208657 christmas cheer any time cheese shrimp spread Recipes

cream cheese, softened, ketchup, mayonnaise, dried minced onion, prepared mustard, garlic salt, tiny shrimp, rinsed and drained, french bread baguette, sliced

cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, mayonnaise, peeled and deveined cooked shrimp, finely chopped, onion, chopped, assorted crackers and/or fresh vegetables

cream cheese, softened, chopped onion, chopped celery, shrimp, rinsed and drained, paprika, pimiento-stuffed olives, assorted crackers

cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, ketchup, ground mustard, garlic powder, tiny shrimp, rinsed and drained, chopped seeded peeled cucumber, chopped onion, assorted crackers

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

shrimp , i used pre-cooked but fresh is fine, italian bread , day old is fine, plenty olive oil, yellow onion, green onion, grape tomatoes or 1 tomato, fresh parsley, almonds, butter or 1 tbsp extra-light vegetable oil spread, salt & freshly ground black pepper

shrimp, soy sauce, white wine, oil, onion, green pepper, carrot, garlic cloves, lime, basil, seafood seasoning, cayenne (or any spicy that you like)

chopped cooked peeled shrimp, unsweetened crushed pineapple, drained, reduced-fat mayonnaise, chopped pecans, minced fresh parsley, chopped onion, lemon juice, salt, hot pepper sauce, celery sticks and/or crackers

milk, onion , studded with, bay leaf, butter, flour, cheddar cheese (any strong cheese) or 150 g stilton cheese (any strong cheese), mustard, eggs, separated, cream

head of broccoli, chopped, onion, chopped, leek, chopped white and light green parts, potatoes, peeled and diced, celery rib, chopped, chopped carrot, garlic cloves, minced, chicken soup base, pepper, butter, flour, fat-free half-and-half, can use regular, shredded gouda cheese (any mild cheese is good too) or 2 cups cheddar cheese (any mild cheese is good too), salt , to taste

mushroom, cleaned and thinly sliced, garlic clove, peeled, whole, butter, divided, salt & freshly ground black pepper (to taste), penne (about 2 1/2 cups dry pasta), bel paese cheese, cubed (or any creamy , mild cheese such as havarti, fontina), parmesan cheese, grated, heavy cream

eggs, water, biscuit mix, minced onions, grated cheddar cheese, salt, cayenne

chevre cheese with herbs, spread, creamy goat cheese, at room temperature, heavy cream, garlic clove, minced, chopped mixed herbs , such as basil, thyme, oregano or 2 1/2 tbsp parsley, snipped chives or 2 1/2 tbsp finely sliced onions, fresh ground pepper, salt, crostini, baguette, olive oil, garlic clove, crushed

shrimp, tony chachere s, garlic powder, crab boil, cream cheese, worchestershire sauce, minced garlic, hot sauce, cocktail sauce, green onions

water, fresh unpeeled shrimp, shallot peeled and quartered, sour cream, salt, pepper, grated lemon rind, fresh lemon juice, hot sauce

ham , christmas, cooked turkey, gruyere cheese, cranberry sauce, thick bread, butter

spanish onions, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, olive oil, butter, rosemary, peach preserves or 8 tbsp apricot preserves, dry white wine, puff pastry, chilled, ready rolled, mascarpone cheese, egg, beaten, roquefort cheese (or any soft , blue veined cheese), goat cheese

shrimp or 8 large raw , cleaned, and cut open in butterfly style, bacon , slices, lime , juice of, salt and pepper, olive oil, butter, all-purpose flour, milk, scalded, grated manchego cheese, cream cheese, salt and pepper, drops chipotle hot sauce , to taste, chopped parsley, to garnish (optional)