805 are stupid Recipes

shaped pasta , large, avocado, tomatoes, ripe (about 400g), red onion, garlic, minced, basil leaves, capers, olive oil, balsamic vinegar, lime juice (if limes are unavailable) or 2 tsp lemon juice (if limes are unavailable), sugar, salt, red chili peppers, minced or 1/4 tsp chili powder, dried oregano, crumbled, pepper , to taste, parmesan cheese, grated

veal shanks (cut 2-inch thick ), flour, salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste, olive oil, butter or 1 tsp margarine, chopped tomato (canned are fine), chicken broth, wine (red or white ), fresh lemon juice, fresh basil leaves, chopped 1, spring fresh rosemary (optional), cinnamon, garlic powder, carrots, peeled (optional)

kale, steamed to bright green -if you are looking for an exact measurement, i used 6 oz, toasted almond, roasted garlic, celtic sea salt, lemon juice, olive oil, red pepper flakes

eggs, beaten, louisiana hot sauce, seasoning salt, kraft 100% parmesan cheese (the canned stuff works fine for this), dried breadcrumbs (italian seasoned are nice), boneless skinless chicken breasts

fresh lime juice, fresh strawberries, red and ripe (can use frozen if berries are out of season), pure vanilla extract, splenda sugar substitute or 1 tsp sugar, cracked ice , to your preference

marco polo noodles, cooked, drained and rinsed with cold water (marco polo noodles found in oriental section, similar to spaghetti in appearance, but they are white), fresh snow peas , julienned (save a few whole ones for garnish), green onions, chopped, fresh bean sprouts, carrots , julienned, soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, mongolian fire oil (find in oriental food section), sesame oil, fresh ginger, chopped fine

lamb, cut into small cubes, turmeric, pepper, cinnamon, ginger, butter, chopped celery & leaves, onions, chopped, parsley , and, cilantro, chopped and mixed, tomatoes, chopped, salt, lentils, chickpeas (canned are fine), fine soup noodles, eggs, beaten with the juice of 1/2 lemon

raw peanuts, in shell (green ones are best but hard to find up north), water , about 4 quarts, cayenne pepper, crushed red pepper flakes, whole black peppercorns, garlic cloves, peeled left whole, salt (kosher is best)

head garlic , roasted, lasagna noodle, ricotta cheese (whole or reduced fat ), frozen spinach , defrosted, minus 3 tbsp for sauce, parmesan four cheese blend (with parmesan, asiago, fontina, romano), eggs, beaten, parsley , to taste, oregano , to taste, salt and pepper, olive oil, butter or 3 tbsp margarine, flour, heavy cream or 16 oz half-and-half, dry white wine (sauvignon blanc, pinot grigio, pinot gris, pinot blanc, semillon or chardonnay are all fine. use wha) or 1 cup white wine vinaigrette (sauvignon blanc, pinot grigio, pinot gris, pinot blanc, semillon or chardonnay are all fine. use wha), grated parmesan four cheese blend (to taste), roma tomato, diced small, spinach (set aside from pasta), parsley, salt and pepper

black beans, salsa (or recipe 276150), flour tortillas (any size you like ), shredded colby-monterey jack cheese or 8 oz cheddar cheese, frozen vegetables , leftovers are great too, such as spinach, broccoli, green beans, cauliflower, shredded carrots, what

roasting chickens, cut into pieces. you can also buy chicken pieces already cut, stalks celery, cut up, turnips, halved (you can leave these whole if they are small), parsnips, cut up, carrots, cut up, fresh dill (or more to taste), fresh parsley, onions, halved, garlic cloves (or more to taste), water, to cover, salt and pepper

olive oil, onion, chopped, garlic, chopped, chopped spinach, chopped fresh parsley or 2 tbsp cilantro, salt and pepper, to taste and any other seasoning of your choice powders or herbs, crushed red pepper flakes, grated parmesan cheese (i use cheddar mostly), pizza dough, eggs, beaten or 1 tbsp egg substitute or 1 tbsp milk, if you are vegetarian

cooked brown rice (well-seasoned ), eggplant, peeled and thinly sliced, tomato paste, cottage cheese, carton plain yogurt, water, dried basil leaves, dried oregano leaves, onion powder, garlic salt, shredded cheddar cheese, dry whole grain breadcrumbs (homemade are best), butter or 1 tbsp margarine

rose petal (from scented roses, red and pink are best), orange, blossoms, distilled water

raw unsalted brazil nut, raw unsalted cashews, raw unsalted walnuts (pieces are preferred over whole), raw unsalted almonds, hulled sunflower seeds (without the shell ), dried cranberries, raisins, dried fruit , of choice (everyone is different, so throw in what you want. personally i would use a half of blueberries)

faux meat soy crumbles (morning star works well), vegan taco seasoning (most brands are), water, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls (i believe pillsbury are vegan), crushed corn chips, vegan sour cream (tofutti brand works best), lettuce, tomato, olive, guacamole

chicken pieces (legs and thighs are good), onions, finely chopped, mashed garlic, mashed ginger, ethiopian chili powder (chili powder is your closest substitute, but ideally you want the real thing), butter, salt and pepper, hard-boiled eggs

frozen corn kernels (drained canned ones are just fine), bell pepper, white onions or 1 medium yellow onion, canned tomatoes, crushed, sugar (can be a little less), olive oil, ground rosemary (or finely chopped fresh rosemary), oregano or marjoram, salt and pepper