, gaucamole, storebought or, quick homemeade, ripe avocadoes, lime juice, salt and pepper, bean dip : storebought, red or black beans, drained rinsed, mashed, leftover peprared new oleans red beans, liquid smoke to taste, sour cream, cheese : shredded as you like: swiss, cheddar etc, chopped parsley , cilnatro or basil or sprinkled paprika, crackers , nachoes, doritoes, corn chips etc

cream cheese softened, real mayonnaise, parmesan cheese, marinated artichoke drained and chopped, sour cream, lg sweet onion finely chopped, lg cloves of garlic minced, dairy based prepared spinach dip, dry vegetable soup mix ( ex: knorr brand ), frozen spinach thawed , drained well and chopped

christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

pork tenderloin 2.5 - 3 lb, italian salad dressing or 1 bottle lawry s garlic and herb marinade, get a pre-seasoned pork tenderloin - they are good , and saves your time for other party preparations), frozen yeast rolls, condiments of your choice, i usually have alittle bowl of dijon mustard , green goddess dip from the melting pot (great on these little sandwiches) and a flavored mayo., green goddes dip from the melting pot, melting pots green goddess dip, red pepper mayo, roasted red peppers, drained, kraft real mayo, shallots, minced, stir together and serve, garlic n vidalia mayo, garlic-n-vidalia-mayo.html >garlic n vidalia mayo

margarine, granulated sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, cream cheese, softened to room temperature, granulated sugar, pumpkin puree, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, ground nutmeg, salt (a dash), eggs

white sugar, orange juice, lemon juice, maraschino cherries , with juice, triple sec, light rum, orange, sliced into rounds, lemon, sliced into rounds, pineapple chunks , with juice, seltzer water, ice

dip, bottled ranch dressing, green chiles, chicken, all purpose flour, taco seasoning, oil, chicken drummettes, dried parsley flakes

hamb. meat, canbells nacho cheese sauce, pace picante salsa, veleveta processed cheese cut in cubes, tortilla chips, or you favorite (make sure thay are dipping friendly, because with hearty dip, you need a hearty chip!), fresh cut chives for garnish (optional)

processed cheese, sausage, hot or mild depending on your taste, worcestershire sauce, italian herb tomato paste, cocktail rye bread , cocktail sourdough bread or frito scoops to dip.

eggplant, peeled and cut into chunks (10 -12-inch long), onion, chopped, red bell pepper, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, zucchini, cut into chunks (6-inch long), roma tomatoes, chopped, olive oil, seasoned dipping oil or 1/4 cup other seasoned oil, red wine vinegar, salt, pepper, shredded mozzarella cheese (optional)

potatoes, peeled and cubed, butter, milk, salt, black pepper, cream cheese, softened, carton french onion dip, paprika, for garnish