191934 christmas any year cheese Recipes

cheddar cheese (about 10 oz, finely shredded ), carton cottage cheese, cream cheese (softened ), shrimp (deveined, drained & finely chopped ), dried onion flakes, garlic powder, ground red pepper, chili sauce, green peppers (finely diced ), red peppers (finely diced )

red bell pepper, green bell pepper, yellow bell pepper, cheese (14 oz various varieties of your choice), fresh mint, chopped, tomatoes (7 oz, or grape ), carrot, marshmallow, olive oil, lemon juice (optional)

cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, crushed pineapple, drained, pecans, chopped, marshmallows, red maraschino cherry, green maraschino cherry, cool whip

soft butter (about 200g) or 1 cup margarine (about 200g), self rising flour, nonfat sour cream or 8 oz yogurt, chopped green onion, butter, crumbled feta or 1/2 lb bulgarian cheese, grated romano cheese, grated edam cheese (any other cheese you have inn the house) or 1/2 cup another hard cheese (any other cheese you have inn the house), fat free cream cheese, fat free sour cream, eggs, milk or 1/2 cup half-and-half or 1/2 cup heavy cream, salt (optional), black pepper, parmesan cheese, sesame seeds, black pepper

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

head of broccoli, chopped, onion, chopped, leek, chopped white and light green parts, potatoes, peeled and diced, celery rib, chopped, chopped carrot, garlic cloves, minced, chicken soup base, pepper, butter, flour, fat-free half-and-half, can use regular, shredded gouda cheese (any mild cheese is good too) or 2 cups cheddar cheese (any mild cheese is good too), salt , to taste

milk, onion , studded with, bay leaf, butter, flour, cheddar cheese (any strong cheese) or 150 g stilton cheese (any strong cheese), mustard, eggs, separated, cream

mushroom, cleaned and thinly sliced, garlic clove, peeled, whole, butter, divided, salt & freshly ground black pepper (to taste), penne (about 2 1/2 cups dry pasta), bel paese cheese, cubed (or any creamy , mild cheese such as havarti, fontina), parmesan cheese, grated, heavy cream

cheese whiz (or canned cheddar cheese of any kind ), salsa (i use mild or use any to your taste )

christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate

tomatoes, ripe, dried basil (keeps its flavour slightly better than fresh), flaked sea salt (to taste), tomato ketchup (made with real tomatoes), brie cheese (any flavoursome cheese which melts well) or 4 oz camembert cheese (any flavoursome cheese which melts well), black pepper, coarse (or more ), red onion, thinly sliced, virgin olive oil (or more , if wanted), bread , pref. white, crusts cut off

spanish onions, thinly sliced, garlic cloves, thinly sliced, olive oil, butter, rosemary, peach preserves or 8 tbsp apricot preserves, dry white wine, puff pastry, chilled, ready rolled, mascarpone cheese, egg, beaten, roquefort cheese (or any soft , blue veined cheese), goat cheese

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

thick pork rib chops, 1 inch thick (you can use boneless loin chops), butter, olive oil, fresh french bread , cubed into fairly small pieces, fresh mushrooms, chopped, shallots, finely minced or 2 tbsp onions, fresh rosemary, minced, fresh sage, minced, garlic clove, finely minced, chicken stock, crumbled gorgonzola (you can use roquefort or any blue cheese that you like), salt & pepper, white wine, low sodium chicken broth (or homemade stock), heavy cream, crumbled gorgonzola (you can use roquefort or any blue cheese that you like)

water, sugar, kumquats , cut crosswise into 1/8-inch-thick slices and seeded, whole peppercorns, star anise, hearty italian-style bread, aged cow s milk cheese (or use any aged goat s or sheep s milk cheese)

french or italian bread, swiss cheese, grated (or any other cheese desired), half-and-half, fresh herbs of choice (parsley, chives, thyme etc.), garlic powder

any flavor cake mix (i prefer the mixes with pudding in them), vegetable oil, eggs, flour