Penis Stew Recipe

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Penis Stew
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Ingredients:

Directions:

  1. Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
  2. Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
  3. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
  4. Drain and slice.
  5. Heat the oil in a large skillet.
  6. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
  7. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
  8. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
  9. Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
  10. Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 108.74 Kcal (455 kJ)
Calories from fat 92.66 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 10.3g 16%
Sodium 583.28mg 24%
Potassium 66.59mg 1%
Total Carbs 4.12g 1%
Sugars 1.52g 6%
Dietary Fiber 0.97g 4%
Protein 0.52g 1%
Vitamin C 3.2mg 5%
Iron 0.1mg 1%
Calcium 14.9mg 1%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 212.6 Kcal (890 kJ)
Calories from fat 181.16 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 20.13g 16%
Sodium 1140.34mg 24%
Potassium 130.18mg 1%
Total Carbs 8.05g 1%
Sugars 2.96g 6%
Dietary Fiber 1.89g 4%
Protein 1.01g 1%
Vitamin C 6.2mg 5%
Iron 0.2mg 1%
Calcium 29.1mg 1%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 2.8
    Points
  • 3
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • saturated fat free,
  • cholesterol free

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium

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