367 april fool fake Recipes

olive oil, onion, chopped, celery ribs, chopped, jalapeno, chopped, dried sage, salt, fresh ground pepper, flour, chicken broth, cooked turkey, cubed, left over sausage prepared stuffing

condensed milk, all-purpose flour, unsalted butter, chilled, cut into 1/4-inch/2/3-cm pieces, salt, egg yolks, lightly beaten, bananas, heavy cream (double cream), seeds of 1 vanilla bean, grated bittersweet chocolate

brown lentils, olive oil, minced garlic, onions, minced, carrot, chopped, water, dried oregano, crushed dried rosemary, bay leaves, tomato paste, salt and pepper to taste, olive oil , or to taste, red wine vinegar , or to taste (optional)

cornflake crumbs, seasoned dry bread crumbs, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, evaporated milk, egg, lemon juice, butter, melted, bone-in chicken pieces, with skin, all-purpose flour

brown lentils, water , plus 1/4 cup cold separated, spring onion , finny chopped (green onions), garlic clove, crushed (optional), chopped flat leaf parsley, olive oil, rice flour (regular flour may be used if not gluten free), red wine vinegar (not halal), sea salt , to taste, fresh ground black pepper , to taste, lemon, cut in wedges (to serve )

reduced-sodium chicken broth (10 fl.oz. ), stewed tomatoes, dried new mexico chiles, stems and seeds discarded and chiles torn into pieces, white onion, sliced 3/4-inch-thick, garlic cloves, peeled, cilantro, coarsely chopped fresh, peanuts , dry-roasted, ground cumin, salt (to taste), olive oil, rotisserie-cooked chicken (2 lb), pink beans , in sauce (preferably goya), chopped fresh cilantro , sour cream

sugar, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, eggs, ripe bananas, flour, baking soda, salt, nuts (optional)

sage (roughly chopped ), parsley (roughly chopped ), garlic cloves (crushed ), pork belly, trimmed leeks, cider, sage leaves, salt and pepper

smoked mackerel (skin and bones removed ), low-fat cream cheese, lemon (zest and juice), fresh parsley (chopped ), fresh chives (chopped ), horseradish (optional)

lamb shanks, olive oil, chopped tomatoes (tinned ), red wine, lamb stock (to just cover ), thyme, sliced mixed mushrooms, butter, garlic clove, crushed

cream of mushroom soup, sweet corn, peas , no salt added, carrots , no salt added, chicken breast , white meat, biscuits , homestyle

bread, egg beaters, vanilla, milk, maple syrup, oil, cinnamon

boneless skinless chicken cutlets , usda grade a, fiber 1 cereal , original, egg beaters egg whites, garlic salt, black pepper

egg, ricotta cheese or 1 tbsp cottage cheese, splenda sugar substitute, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg, sour cream

reduced fat reduced sodium condensed tomato soup, water , the soup can, garlic powder, dried basil, ramen noodles, broken in half , any flavor would likely work, shredded parmesan cheese

eggs, lipton onion soup mix (1 whole packet measures 1/4 cup you can use all, or i like slightly less, about 2/3 of package), low-fat ricotta cheese, firm tofu (mashed into small pieces), vegetable oil , of choice, onion, chopped, cooked brown rice, oregano, basil, rosemary, special k cereal, garlic, ketchup, dijon mustard, molasses, apple cider vinegar (1/8 -1/4 depending on taste), cayenne pepper

peaches in heavy syrup, yellow cake mix (no pudding), butter or 1/4 cup margarine, cut into cubes