4843 brothers vermouth soaked Recipes

oatmeal, butter, coconut oil, plain yogurt, honey, dates, shredded coconut, water

soaked pumpkin seeds (or sunflower seeds), avocado, fresh parsley, fresh cilantro, garlic, minced ginger, minced jalapeno (optional), braggs liquid aminos, fresh lemon juice, water , as necessary for mixing

soaked rice vermicelly, firm toufu, shitake mushrooms, carrot , juliened, onion or spring , finely sliced, bell pepper, finely sliced, salt and pepper to taste, minced garlic, minced ginger (optional), soy sauce, vegetarian oyster sauce, sugar, olive oil mixed with 1 tsp of sesame oil, water or vegetable broth

slender green eggplant - sliced and soaked in water for 15 mins , then drained, chilli pwd, meat pwd ( optional ), white vinegar, salt if needed .

chicken broth, soy sauce, dry vermouth , sherry or 1 tbsp white wine, peanut oil, ginger, minced, green onion, minced, jalapenos or 3 serrano chilies, stems removed, minced, pork, ground (do not use sausage) or 1/4 lb pork, diced (do not use sausage), diced carrot, shiitake mushroom, soaked and minced (or other dried mushrooms), szechuan hot bean sauce, bean threads , soaked in hot water for 15 minutes, drained and cut into pieces about 2 inches length

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

kabuli channa (soaked over night), cooked basmati rice, green chilies (finely chopped ), ginger-garlic paste, fresh coriander leaves (finely chopped ), curry leaves, refined oil, butter, cumin seed, red chili powder, turmeric powder, coriander powder, amchur powder, garam masala powder, lime juice, white sugar

kohinoor long-grain basmati rice, cleaned, washed , soaked in 6 cups of water and drained, water or 3 3/4 cups maggi vegetable broth with onions, cumin seed, green cardamoms, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, oil, drops rose water (i use the laxmi brand which is made in usa and is very, very good!), green peas , defrosted, saffron strands, mtr madras rasam curry powder, coriander powder, red chili powder, turmeric powder, whole black peppercorns, salt, drops lemon juice, freshly squeezed

rolled oats (bob s red mills whole grain , part of a 2lb bag), water, golden raisin, dried apple , bits, brown sugar

clean 10 by 20-inch food-safe cedar board , soaked in water for at least 4 hours, side salmon, vegetable oil

cedar 12 by 12-inch cedar planks , soaked in water for 3 hours, salmon fillets (6 oz each), olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper, yellow peppers , charred on the grill, seeded and coarsely chopped, rice wine vinegar, garlic, coarsely chopped, saffron threads, honey, dijon mustard, pure olive oil, salt and freshly ground pepper

soak 1/2 lb of peeled , split dried fava beans in water, overnight, garlic clove, chopped, chopped parsley, green tops of 1/2 bunch scallions, chopped, ground cumin, baking powder, salt, chopped fresh cilantro

shataki dried mushrooms (soak and reconstitute), pnd. lean ground pork, onion(diced finely), garlic( minced ), shrimp(cleaned(chopped finely or food processed), chopped water chestnuts, tblspn soy sauce, egg lightly beaten, canola oil to fry in, lumpia wrappers or won ton

soaked and cooked black beans (64 oz rinsed canned black beans could be substituted), salsa (see my fresh recipe), onion diced, tomatoes, diced, olive oil, chicken bouillon, cooked brown rice .

dried pintos picked over and soaked overnight, beer, rotel tomatoes and green chilies *pick your heat tolerance, i use the hot, onions chopped, big cloves of garlic, bacon (thick cut butcher s quality), chili powder, worchestershire sauce, ground cumin, chipotle powder, salt (or more to taste)

soaked pinto beans, vegetable oil, divided, chopped onions, chopped green peppers, chopped garlic, chopped parsley, butter, lean ground beef, coarsely ground, chili powder, cumin powder, canned tomatoes, salt , to taste, ground black pepper , to taste, cold water, sour cream, for garnish, chopped onions, for garnish, shredded cheddar cheese, for garnish, crackers , for serving

cattle beans (1 1/4 cups), soaked overnight and drained, meaty ham hock (about 1 1/2 lb), carrots, 4 sliced into 1/2-inch rounds, garlic cloves, smashed, celery rib, halved, onions, 1 coarsely chopped, bouquet garni : 1 tsp dried thyme, 1 tsp black peppercorns, 1/2 tsp herbes de provence and 1 bay leaf, tied in cheesecloth, water, chicken stock or low-sodium broth, salt and freshly ground pepper, kale leaves, stems and inner ribs discarded, leaves coarsely chopped (4 cups)