59401 christmas seafood salad Recipes

water, littleneck clams, cleaned (about 16 clams), peeled and deveined large shrimp, low-fat mayonnaise, fresh lime juice, wasabi paste, bagged salad greens, chopped fresh cilantro

olive oil, onion, diced, shrimp, peeled and deveined, scallops, rinsed and patted dry, crabmeat, drained and flaked, water packed tuna, drained and flaked, salt and pepper to taste, seafood seasoning , such as old bay, mayonnaise , or to taste, yellow mustard, garlic powder , or to taste, dried oregano, ground turmeric, white sugar, green bell pepper, chopped, stalks celery, chopped, hard-cooked eggs, chopped, hard-cooked egg, sliced, paprika , as garnish

cooked medium shrimp, cooked or canned crabmeat, drained, flaked and cartilage removed, onion, chopped, celery rib, thinly sliced, mayonnaise, seafood seasoning, lemon juice, salt, pepper, leaf lettuce , optional, hard-cooked egg, sliced , optional

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

sea scallops, shrimp, fresh mussels, calamari rings, pitted kalamata olives, lemon juice, olive oil, garlic, minced, minced fresh parsley, minced fresh chives, red pepper flakes, lemon, sliced, red onion, thinly sliced, mixed salad greens, freshly ground pepper to taste, salt

salad, shrimp, cooked, peeled & deveined (got mine in the frozen food section), artificial crab, chunks, cucumbers, celery hearts, yellow bell peppers, head lettuce, shredded, cocktail sauce, ketchup, double-strength horseradish, lemons

cooked wild rice, frozen cooked salad shrimp, thawed, flaked imitation crabmeat, chopped sweet yellow, green and red peppers, chopped onion, red wine vinegar, olive oil, minced fresh marjoram or 1/2 tsp dried marjoram, minced fresh tarragon or 1/2 tsp dried tarragon, minced fresh thyme or 1/2 tsp dried thyme, salt, pepper

firm tomatoe diced, cucumber diced, salad shrimp peeled and cleaned, imitation crab meat diced, creamy cucumber dressing

raw large shrimp, peeled and deveined, swordfish steaks, fennel, cut into wedges, mixed salad greens, red onion, chopped, grape tomatoes, honey dijon mustard vinaigrette, garlic croutons

salt, celery hearts, cleaned and diced, cooked shrimp , salad size or halved larger size, crab supreme, chopped, green onions, cleaned and chopped, ground pepper to taste, heinz sweet pickle relish, mayonnaise , or more if needed, shell macaroni, cooked and drained

chopped red onion, water, white vinegar, sugar, salt, paprika, pepper, olive oil, divided, uncooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined, bay scallops, garlic clove, minced, spring mix salad greens

imitation crabmeat, flake style, mayonnaise type salad dressing, seafood cocktail sauce, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, celery heart, diced, green onions, thinly sliced, multigrain tortillas, romaine lettuce leaves , centre ribs removed, cucumber, thinly sliced , lengthwise

seafood (shrimp, crab, mixed . i buy a good can of quality crab meat for this salad and some medium or), head romaine lettuce, chopped fine (or you can use a mix of romaine and mixed greens if you want), hickory smoked turkey bacon (sauteed, baked or microwaved and chopped ), grape tomatoes, cut in quarters (you can use plums too if you have them on hand), shallots, thin sliced, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, avocados, diced, mango, diced, olive oil, lemon juice, orange juice, dijon mustard, red wine vinegar, minced garlic, fresh thyme, kosher salt (to taste), ground black pepper (to taste), capers, gorgonzola, fine chopped walnuts

onion bagels, split, deli seafood salad, cheddar cheese , each cut diagonally into 4 triangles

dressing, frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed, white wine vinegar, water, olive oil, salt and pepper to taste, salad, cubed cooked lobster, frozen fully cooked tiny salad shrimp, thawed, lump crabmeat, drained, mixed salad greens, grapefruit, peeled and sectioned, kiwis, peeled and sliced, fresh pineapple - peeled, cored and cut into 3/4 inch wedges, tomatoes, cut into wedges

crab, roma tomato, halved and thinly sliced, avocado, cubed, mayonnaise, curry powder, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, some salad greens

baby shrimp, hard-boiled egg, sliced (instructions below for ab s perfect not-boiled hard-boiled egg.*), cucumbers, peeled, grape tomatoes, halved, black olives, pitted, spears canned asparagus (yes, canned is actually better... fresh is too tough , even if cooked perfectly.), thousand island dressing (or a much better dressing in my opinion... louie dressing (for seafood salads or reuben sandwiches).), head iceberg lettuce , torn into bite-sized pieces (or romaine if you prefer)

boiled, shelled shrimp, cleaned calamari (squid), body cut into 3/8 rings, red potatoes, well washed and sliced into 1/4 slices, extra virgin olive oil (use the best you can find), garlic cloves, minced, red onion, very thinly sliced (preferably on a mandolin), retain about 1/2 cup for garnish, ribs celery, washed, trimmed and diced, fresh squeezed lemon juice, lemon zest (zest the lemons before squeezing the juice), dice red bell pepper, cracked sicilian green olices, black olives , not salad ripe olives (use nicoise or gaeta), chopped fresh flat leaf italian parsley (plus more for garnish), washed and capers (if using salt packed, let them soak to remove most of the saltiness), white wine vinegar (the best you can find), crushed red pepper flakes