96 bad ass guac Recipes

melted butter, sugar, salt, eggs, all-purpose flour, cocoa, chopped nuts (optional), baking powder, baking soda, vanilla, light syrup, creme de cacao (optional)

olive oil, chopped sweet onions, minced garlic, chopped yellow bell peppers, ground turkey, ear of corn , cut off the cob, basket sliced mushrooms, roughly chopped, bay leaf, crushed organic tomatoes, undrained, red kidney beans, drained and rinsed, jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped fine (wear gloves ), a palm full ) chili powder, a palm full ) ground cumin, sugar, low-sodium chicken stock, garlic powder, hot sauce (recommended : tabasco), sea salt, dried basil, dried oregano

nacho cheese dip, ground beef, dry mexican or taco seasoning, yellow onion, diced, chili powder, diced tomatoes with green chilies, drained, water (optional)

vegetarian refried beans, whole-wheat tortilla, romaine lettuce leaves, avocado, peeled and sliced, fresh pico de gallo

tuna in vegetable oil or 1 (6 oz) can tuna in water, drained, mayonnaise, eggs (hard-boiled & diced ), sweet pickle relish, onion (diced , but i often use leek), cucumber (seeded & diced ), fresh tomato (seeds removed & diced), cheddar cheese (grated or shredded ), iceberg lettuce (thinly sliced , see prep note)

graham cracker pie crust (or your own ), fat free cream cheese, fat-free cool whip, white chocolate chips

water, raisins, shortening, granulated sugar, egg, flour, baking soda, salt, ground allspice, cinnamon, nutmeg, walnuts (optional), brown sugar, half-and-half, salt, butter, vanilla, sugar, coarsly chopped walnuts (optional)

chicken breasts, cubed, minute rice, asparagus (big , fat ones -remove bad ends and slice in 1 - 2 inch pieces), onion, medium chopped, sliced water chestnuts, olive oil, chicken stock, lemon juice (1 big fresh squeeze from 1/2 lemon), roasted garlic, salt (at the addition of every ingredient), pepper (at the addition of every ingredient)

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, granulated sugar, butter or margarine, at room temperature, egg, original tabasco brand pepper sauce ( i add alittle more to have a more bite to the bite..), vanilla extract

apples, (i used 3 gala and 3 granny smith) roughly peeled, cored and sliced into 8 segments., juice of half a lemon, splenda brown sugar, whole wheat flour, cinnamon, cardamom seeds (the little dark bits that come out of green pods), handfulls raw whole oats, splenda brown sugar, butter, cold and cut in pieces, whole wheat flour, oil to grease baking pan (i use coconut )

olive oil, shrimp, peeled & deveined, whole chicken cut into 8 pieces, andouille sausage cut into 1/2 inch cubes, chopped onion, chopped celery, chopped bell pepper, minced garlic, bay leaves, cayenne pepper, chopped thyme leaves, rice, water, salt & pepper to taste, green onions, chopped parsley, chopped tomatoes

tapioca flour or tapioca starch, shredded cheese (we used an italian blend), baking powder, eggs, melted butter, dill, dried chives

butter, white sugar, unsweetened applesauce, unsweetened cocoa, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, chocolate chips

flour , sifted, salt, sugar, baking powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, pumpkin or cold, cooked mashed yams, eggs, melted butter, milk

uncooked chickpeas , picked over for rocks and bad beans,and rinsed (garbanzo beans), baking soda, garlic, crushed, salt, tahini (arabic sesame paste), water, lemons , juice of, extra virgin olive oil, salt, fresh ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, extra virgin olive oil (to garnish ), parsley, for garnish (optional), pomegranate seeds, for garnish (optional)

pinto beans, kidney beans, bacon, cooked and crumbled, flour, ketchup, cider vinegar, dark brown sugar, shallot, diced, dark mustard, chili powder, cayenne, ground black pepper, sea salt

pork roast , cut into 1-inch pieces, cheap ground beef (you ll need the fat. this isn tsp health food.), good chili powder (your local supermarket brand tastes like cardboard.), huge onion, roughly chopped, head garlic, minced, new mexico green chilies , roasted, peeled, seeded, chopped, hot hungarian paprika (this is legal. paprika is a chile.), ground cumin, beef bouillon cubes, crushed tomatoes (don tsp worry. you won tsp even know they are there.), amber mexican beer (dos equiis, noche buena, or any oktoberfest will do.), bourbon (this is 1 of those things that just happened.), baker bittersweet chocolate squares (not as weird as it sounds.), salt

zwieback toast (found with kids food), butter, cinnamon or sugar, warm milk