153118 christmas white walnut brownie biscotti Recipes

white sugar, butter, water, semi-sweet chocolate chips, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, chopped walnuts, prepared caramel topping

butter, unsweetened chocolate, bittersweet chocolate, whole eggs (room temperature ), granulated sugar, strong coffee or espresso, vanilla extract, all purpose flour, baking powder, salt, semi-sweet chocolate chips

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, chocolate chips, unsweetened cocoa powder, sugar, flour, baking powder, vanilla extract, eggs, chopped walnuts

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, semisweet chocolate, finely chopped, granulated sugar, unsalted butter, cut in small pieces, light corn syrup, water, eggs, chilled, divided, vanilla extract, walnuts, coarsely chopped, swiss dark chocolate, chopped

unsalted butter, plain flour, semisweet chocolate (good quality ), eggs, sugar, vanilla essence, salt, walnut halves, broken into pieces

vegetable oil, for brushing, flour, for sprinkling, chocolate, broken into pieces, butter, caster sugar, self raising flour, salt, eggs, vanilla extract, walnuts

caramels, evaporated milk (divided ), caramel flavored cake mix, butter (melted ), vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, walnut halves (or pieces)

brown sugar , packed, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, melted, maple flavoring, eggs, flour, baking powder, walnuts, chopped

all-purpose flour, unsweetened cocoa, splenda granular, sugar substitute, baking powder, walnuts, chopped, reduced-calorie margarine, unsweetened applesauce (no sugar added-like musselman s), eggs, vanilla extract, chocolate chips

coarsely chopped walnuts, toasted, almond liqueur, butter, unsweetened chocolate squares, eggs, sugar, swiss mocha instant coffee mix, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, garnish: toasted walnut halves

butter, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking cocoa, salt, chopped walnuts, butter, cubed, milk, baking cocoa, sugar, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts , optional

white lily triple chocolate brownie mix or 1 (18 1/4 oz) package chewy fudge brownie mix, melted butter, eggs, water or 1/3 cup cold coffee, coffee ice cream or vanilla ice cream, cream

shortbread cookie crumbs* (recommended : sarabeth s), sugar, salt , plus 1/4 tsp, unsalted butter, melted, plus 1 tbsp cut into pieces and softened, semisweet chocolate, chopped, unsweetened chocolate, chopped, egg yolks, sugar, cornstarch, whole milk, vanilla extract, divided, marshmallows, heavy cream, sugar, toasted, chopped walnuts, brownie squares, diced into small pieces (recommended : sarabeth s), chocolate curls for garnish , optional

brownies for a crowd, margarine, sugar, eggs, vanilla, chocolate syrup, flour, baking powder, salt, chopped walnuts, margarine, milk, granulated sugar, semisweet chocolate pieces, vanilla

brownie mix, coarsely chopped walnuts, toasted, milk chocolate-covered caramel patties

dark brown sugar, lightly packed unsweetened cocoa powder (preferably dutch-process), instant espresso powder, salt, warm water, vanilla extract, all purpose flour, sugar, lightly packed unsweetened cocoa powder (preferably dutch-process), baking powder, salt, buttermilk, unsalted butter, melted, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, toasted, cream

flour, cinnamon, salt, semisweet chocolate, butter, softened (no substitutes!), eggs, sugar, vanilla, chopped walnuts, semisweet chocolate, butter, whipping cream (unwhipped)