72 better fried Recipes

jalapeno peppers, cream cheese, softened, uncle dan s original ranch dressing mix, fully cooked bacon, crumbles (like hormel)

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

russet potatoes, skin peeled and cubed, bacon, chopped in 1/2 inch pieces, chopped carrots, chopped celery stalks, chopped onions, minced cloves of garlic, tb. coarsley ground pepper, tb better than bouillon , chicken stock seasoning in 3 cups of water or 3 cups of chicken stock, cream cheese, cubed and at room temperature ., heavy cream or milk (and you can use 2 tb butter mixed with 2 tb flour, fried in a pan and add 2 cups of milk to this, wisking well .. a cream sauce to be added to the finished soup for thickening added along with the milk) see comment below please.., before serving, taste your soup and at that time, you can add more pepper or salt. if you re serving the soup with a salty bread or with salted crackers, you do not need to add any salt. (there is enough salt in the bouillon seasoning and in the crackers, not to mention the bacon.)

dozen oysters, shucked and drained (can use the ones in the tubs , but the fresher, the better), yellow cornmeal, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, ground coriander, chili powder, cayenne pepper, onion, grated, buttermilk, eggs, lightly beaten, vegetable shortening or cooking oil for deep-frying, garlic, minced (optional)

chili powder (use 2 tsp if cooking for spice-conservative eaters!), cornflour, salt, peanut oil, chicken breasts, sliced, spring onions, sliced, carrot, thinly sliced for stir frying, mirin or 2 tbsp sherry wine, but is better, hokkien noodles, oyster sauce

boneless skinless chicken breasts, shredded coconut (sweetened is fine ), cashews (raw is better ), chopped fresh cilantro, limes (or 1 large lemon, if you prefer), your favorite marinade (i.e. tequilla-lime, ginger-soy), egg, lightly beaten, flour, cooking oil, pan (for frying )

mushrooms, zucchini sticks, yellow squash sticks, jalapeno peppers, sweet potato sticks, eggplant, cut into sticks, chicken tenders, whole eggs, cornstarch, basil flakes, oregano, granulated onion, garlic salt, salt and pepper, to taste, panko, shredded wheat, textured soy protein, rice cakes, bread crumbs, plain or seasoned, crushed oats, cornflakes or other nonsweetened cereal, crushed seeds, cornmeal

vegetables or canola oil (for frying), scallions, chopped (green onions), quorn pieces, cutlets fried and cubed (or a block of tofu, or any other protein source you like), mixed beans drained & washed (kidney beans, chickpeas, black beans, etc.), handful baby carrots, chopped , parboiled, handfuls cauliflower florets , parboiled, sweet potato, peeled, cubed and parboiled, garlic cloves, peeled, crushed, salt , nutmeg, ground coriander seeds, ground ginger, chili flakes, vegetable broth (1-2litre approx .), peanut butter (natural is better for texture)

shrimp, peeled and deveined- the larger the better, cornstarch, egg whites, lightly beaten, unsweetened dried shredded coconut, peanut oil (for frying ) or 2 1/2 cups vegetable oil (for frying), ketchup , manis, dried red chili pepper, garlic clove, chopped, fresh ginger, grated, fresh lime juice, sugar

frozen fries, white cheese curds, homemade gravy or store bought. homemade is much better

head shredded lettuce (my fav is either green leafy or romaine hearts), chopped celery, chopped onion, water chestnuts (chopped ), frozen peas (do not cook), salad dressing, sugar, cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese, crushed fried bacon or bacos (real bacon is better), hard boiled eggs, sliced, tomato wedges

chopped onion, chopped flat leaf parsley, chopped basil, chopped chives, chopped shrimp (fresh or frozen is better than canned), sour cream, grated lemon zest, cayenne, all-purpose flour, baking soda, baking powder, cold water, salt and freshly ground pepper, vegetable oil for frying

jumbo shrimp or 1 1/2 lbs , peeled,with tail and last shell segment left on (16 shrimp u10/lb), english muffin, finely minced to crumbs, pine nuts , lightly toasted in a little extra virgin olive oil, almonds , lightly toasted in a little extra virgin olive oil, crabmeat, drained and picked over to remove shell and cartilage pieces, garlic, finely minced, scallions , including tops,finely chopped (green onions), extra virgin olive oil, chopped fresh parsley leaves, jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped ,to taste, capers, drained and chopped, worcestershire sauce (white worcestershire if desired for looks, but dark tastes better), cream cheese, room temperature, crumbled feta cheese, room temperature (4 oz), fresh lemon juice , to taste, salt & freshly ground black pepper, paprika (if baking naked) (optional), lemon wedges or juice, as accompaniment, egg, lightly beaten (optional), ice cold beer or 1 cup wine or 1 cup water (optional), flour (optional), baking powder (optional), salt (optional), canola oil or corn oil (for frying) (optional), eggs, beaten with, olive oil, water, flour, seasoned dry bread crumb, sweet paprika, melted butter, salt & freshly ground black pepper

corn kernels (from frozen is better than from canned), celery, finely chopped, all-purpose flour, rice flour, baking powder, red curry paste, fish sauce, light soy sauce, salt, egg white, lightly beaten (optional), water, fresh cilantro, chopped (optional), oil (for frying in )

flour, milk, eggs, salt, oil, to fry, cottage cheese (tvorog is better), milk, poppy seeds, raisins, sugar, ground poppy seeds, milk, superfine sugar, raisins, grated lemon zest, rum, honey

sweet potatoes, olive oil, tony chachere s seasoning, lime, turkey meat, rotel, drained, avocado, whole grain buns

sirloin steaks or 1 lb flank steak (if you prefer), eggs (beaten ), cornstarch, salt, water, white sugar, minced garlic (fresh is better ), minced fresh ginger (peeled ), dried chili pepper flakes, ketchup, white vinegar, soy sauce, hoisin sauce, cooking oil (for frying ), sliced green onion, for garnish (optional)