Whammers Recipe

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Ingredients:

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3 cups brown sugar
2 1/2 cups oleo
1 cup chunky peanut butter
6 cups oatmeal
3 cups flour
1 tbsp baking soda
3 tbsp vanilla
2 eggs
1 cup nuts (optional)
sugar
cinnamon

Directions:

Make these cookies while you are MAD!
DUMP brown sugar, oleo and peanut butter in a huge bowl.
THROW in oatmeal.
SLING in flour and baking soda.
SPLASH in vanilla.
DROP in eggs and nuts.
Start kneading and mixing with both hands, POUNDING and BEATING with FISTS to let out your aggressions.
Think of what and WHO you are mad at and REALLY LET THEM HAVE IT!
Make balls the size of walnuts.
SLAM the balls into some sugar and cinnamon (optional).
THROW them on a greased cookie sheet.
Give each a WHAM with your FIST to FLATTEN them.
Bake at 350° for 10 to 12 minutes.

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Nutrition Facts

Per Serving Per 100 g

Amount Per 1 Serving
Calories	2440.03 Kcal (10216 kJ)
Calories from fat	1051.45 Kcal
		% Daily Value*
Total Fat	116.83g	180%
Cholesterol	54.56mg	18%
Sodium	4398.01mg	183%
Potassium	1113.07mg	24%
Total Carbs	309.92g	103%
Sugars	132.1g	528%
Dietary Fiber	21.23g	85%
Protein	44.63g	89%
Vitamin C	0.2mg	0%
Vitamin A	0.4mg	14%
Iron	22.3mg	124%
Calcium	500.6mg	50%

Amount Per 100 g
Calories	377.06 Kcal (1579 kJ)
Calories from fat	162.48 Kcal
		% Daily Value*
Total Fat	18.05g	180%
Cholesterol	8.43mg	18%
Sodium	679.63mg	183%
Potassium	172mg	24%
Total Carbs	47.89g	103%
Sugars	20.41g	528%
Dietary Fiber	3.28g	85%
Protein	6.9g	89%
Vitamin A	0.1mg	14%
Iron	3.4mg	124%
Calcium	77.4mg	50%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
Find out how many calories should you eat.

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bitter
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