327 wisdom foodies etc Recipes

wisdom for all foodies, dieters, and the entire human race, anybody who tells you getting thin takes about a week is lying ..., a.a. milne, if you want to look young & thin hang out with old fat people ..., j. eason, eat caramels rather than chocolate creams calories are worked off by extra chewing ..., what you eat standing up doesn tsp count ..., best remedy for a fever is a snowcone..., coffee whisks calories away from dunked donuts ...., there are no calories in what you eat off of other people s plates ..., crumble up your cookies. cookie crumbs have way less calories than whole cookies, there is no fat or calories in cotton candy....really....once you put it in your mouth it disappears...., health food is the food they serve in hell...(just kidding !), there are no calories in the baby food you taste before feeding it to your little bundle....and no calories in your children s leftovers...., remember , you re all alone in the kitchen and no 1 can see you ..., julia child, diet coke cancels out french fries ..., last , but not least, if no 1 sees you eat it.....you didn tsp, chocolate.....it s not just for breakfast anymore

all-purpose flour, active dry yeast, milk, sugar, unsalted butter, salt, eggs, lightly beaten, unsalted butter, melted and cooled, sugar, ground cinnamon, raisins (optional), chopped apples (optional), nutmeg , toss with the, lemon , juice of (and some of the sugar or cinnamon mix,place in a strainer over a bowl,reserve juices for icing) (optional), cocoa powder, mixed in with the sugar (optional), chocolate chip (optional), cinnamon bark (optional), powdered sugar , sifted, pure vanilla extract, cream (etc.) or 2 tbsp juice (etc.) or 2 tbsp half-and-half (etc.) or 2 tbsp milk (etc.) or 2 tbsp coffee (etc.) or 2 tbsp your favorite liqueur (etc.), chopped chocolate, melted (optional)

frozen spinach, olive oil, chopped onion, garlic clove, finely chopped, bacon , crisply cooked, crumbled, cooked chicken, finely chopped or 1/2 cup turkey or 1/2 cup ham, shredded asiago cheese (etc.) or 3/4 cup cheddar cheese (etc.) or 3/4 cup swiss cheese (etc.), mayonnaise or 1/4 cup salad dressing, crescent rolls, egg, beaten, water

half-and-half, grated monterey jack cheese, light cream cheese, garlic powder, worcestershire sauce, salt, fresh ground pepper (to taste), fresh spinach (stemmed and chopped ), artichoke hearts (rinsed, drained and chopped ), green onions, chopped, tortilla chips (bread bowl etc. for dipping) or pita bread (bread bowl etc. for dipping)

ground beef, onions, chopped, garlic cloves, minced, diced tomatoes (undrained ), tomato sauce, chili powder, ground cumin, kidney beans (kidney black pinto etc.) or 1 1/2 cups dried beans, prepared (kidney black pinto etc.) or 3 1/2 cups cooked beans (kidney black pinto etc.), cornstarch, water

carrots, ginger, lemon peel, eggs, honey, cinnamon, dry breadcrumbs, ground hazelnuts, cream cheese, honey, cinnamon

beef (any or all of beef, pork, rabbit, venison, etc.- just 1 1/2 lbs total. sirloin steak makes the best) or 1 1/2 lbs pork or 1 1/2 lbs rabbit or 1 1/2 lbs venison steak, grated cheese, currants (or any other dried fruit) or 1/2 cup raisins (or any other dried fruit), egg yolks, ground cardamom, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, broth (whatever most of the meat is), cooking wine, pie shells (with lid)

eggs, tomato slices..in season is the best, cheese slices..your favorite, bread...your favorite, mayo, s & p

spaghetti noodles (1/2 box or so, adjust amount to taste or need), cream of chicken soup, mushroom stems and pieces, drained (optional), shredded cheese, of your choice (i usually use low-fat mozzarella ), garlic pepper seasoning , to taste, paprika , to taste, leftover cooked broccoli (etc., optional ) (optional) or onions (etc., optional) (optional) or bell peppers (etc., optional) (optional) or diced cooked chicken (etc.) (optional)

boneless skinless chicken breasts (your preference) or 1 lb boneless skinless chicken thighs (your preference), cream of mushroom soup (no water), artichoke hearts, salt (etc.) or pepper (etc.) or garlic (etc.) or season (etc.), cooked brown rice

cheerios toasted oat cereal, life cereal, shredded wheat cereal, pretzel, crackers , ritz, premium, etc, etc, etc... throw in any of those stale and cereals too (any kinds you like- we use cheese nips, rice (sesame), canola oil, soya sauce (i use 1/2 light and 1/2 dark ), sesame oil, garlic powder, onion powder (i don tsp measure, so approximate)

condensed cream of chicken soup (your choice try the classic cream of mushroom soup, cream of chicken or cream of celery soup), milk (my favorite is the cream) or 3/4 cup cream (my favorite is the cream), pepper (to taste), green beans or 2 (14 1/2 oz) cans cut , drained, canned fried onions, ground meat try ground turkey , etc or 1 -1 1/2 lb sausage, filling etc or 1 -1 1/2 lb ground beef, etc, mashed potatoes

extra virgin olive oil, good balsamic vinegar, different onions (red, yellow, sweet, etc.), roughly chopped, different bell peppers (green, red, yellow), roughly chopped, different chilis (green , jalapeno, etc.), seeds left in or removed, depending on taste, and finely chopped, head of garlic, peeled and smashed, cubed, lean beef, ground, lean pork, chili powder, cayenne pepper, paprika, ground cumin (x2), white pepper, black pepper, cinnamon, salt, tasty red wine, dark beer, mixed, large, ripe tomatoes (beef, roma, vine, etc.), roughly chopped, dark molasses, honey, maize or corn flour, heaping handful of chopped cilantro, corn tortilla chips, handful of shredded extra sharp cheddar cheese, heaping tbsp of diced , ripe avocado, dollop of sour cream, sprinkle of chopped scallion, chopped cilantro

active dry yeast, warm water, sugar or 2 tsp honey, salt, vegetable oil, all-purpose flour, raisins, egg, water

good neighbor recipe, tongue (that does not slander), mind (full of tolerance), ears (closed to gossip), eyes (overlooking other folk s faults), heart (generous and kind), hands (extended to help others), wit , smiles, sunny disposition and cheerfulness, blend together and form into 1 being., remember not only our enjoyment of good food , but also our sense of humor, for 1 without the other would be a dull existence., food for thought, old proverb about an eye for an eye could leave everyone blind., what a grand world this would be if we could forget our troubles as easily as we forget our blessings ., it is much easier to swallow angry words than to have to eat them., swallow your pride occasionally ; it s non-fattening., be thankful for the people that brighten your day with laughter., a wise wife has pork chops ready when her husband comes home from a fishing trip ., advice is like castor oil ; easy to give, but very difficult to take., count your blessings and share with those who have so much less., all living creatures , human beings are the only ones who pray - or need to., why is there never enough time to do things right, but always enough time to do them over, what soap is for the body, tears are for the soul., if the tv and the refrigerator weren tsp so far apart, some of us wouldn tsp get any exercise at all., some people are like blisters. they don tsp show up until the work is done ., arabian stuffed camel, first , procure a camel: with 1 hump or two, depending upon the size of your party., prepare twelve dozen eggs: boiled, shelled and dressed ., clean about twelve good sized smelts , leaving the heads on., dress eight or nine three lb chickens. bake the chickens., choose a large sheep and dress it out, removing the wool and hooves but leaving the head on., next , take your camel and do him in. clean and dress intact., then , stuff the eggs into the fish. stuff the fish into the chickens. stuff the chickens into the sheep. stuff the sheep into the camel., roast over an open-pit fire for about 2 days, turning carefully on an oak spit and basting with your favorite sauce., this is truly a regal dish to serve for any special occasion and an ambitious undertaking for any family. variations, seasonings and methods of serving differ with taste., serves 200 people and innumerable dogs and children

chicken broth, dried wild mushrooms , thoroughly rinsed under running water,and drained (such as cepes, morels, etc, all 1 kind or a mix), fresh cultivated mushroom , wiped clean with damp paper towel (button), unsalted butter, chopped shallot (or 3 green onions, finely-chopped, plus 1 tsp minced garlic), salt and pepper, to taste, port wine, heavy cream, boneless skinless chicken breast halves

butter, room temp, powdered sugar, egg whites, room temp, extract (vanilla, lemon, almond etc, your choice), all-purpose flour , sifted with the following salt and soda, salt, baking soda, toasted nuts , chopped finely then measured (walnuts, almonds, pecans, black walnuts etc, your choice), jam (your choice ), jam (your choice ), sweetened coconut, toasted

grated beeswax, oil (or any combination as long as the total is about 2 tsp, see directions for suggestions), flavored extract (such as peppermint, vanilla, almond, coconut, strawberry, orange, lemon, etc. or a combination such ) (optional) or 1/8 tsp oil (such as peppermint, vanilla, almond, coconut, strawberry, orange, lemon, etc. or a combination such ) (optional), powdered beets (if you want a colored lip gloss, add more or less depending on the tint you want) (optional)