60203 christmas salad vegan Recipes

fresh spinach, cleaned, dried cranberries (craisins), sliced almonds, feta, green onion (scallions), bacon, hot bacon salad dressing or sweet and sour dressing

lime jell-o gelatin, boiling water, marshmallows, salad dressing, nuts, celery, cut fine, grated longhorn cheese, cool whip, crushed pineapple, cherry jell-o

vegan chicken strips (i prefer morning side chik n strips), apples (any variety), chopped celery, soy vanilla yogurt (or plain for an unsweetened version), vegan mayonnaise, toasted walnuts, shredded greens (i used spinach), dried cranberries (optional)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

extra firm tofu, vegan mayonnaise or mayonnaise, stalk celery, chopped, minced onions, dijon mustard, salt and pepper

vegan mayonnaise, dijon mustard, garlic clove, minced, water, lemon juice (fresh ), olive oil, nutritional yeast, salt and pepper, to taste

vegan margarine (room temp-soft ), vegan sugar, unbleached flour, vegan egg substitute, enough to equal 1 egg, vanilla, almond extract, baking soda, salt, vegan sugar, cinnamon

frozen brussels sprouts, tomatoes, sliced green onion, prepared mustard, worcestershire sauce, sugar, salt, dried basil leaves, crumbled, dried thyme leaves, pepper, red wine vinegar, salad oil

sliced water chestnuts, drained, red pepper , cut into 1 inch pieces, green pepper , cut into 1 inch pieces, cucumbers, peeled, sliced, tomatoes, each cut into 8 wedges, frozen green peas, mayonnaise, salad dressing mix, bacon bits, hard-boiled eggs, quartered, tomatoes , cut into eight wedges

vegan margarine (try earth balance or soy garden), vegetable oil, sugar, white vegan sugar, ener-g egg substitute (try ener-g egg replacer), vanilla extract (to taste), unbleached flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, white vegan sugar (for decoration and extra sugary coating)

vegan margarine, sugar, cocoa powder, ground flax seeds, water, walnuts, finely chopped, unsweetened coconut, flaked, vegan graham cracker crust, vegan margarine, soymilk, cornstarch, vanilla extract, turmeric, powdered icing sugar, vegan margarine, unsweetened chocolate squares

leafy salad or a selection of your own salad leaves, including radicchio and lambs lettuce., a handful of chopped feta, pomegranate, black pepper , to taste

vegan mayonnaise (i use vegenaise), bottled lemon juice, bow tie pasta (ditalini & small shells also work well), marinated artichoke hearts, drained and chopped, dried basil, salt (to taste)

red potatoes, mayonnaise (or vegan mayo sub), plain greek yogurt (regular or vegan sour cream) or 5 tbsp sour cream (regular or vegan sour cream), dry ranch dressing mix (see dry ranch salad dressing mix), dijon mustard, to desired taste, tarragon vinegar (can sub white wine vinegar or white balsamic), green onion, chopped, hot paprika or spanish smoked paprika, for garnish

vegan mayonnaise, vegan sour cream, chipotle chiles in adobo, dried oregano, firm tofu , sliced into 6 long slabs and drained, water, tamari, garlic powder, smoked paprika (smoked spanish), ground cumin, lettuce leaves, tomatoes, small, sliced, cucumber, sliced, red onion ring, alfalfa sprouts , packed, carrot, grated, whole wheat tortillas

vegan butter, rice flour, stevia powder, baking powder, xanthan gum, salt, nutmeg, ener-g egg substitute, mixed in, water, rice milk, vanilla, unsweetened sliced peaches, lemon juice, cinnamon, stevia powder, salt, vegan butter

vegan mayonnaise, soymilk, green onions, sliced, chives, chopped, dried parsley, garlic cloves, crushed, salt, black pepper, whole wheat tortillas, lettuce leaves, baby spinach leaves, cucumber, sliced, tomatoes, small and ripe, sliced, red onion, sliced, alfalfa sprout, lightlife turkey slices (tofurkey is preferred), vegan bacon

vegan mayonnaise (e.g. vegenaise), vegan sour cream (e.g. tofutti better than sour cream), green onions, sliced, tomatoes, diced, bacos bacon bits