Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Recipe

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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
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Ingredients:

  • 1 cup water
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 4 large eggs
  • 1 cup nuts
  • 2 cups dried fruit
  • 1 (750 ml) bottle tequila , jose cuervo

Directions:

  1. Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,.
  3. Pour o ne level cup and drink.
  4. Turn on the electric mixer.
  5. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  6. Add one peastoon of sugar
  7. Beat again.
  8. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
  9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  10. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  11. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
  12. Mix on the turner .
  13. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a d rewscriver.
  14. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
  15. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
  16. Who geeves a sheet.
  17. Check the Jose Cuervo.
  18. Add one table.
  19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
  20. Whatever you can find.
  21. Greash the oven.
  22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  23. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
  25. Cherry Mistmas !
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Nutrition Facts

Per ServingPer 100 g
Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories 4172.46 Kcal (17469 kJ)
Calories from fat 1006.2 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 111.8g 172%
Cholesterol 744mg 248%
Sodium 7042.27mg 293%
Potassium 5201.53mg 111%
Total Carbs 1023.31g 341%
Sugars 336.4g 1346%
Dietary Fiber 5.4g 22%
Protein 44.9g 90%
Vitamin C 4301.6mg 7169%
Iron 14.3mg 79%
Calcium 8382.1mg 838%
Amount Per 100 g
Calories 246.67 Kcal (1033 kJ)
Calories from fat 59.48 Kcal
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 6.61g 172%
Cholesterol 43.98mg 248%
Sodium 416.33mg 293%
Potassium 307.51mg 111%
Total Carbs 60.5g 341%
Sugars 19.89g 1346%
Dietary Fiber 0.32g 22%
Protein 2.65g 90%
Vitamin C 254.3mg 7169%
Iron 0.8mg 79%
Calcium 495.5mg 838%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
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Tastes

  • salty
  • savory
  • bitter
  • sweet
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Weightwatchers Points

  • 92
    Points
  • 144
    PointsPlus

Good Points

  • saturated fat free

Bad Points

  • High in Sodium,
  • High in Sugar,
  • High in Total Fat

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