55406 christmas not roast make Recipes

  • Christmas Pork Roast
    boneless pork loin roast, apple, sliced and
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    boneless pork loin roast, apple, sliced, whole berry cranberry sauce, chicken broth, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground ginger, orange , zested
    1 hour 15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Left Over Pork Roast Make A Stew
    fully cooked ready to serve pork roast ( that you had the... and
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    fully cooked ready to serve pork roast ( that you had the day before or two days before that hasn tsp been heated for the second round..mea......., red potatoes peeled /or 1 can of ready to use potatoes, carrots sliced /or 1 small can of carrots, roux ( or make your own ), water
    37 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Roasted Red Pepper Dip
    roasted red peppers (not packed in oil) and
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    roasted red peppers (not packed in oil), light cream cheese, garlic cloves, peeled, parsley, lime juice
    30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Roasted Red Bell Pepper Dip
    roasted red peppers, peeled and seeded and
    7 More
    roasted red peppers, peeled and seeded, garlic cloves, minced (not from jar), cream cheese, softened, lime juice, dried basil, salt, fresh ground pepper, crackers or toasted baguette, sliced
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Make Ahead Jam Thumbs
    make ahead cookie mix, white sugar, butter and
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    make ahead cookie mix, white sugar, butter, vanilla extract, egg, chopped walnuts, any flavor fruit jam, egg white
    8 ingredients
  • Make Ahead Peanut Butter Cookies
    make ahead cookie mix, brown sugar, shortening and
    3 More
    make ahead cookie mix, brown sugar, shortening, peanut butter, vanilla extract, egg
    6 ingredients
  • Make Ahead Cherry Winks
    make ahead cookie mix, white sugar, butter and
    6 More
    make ahead cookie mix, white sugar, butter, vanilla extract, egg, chopped walnuts, raisins, maraschino cherries, chopped, maraschino cherries, halved
    9 ingredients
  • Make Ahead Toffee Bars
    make ahead cookie mix, brown sugar, butter and
    4 More
    make ahead cookie mix, brown sugar, butter, vanilla extract, egg, semisweet chocolate chips, chopped walnuts
    7 ingredients
  • Make Ahead Butter Balls
    make ahead cookie mix, brown sugar, white sugar, butter and
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    make ahead cookie mix, brown sugar, white sugar, butter, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, egg, sugar for decoration
    8 ingredients
  • Vegetarian Christmas Not-Nut-Roast (Make Ahead) Vegetarian Christmas Not-Nut-Roast (Make Ahead)
    olive oil, green pepper, very finely chopped and
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    olive oil, green pepper, very finely chopped, leek, very finely chopped, carrot, very finely chopped, onion, very finely chopped, celery rib, very finely chopped, mushrooms, very finely diced, egg, lightly beaten, sharp cheddar cheese, grated, dried breadcrumbs
    1 hour 1 min, 10 ingredients
  • Leftover Roast? Make Cowboy Stew!! Leftover Roast? Make Cowboy Stew!!
    cooked boneless beef roast, cubed (use leftovers ) and
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    cooked boneless beef roast, cubed (use leftovers ), condensed vegetable soup, water
    15 min, 3 ingredients
  • Make Ahead Creole-stuffed Potatoes Make Ahead Creole-stuffed Potatoes
    make ahead creole-stuffed potatoes, chopped onion and
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    make ahead creole-stuffed potatoes, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, butter or margarine, chopped tomatoes, potatoes, baked, milk, salt and pepper to taste, butter or margarine, paprika to taste, saute onions and green pepper in 2 tsp. butter or margarine in skillet. add tomatoes; simmer for 2 minutes. cut potatoes in half lengthwise; scoop out pulp; reserve shells. mash pulp with milk, salt and pepper. fold in tomato mixture; spoon into shells on baking sheet. dot with butter; sprinkle with paprika. chill, covered, for several hours if desired., make ahead to this point., bake in preheated 400* f. oven for 20 minutes.
    20 min, 14 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Believe It or Not Roast Beef Believe It or Not Roast Beef
    beef rib roast (any size), salt and pepper and
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    beef rib roast (any size), salt and pepper, seasoning, of choice (no flour) (optional)
    24 hour 3 min, 3 ingredients
  • Roasted Red Pepper Salad (Michele Urvater) Roasted Red Pepper Salad (Michele Urvater)
    roasted red peppers cut into 1-inch pieces, diced celery and
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    roasted red peppers cut into 1-inch pieces, diced celery, zucchini, cut into 1/2-inch cubes , parboiled for 1 minute, freshly cooked or thawed frozen corn kernels, parboiled garlic, minced, mayonnaise, low fat or not, lemon juice to taste, dijon mustard to taste, salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
    15 min, 9 ingredients




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