45 bad Recipes

vegetarian refried beans, whole-wheat tortilla, romaine lettuce leaves, avocado, peeled and sliced, fresh pico de gallo

butter, softened, brown sugar, honey, lowfat silken tofu, pureed, water, almonds, apples, shredded, maraschino cherries, flour, whole wheat flour, barley flour, coconut flour, cocoa, pumpkin pie spice, chinese 5 spice, baking soda, mizz r s big bad mincemeat

water, raisins, shortening, granulated sugar, egg, flour, baking soda, salt, ground allspice, cinnamon, nutmeg, walnuts (optional), brown sugar, half-and-half, salt, butter, vanilla, sugar, coarsly chopped walnuts (optional)

chicken breasts, cubed, minute rice, asparagus (big , fat ones -remove bad ends and slice in 1 - 2 inch pieces), onion, medium chopped, sliced water chestnuts, olive oil, chicken stock, lemon juice (1 big fresh squeeze from 1/2 lemon), roasted garlic, salt (at the addition of every ingredient), pepper (at the addition of every ingredient)

butter, white sugar, unsweetened applesauce, unsweetened cocoa, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, chocolate chips

mushrooms, nice vegetable oil, flour, champagne, egg(farm fresh ), baking powder, salt

pinto beans, kidney beans, bacon, cooked and crumbled, flour, ketchup, cider vinegar, dark brown sugar, shallot, diced, dark mustard, chili powder, cayenne, ground black pepper, sea salt

lean ground beef, reduced-fat cream cheese, barbecue sauce, deli ham, hamburger buns, pineapple slice (optional)

seasoned salt, freshly ground black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, dried oregano, paprika, chili powder, top round, cut in 2-equal pieces, sour cream, mayonnaise, lemon juice, horseradish, garlic, minced, sea salt, rye bread, lightly toasted

fine sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, dried oregano, paprika, chili powder, beef top round, cut into 2 equal pieces, sour cream, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, prepared hot horseradish, minced garlic, fine sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, rye bread, lightly toasted, white onions, sliced paper -thin

oatmeal, spelt flour, ground flax seeds, pumpkin seeds (or nuts or fruit of your choice), butter, melted, agave nectar, milk, maple extract (or vanilla extract)

flour , sifted, salt, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, pumpkin or cold, cooked mashed yams, eggs, melted butter, milk

coffee liqueur (45ml), goldschlager (45ml), irish cream (30ml), milk, to top up

peeled potatoes cut in1 cubes (not baking potatoes - yellow or red are best), butter (do not substitute), granulated garlic, brown sugar, salt, pepper

lettuce, chopped, red onions, sliced, cauliflower, chopped, bacon, cooked & crumbled, salad dressing (mayonnaise), kraft parmesan cheese

pork roast , cut into 1-inch pieces, cheap ground beef (you ll need the fat. this isn tsp health food.), good chili powder (your local supermarket brand tastes like cardboard.), huge onion, roughly chopped, head garlic, minced, new mexico green chilies , roasted, peeled, seeded, chopped, hot hungarian paprika (this is legal. paprika is a chile.), ground cumin, beef bouillon cubes, crushed tomatoes (don tsp worry. you won tsp even know they are there.), amber mexican beer (dos equiis, noche buena, or any oktoberfest will do.), bourbon (this is 1 of those things that just happened.), baker bittersweet chocolate squares (not as weird as it sounds.), salt

uncooked chickpeas , picked over for rocks and bad beans,and rinsed (garbanzo beans), baking soda, garlic, crushed, salt, tahini (arabic sesame paste), water, lemons , juice of, extra virgin olive oil, salt, fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, extra virgin olive oil (to garnish ), parsley, for garnish (optional), pomegranate seeds, for garnish (optional)

oil, brussels, shredded, red pepper, thinly sliced, carrot, thinly sliced, garlic clove, crushed, water chestnuts, drained, baby corn, drained (i use frozen corn kernals, kecap manis (sweet soy sauce), sweet chilli sauce, toasted sesame seeds