90 yourself sculpture Recipes

pillsbury refrigerated crescent dinner rolls, a bacon horseradish- flavored dip (already prepared or make yourself), sliced cooked roast beef ( from deli ), chopped roasted red bell pepper strips (from a jar), shredded swiss or provolone cheese

whole wheat pitas, split , then cut into triangles, olive oil, various seasonings (dried italian herbs, garlic, chili, cayenne, salt and pepper, etc depending on your tastes and what the chips will be used for)-try about 1tsp total of seasoning

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

beef flank steak (or anything you ve got) sliced very thin (if there is a korean market near you they should have pre-sliced rib-eye specifically ready for this recipe. you can also ask your butcher or just do it yourself)., brown sugar, soy sauce, leeks (green onions), carrot, yellow onion, sesame oil

old fashioned oats(not quick cooking ), wheat germ, brown sugar (this can be omitted, if you want), salt, light cooking oil, nuts (sliced almonds, pecans, wal , cashews, pea , hazel , macadamia , pistachios, etc, chopped, pine or sunflower or pumpkin seeds or kernels), dried fruit (banana chips, apples, pineapple, mango, currants, raisins, cranberries, blueberries, dates, etc, or coconut), lemon or orange zest, vanilla or almond extract, cinnamon or nutmeg(if desired, depending on add ins used), honey, water, divided

quick cooking oats (you will need about 1/2 cup total per serving, so the amount will depend on how many servings you want to make up--1/2 cup for 1 serving, or about 6 cups for 12...and anywhere in between), kosher or sea salt(about 1/2tsp per serving, so, again, adjust as needed), dry milk (about 1tsp per serving, adjust as above), various flavoring additions ie brown or white sugar, cinnamon, mini chocolate chips, dried fruits like blends, berries, apples, bananas(though these don tsp rehyrdate as well), i suggest starting with about 1tsp sugar per serving, 1/2t cinnamon, and about 3t of any of the dried fruits or chocolate chips, but, again, once you try it, just adjust to your preference. also, if you want to make 1 of the and cream type recipes, like peaches and cream, etc, just add another 1/2t dry milk to your ingredients

morning thoughts, what do you think about the very first thing in the morning, your thoughts during the first half-hour of the morning will greatly influence the entire day. you may not realize this , but it is nevertheless a fact., if you set out with worry and depression, and bitterness of soul toward fate or man, you are giving the key note to a day of discord and misfortunes., if you think peace , hope, and happiness, you are sounding a note of harmony and success., result may not be felt at once , but it will not fail to make itself evident eventually., control your morning thoughts. you can do it ., first moment on waking , no matter what your mood, say to yourself, i will get all the comfort and pleasure possible out of this day, and i will do something to add to the measure of the world s happiness or well-being. i will control myself when tempted to be irritable or unhappy, i will look for the bright side of every event., once you say these things over to yourself in a calm, earnest way, you will begin to feel more cheerful. the worries and troubles of the coming day will seem less colossal., then say , i shall be given help to meet anything that comes today. everything will be for the best. i shall succeed in whatever i undertake. i cannot fail., do not let it discourage you if the moment you leave your room you encounter a trouble or a disaster. this usually happens. when we make any boasts, spiritually or physically, we are put to the test. the occult forces about us are not unlike human beings. when a schoolboy boasts of his strength, and says he can lick any boy in school, he generally gets a chance to prove it., when we declare we are brave enough to overcome any fate, we find our strength put to the test at once., but that is all right. prove your words to be true. regard the troubles and cares you encounter as the punching bags of fate, given you to develop your spiritual muscle., go at them with courage and keep to your morning resolve., by and the troubles will lessen, and you will find yourself master of circumstances.

dry milk (i use dry whole milk because if i m drinking these, i need the extra fat and calories...no fat milk works just fine, here, though and keeps it healthier for most people), powdered sugar, malted milk powder, cocoa, vanilla bean, split and scraped, dry, no heat required thickening agent (sold in most pharmacies), powdered vitamin supplement , dry protein supplement, fiber etc. just follow the package recommendations and add enough for about 35 doses .

dry navy beans (or other dried white bean of your choice), rinsed, soaked and simmered anddrained, per package directions, onion, finely diced, bacon, uncooked, and diced, tomato sauce (about 14 oz or so), ketchup, water (add more toward end of cooking if needed), molasses, red wine vinegar, brown sugar, dry mustard, cayenne pepper(to taste..we like a bit of a kick to em, salt and pepper to taste, but start with a tsp, each, then add to taste, cus they re beans...they need

onions ,thickly sliced, extra virgin olive oil, quantity of best quality frozen puff pastry --to hard to make yourself and the frozen stuff is excellent ., anchovies ,halved lengthways, black kalamata olives ,stoned ., fresh thyme leaves

cooked king prawns, peeled (tails left intact), deveined, avocados, cut into 2cm cubes , lightly salted and drizzled with lime juice, u>the cocktail sauceyourself), whole-egg mayonnaise (i use thomy at home), teasp worcestershire sauce, teasp tabasco, or, preferably , your own favourite louisiana-style hot sauce, lime, juiced

boned and skinned chicken breasts, about 4 oz each, seasoned bread crumbs, grated parmesan cheese, black pepper, flour , all-purpose, egg whites, lightly beaten, olive oil, spaghetti, cooked and drained (about 8 oz raw ), pasta sauce (make it yourself or bought), shredded mozzarella cheese, diced tomato (optional), chopped basil, fresh or dried basil leaves

sirloin, bacon, diced, chopped onion, salt (or to taste), paprika, black pepper, cream of mushroom soup, chopped fresh mushrooms (opt.), hot buttered noodles with dashes of oregano and thyme

fresh z.squash , chopped into decent bite sized pieces, fresh yellow/sumer squash , chopped the same, onion, yellow , vidalia, or red, cut into slices and broken up, garlic , rough minced, yellow, red, green bell peppers, seeded, sliced up into strips, enough oil or oil and butter to gently saute fresh vegetables, ortega chiles, chopped or chop up the whole ones yourself, stewed tomatoes , the new spicy ones add a nice pop, kidney beans, (light or dark ) some what drained, black beans , mostly drained., corn, canned, frozen or fresh off the ear, cumin , to taste, red pepper flakes , to taste, or leave out if no heat desired, a pinch of thyme and/or marjoram, ground in your hand, a healthy pinch of kosher salt, grated sharp cheese over the top of servings, if you want to, cooked rice to serve this over is good and part of the original recipe given to me., all ingredients with an asterisk (*) i have added to the basic recipe., you can add boiled, broiled , or roasted chicken torn/cut up to this. you can also add ground beef or cooked stewed beef or other left over beef if you want meat added to this vegetable dish.

minced fresh garlic ., boneless, skinless chicken breast, cut into 1 inch cubes, fresh bite size broccoli florets, oil packed sun dried tomatoes, drained , julienne, reserve 1 tbsp of the oil., chopped fresh roma tomatoes, crushed red pepper flakes (optional, i like it hot ), freshly grated mozzarella cheese (buy good cheese and grate it yourself, there is a difference), freshly grated parmesan cheese (not the stuff in the green can, grate some fresh off of a block yourself, you will be pleasantly rewarded for your effort)

add 1 1/2 cups flour , sugar, and milk to starter (the bag), stir. batter will be, lumpy after this , but it won tsp affect the final bread goo. pour 1 cup starter into 4, give three to friends, and keep 1 for yourself., day 10. ingredients, oil, milk, sugar, salt, vanilla, cinnamon, flour, baking powder, eggs, baking soda, instant vanilla pudding, nutmeg (optional)

macaroni noodles, mayo, milk, teriyaki sauce (see my recipe if you want to make it yourself), carrots shredded, green onion chopped fine, pepper

green beans, ripe olives, button mushrooms, artichokes ( quartered ) or cut yourself, good seasons italian dressing mix (make according to directions)