83487 almond crumble christmas pies Recipes

pack pumpkin (you can use canned but fresh is better ), apple butter, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, ground ginger (to taste), ground nutmeg, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, evaporated milk, pie crusts (2 if you want a top on it)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cherry cheesecake pie, active time : 15 minutes, total time : 1 hour 25 minutes, refrigerated ready-to-bake pie crusts, sugar, cornstarch, bricks (8 oz each) 1/3-less-fat cream cheese (neufchatel), softened, egg, almond extract, cherry pie filling, white from 1 large egg , in a small bowl, sliced almonds

flour, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, almonds, crushed, cream cheese (softened ), sugar, cool whip, cherry pie filling, almond liqueur (divided )

prepared deep dish 9-inch pie shell, coconut milk, sugar, whole milk (skim or low fat may be substituted), cornstarch, water, cacao bittersweet chocolate chips , such as ghirardelli (regular semi-sweet chocolate chips or semi-sweet chocolate baking bars may be substituted), heavy whipping cream, sugar, almond extract, chocolate shavings, toasted shredded coconut, toasted sliced almonds

refrigerated pie crusts, sugar, cornstarch, reduced-fat cream cheese, softened (neufchatel), egg, almond extract, cherry pie filling, egg white , in a small bowl, sliced almonds

chocolate filling layer, butter, sugar, unsweetened cocoa, pecans , almonds or pinenuts crushed, flour, eggs, separated, water or cherry liquid, sour cream, sugar, vanilla or almond extract, cherry pie filling or sweetened canned or fresh cherries, glaze, chocolate chips, shortening, unbaked pie crust

fresh strawberries, halved (or frozen whole strawberries), mcintosh apple, peeled, cored and chopped, sugar, vanilla extract (or almond extract for a stronger almond flavor), all-purpose flour, all-purpose flour, rolled oats, sliced almonds, nutmeg, brown sugar , firmly packed, butter (or margarine)

light brown sugar , packed, unsalted butter, melted, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, sliced almonds, all-purpose flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, granulated sugar, eggs, sour cream, vegetable oil, almond extract, canned tart cherries, drained

butter, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, eggs, plain flour, self-raising flour, almond meal, sour cream, firm ripe amber jewel plums, stoned, cut into wedges, plain flour, extra, brown sugar, extra, butter, chopped, extra, sliced almonds, creme fraiche, to serve

strawberries, hulled, caster sugar, ground almonds, vanilla extract, cold butter, diced, sliced almonds, demerara sugar, whole wheat pastry flour, baking powder

egg yolks, milk, sugar, salt, knox unflavored gelatin, water, rum (2 jiggers), rum flavoring, egg whites, sugar, heavy cream, shaved hershey s chocolate candy bar, oronoque orchards frozen pie crusts

eggs, milk, all purpose flour (not self-rising), sugar, vanilla, salt, cinnamon, butter or margarine, canned peach halves (approx.) sliced thin, brown sugar, apple pancake just substitute 4 peeled , sliced apples & serve with maple syrup, makes 1 - 9 x 13 baking dish or 2 - 9 round pie plates), cherry almond sauce for peach puff pancakes, cherry pie filling, butter or margarine, brown sugar, light corn syrup, almond extract, cook all ingredients except almond extract , in saucepan till blended & bubbly. remove from heat, add almond extract. mix well and pour over peach puff pancake. (optional - garnish with slivered almonds)

king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, shortening, salt, cold water, cider vinegar, chopped almonds, brown sugar, almond paste, chopped crystallized ginger, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, grated lemon peel, almond extract, cold butter, cream cheese, softened, brown sugar, sour cream, canned pumpkin, evaporated milk, molasses, pumpkin pie spice, eggs plus 1 egg yolk, lightly beaten

almond bark, creamy peanut butter, approx ritz crackers or 60 round buttery crackers, red edible glitter, green edible glitter

flour, ground almonds, light brown sugar, cinnamon, salt, butter, chilled, flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, salt, milk, at room temperature, butter, melted and cooled (5 1/3 tbsp.), egg, lightly beaten,at room temperature, vanilla extract, almond extract, cherry pie filling

butter, soft, sliced almonds, toasted, brown sugar, pie shells (9 inch), sugar, fresh peaches, sliced, tapioca, nutmeg, cinnamon

almonds, german sweet chocolate block, butter, eggs, slightly beaten, dark corn syrup, sugar, chopped dates, prepared deep dish pie shell