8885 asparagus christmas Recipes

  • Vegetable Christmas Tree
    cake dummies in graduated sizes, styrofoam cone and
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    cake dummies in graduated sizes, styrofoam cone, tacky glue, cheesecloth, kale, toothpicks, veggie trims : radishes, carrots, peppers, zucchini, cauliflower, broccoli, asparagus, baby corn, black olives and clementines, daikon radishes, turnips, green, sweet red and yellow pepper rings
    12 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Asparagus and Smoked Salmon Bundles
    asparagus, ends trimmed (20 spears ), olive oil and
    4 More
    asparagus, ends trimmed (20 spears ), olive oil, chopped fresh rosemary leaves, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, smoked salmon (thinly sliced -1 slice per asparagus spear)
    6 ingredients
  • Asparagus And Smoked Salmon Bundles
    asparagus, ends trimmed (about 20 spears ), olive oil and
    4 More
    asparagus, ends trimmed (about 20 spears ), olive oil, chopped fresh rosemary leaves, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, sliced smoked salmon (1 slice per asparagus spear)
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Asparagus with Parmesan Crust
    asparagus spears, extra virgin olive oil and
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    asparagus spears, extra virgin olive oil, shaved parmesan cheese, freshly ground black pepper to taste, balsamic vinegar , or to taste
    25 min, 5 ingredients
  • Asparagus 'Guacamole'
    asparagus, cut into small pieces and
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    asparagus, cut into small pieces, fat-free greek-style yogurt, lime juice, chopped fresh cilantro, green onions, thinly sliced, jalapeno pepper, minced, minced garlic, tomato, diced, worcestershire sauce, hot pepper sauce, salt and ground black pepper to taste
    25 min, 11 ingredients
  • Asparagus Sandwiches
    asparagus tips, drained, mayonnaise, chopped onion and
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    asparagus tips, drained, mayonnaise, chopped onion, seasoning salt, soft, sliced white bread
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • Asparagus Beef Bundles
    asparagus spears , cut into 3-inch pieces, cream cheese and
    5 More
    asparagus spears , cut into 3-inch pieces, cream cheese, prepared horseradish, chopped fresh parsley, chopped fresh chives, sliced deli roast beef, whole chives
    25 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Asparagus Parmesan Asparagus Parmesan
    asparagus parmesan, fresh asparagus and
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    asparagus parmesan, fresh asparagus, boiling water with 1/2 tsp. salt, butter, black pepper, grated parmesan cheese, preheat oven to 350*. butter a 1 qt. shallow baking dish., in lg. skillet , add salt to 1/2 in. water and bring to boiling. add, asparagus spears; cover and boil just until tender (8 to 10 min.), drain. (or microwave in a small amount of water for just a minute or, two ), layer half the asparagus in baking dish ; dot with half the butter and, sprinkle with half the pepper. repeat layers. parmesan, cheese over top ., bake 5 min . or until hot.
    5 min, 15 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Asparagus Bundles With Hollandaise Asparagus Bundles With Hollandaise
    asparagus spears or 0.5 (10 oz) package frozen , thawed and
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    asparagus spears or 0.5 (10 oz) package frozen , thawed, swiss cheese (4 oz.), cooked ham (4 oz.), frozen puff pastry, thawed (1 sheet ), butter, melted, hollandaise sauce mix
    35 min, 6 ingredients
  • Asparagus With Whipped Mayonnaise Sauce Asparagus With Whipped Mayonnaise Sauce
    asparagus, mayonnaise sauce (see recipe below ). and
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    asparagus, mayonnaise sauce (see recipe below )., steam asparagus , or use canned plain asparagus., save asparagus juice and serve on the side ., garnish sauce with chopped chives and 4 pickles.
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • Asparagus in Garlic  Brown Sugar Asparagus in Garlic Brown Sugar
    asparagus spears or 1 (15 -30 oz) can, bacon and
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    asparagus spears or 1 (15 -30 oz) can, bacon, garlic powder, light brown sugar , firmly packed, butter or 1/3 cup margarine
    20 min, 5 ingredients
  • Asparagus and Smoked Salmon Bundles Asparagus and Smoked Salmon Bundles
    asparagus, ends trimmed (about 20 spears ), olive oil and
    4 More
    asparagus, ends trimmed (about 20 spears ), olive oil, fresh rosemary leaf, chopped, kosher salt, fresh ground black pepper, smoked salmon, thinly sliced (1 slice per asparagus spear)
    30 min, 6 ingredients
  • Asparagus, Smoked Gouda, and Ham Melt Asparagus, Smoked Gouda, and Ham Melt
    asparagus, steamed,or frozen & thawed, cooked ham, chopped and
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    asparagus, steamed,or frozen & thawed, cooked ham, chopped, cream of asparagus soup, smoked gouda cheese, cubed, green onions, sliced
    20 min, 6 ingredients
  • Asparagus With Bacon Asparagus With Bacon
    asparagus cut diagonally into 1' pieces, frozen asparagus and
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    asparagus cut diagonally into 1 pieces, frozen asparagus, fresh parsley snipped, lemon juice, salt, bacon fried and chopped
    20 min, 6 ingredients




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