No-bake Fake Twinkies Recipe

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No-bake Fake Twinkies
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Ingredients:

  • 2 lbs lard
  • 1 cup sugar

Directions:

  1. Thoroughly cream lard and sugar.
  2. Use this mixture to fill a pastry bag.
  3. Set aside.
  4. Get a foam rubber seat cushion from your living room.
  5. Remove upholstery from seat cushion.
  6. Cut the foam rubber into rectangular shapes, approximately 1 1/2 by 1 1/2 by 4 .
  7. Fill your sink with hot soapy water, and wash the foam rubber pieces, rinsing carefully.
  8. Spread out on towel to dry thoroughly, turning after 1 day.
  9. When thoroughly dry, plunge a hot knitting needle through the narrow end, and quickly remove.
  10. Repeat for each piece of foam rubber.
  11. Fill the resulting tunnels using the pastry bag.
  12. Serve on doily lined plastic plate.
  13. Don't throw anything at ThatBobbieGirl ;-).
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 360.33 Kcal (1509 kJ)
Calories from fat 340.13 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 37.79g 58%
Cholesterol 35.9mg 12%
Sodium 0.1mg 0%
Potassium 0.1mg 0%
Total Carbs 5g 2%
Sugars 4.9g 20%
Calcium 0.1mg 0%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 842.06 Kcal (3526 kJ)
Calories from fat 794.84 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 88.32g 58%
Cholesterol 83.9mg 12%
Sodium 0.23mg 0%
Potassium 0.23mg 0%
Total Carbs 11.68g 2%
Sugars 11.45g 20%
Calcium 0.1mg 0%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Recipe Tags

Weightwatchers Points

  • 10.4
    Points
  • 10
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • saturated fat free,
  • sodium free

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